Kiki, her twin sister Niki, and their oldest sister Garnet sat in the living room watching the television.1
Well, trying too. Garnet was being her usual jerkish self and playing hijack-the-remote with her siblins.2
"Come one! Just lemme change the channel! I'm tired of IMF!", whined Niki, "America's nect top model is on!"3
Garnet smirked. "And I want to watch catty hookers why?"4
Kiki, trying to enjoy her book, threw in down in exasperation and snatched the remote angrily. "That's enough! Can't you two just exist?!"5
"Uh, no.", said Garnet, getting up from her lounging position. She scratched her side. "I gotta go meet Artemis. Behave you brats."6
"Come back sober please.", said Niki cynically.7
"And not reeking of her perfume.", said Kiki, matching her twin's tone, "Easier to deal with you then."8
Garnet rolled her eyes as she walked out the door, snatching her hoodie as a car horn honked.9
"Oh god.", groaned Niki, "Its Sheep."10
"I really wonder how he got that name...", said Kiki.11
Niki shuddered, "Well... He IS a farmer..."12
"Kind of a redneck...", said Kiki.13
"D'ya think he might've..."14
Kiki snorted in sudden laughter, "you know what they say..."15
"What?", asked Niki.16
"Baa means no."17
They collapsed in laughter at the simple statement.18
Garnet came home late, as usual, and found a note on the table. It listed the usual b.s, what was dinner, where said dinner was... and a strange P.S.19
"'Tell Sheep that Baaa means NOOO!' What the...?"20
Author notes
option 3...sheep....
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Comments
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yeah i was kinda confused too. writing about sheep rocks! random but cool
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yay! thans for writing about sheep!!!!!!!! *grins*
good story, although i was slightly confused to begin with. good work!
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Ok
This story is not too bad. It has some interesting dialog, but very little description or plot. The spelling needs a little work, as does the grammar. Overall good though. -
Hahaha, cute ^^ This reminds me of another joke I read. A professor is staying with a native tribe in Africa to study their culture. One day, the chief's pregnant wife gives birth to a baby, and to everyone's surprise, the baby is white. Well of course, the professor being the only white man around, they all look at him and so the chief goes to him to have a talk with him.
"Listen. Personally,I don't think it's that big a deal but...I'm the tribe's chief. I have an image to uphold. And so when my wife has a white baby and you're the only white guy around...things are going to start looking bad for you, there's not much I can do."
"No, listen. I never slept with your wife, what we have here is a natural phenomena. It's called an albino. See that flock of sheep there? Notice how they're all white except for that one black one? Every now and then a recessive gene will make itself know...and so your white baby is just like that black sheep."
The chief thought about this. "I see what you're saying. Ok, if you don't mention the sheep again, I swear nothing will be said about the child either."
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