Whatever Happened to Naruto kun? The First of (Oh My Pie) Many More To Come (?)

Hey, y'all!1

You're speaking to THE Aburame Megumi!2

*Shino sarcastically rolls eyes (but you can't see them! Because he has glasses! HAHAHAHH!) ... *3

Anyways, I think it was Writer-chan and Sibly-chan who inspired me to start this...or at least, attempt this..4

Shino: Oh my gai[sensei].5

It is my expresso to get me up, and hopefully to get a laugh6

Reader: ...7

*AWKWARD TURTLE!*8

*megumi hits applaud button, and from forth burst applauds*9

Ok, yah--that's right! Anyways, they will be totally random episodes of nothing ness, but hopefully (again) it will make me (more or less) happy, some random readers happy, and I will not be unsocial when I write!10

Shino: ANTI-social, moron.11

Oh. Sorry. *sticks tongue out* So...are we ready to begin?12

Tenten: HAI! *pulls down curtain*13

"Whatever Happened to Naruto kun?"14

"PART môt" (vietnamese)15

Tenten: YEA!!! *punches air* THE MAGICAL PANDAS OF EPILEPTIC DOOM LIVE ON!!!!16

Hinata: *pokes index fingers together* Its just t-too bad that n-no one k-knows about us... *sulk*17

MEgumi: *pout* THat's not optimistic, Hina chan! And what's the slogan of the MAGICAL PANDAS OF EPILEPTIC DOOM ---NEVER GIVE UP!18

Tenten;: Isn't that like...boy scouts or something?19

Megumi: Well, its now MAGICAL PANDAS OF EPILEPTIC DOOM's slogan!20

*random persons (in unison)*: Umm...so what's the MAGICAL PANDAS OF EPILEPTIC DOOM ? 21

MegumI: Well, random hobos22

*random persons*: I'm nOT A HOBO!23

Megumi: Anyways, random hobo--the MAGICAL PANDAS OF EPILEPTIC DOOM are Tenten , Hinata and I attempting to be musical!24

*random persons*: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!25

Megumi: But we can be if we want to...26

*random persons*: SO why are you calledthe MAGICAL PANDAS OF EPILEPTIC DOOM 27

Megumi: Well, everyone knows that I'm magical28

Tenten: And I'm a panda *points to hair*29

Hinata: And d-did you know that a c-common side effect of byakugan is e-epilepsy?30

*random person breaks out into seizures*31

MeguMI: I sing!32

Tenten: I hit things!33

Megumi: Tenten does drums!34

Hinata: And I-I d-do nothing useful...35

MegumI: And HInata hits random notes on the piano!36

*SAILOR MOON GLITTER BACKGROUND*37

*random persons*: HA! LIGHHHHHTSSSS!38

*random person breaks out into seizures AGAIN*39

*random persons*: WHEN WILL YOU ALL PERFORM?40

Megumi: I.....have no clue!41

Tenten: YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!42

Megumi: But we pwn "4 NINJAS + SHINO" so don't hear them perform! Hear us!43

*random person*: But...tehy have Sasuke..44

*fangirls*: SASUKE!!!!!45

*random punk* : *cough* Sas-gay!46

Megumi: *eyebrow up* We...dont' need Sasuke.47

*Sakura breaks out into tears*48

We have a NARWHALE!!49

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!50

!!!!!!!51

*random persons*: O_______________o A Narwhale? But aren't you...the magical PANDAS?52

Megumi: Tenten wanted a narwhale.53

Tenten: *attempts to lift giant narwhale with manly girl strength*54

Hintata: A-aren't narwhales on the virge of extinction?55

MegumI: Then---we shall have to get a mate for our good friend ESTABAN!!!!!!!56

*silence*57

*CRICKET CRICKET*58

*random persons*: ...ESTABAN?59

Megumi: YEs. His name is now ESTABAN.60

Tenten: I WAS GONNA NAME HIM MINI NEJI!!!!61

*neji: MEH.*62

MeguMI: Anyways, back to mating! Now, I think no one here needs "THE TALK"...63

*moegi walks in*64

MOEGI!!!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM?65

Konohamaru: SHABAM!!!!!!!!!66

*random persons*: O_____________o67

Megumi; AGAIN, anyways! So, let's get a mate for estaban!68

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BBBaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaRRRRRRRrrRrRRAaaaaaaAAQAALLlLllLLllLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOoOOOoOooOOOoooOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffFFffFFFFF!!!!!!70

HInata: *covers ears* WH-what are you d-doing, Megumi ?71

Megumi: Practicing my narwhale MAting calls!72

Tenten: That's an elephant mating call, mental!73

Megumi: Oh. *frowns* So that's why the Narwhales are on the virge of extinction!74

Tentne: *sobs*75

------THE END!!!!!---------------76