Megumi: Th-there's an omniscient voice coming from no where! Oh mi gosh! Are you my conscience? Are you going to eat my soul? NOooOoooOOOOooo!2
~Its me, Artemis Gem, baka!~3
Megumi: Oh. *sigh of relief* I like my soul.4
~Anyway, *cough choke* ...SHE LIVES!!!!~5
Megumi: ...I live? Oh! OOOH! YEA!!!!!!6
~In case you never knew (since it has been many long years *cough* months) or you've just simply forgotten, we chronicle today Aburame Megumi, the happy-go-lucky sister of Aburame Shino...My OC who is the predecesor or Chibi's Aburakoji Megumi...~7
Megumi: *breaks out into dancing*8
~Her hair was always called a raspberry chocolate since it has the Aburame brunette, but with a tint of violet, shining in the splendour of a thousand suns...~9
*still dancing*10
~ Her eyes are of cyan, but if the light hits just right, there's a flicker of pink...~11
Oza: ....? O____o;; *takes a bite out of a conveniently placed taco*12
~Hatake Oza belongs not to me, but to the glorious OSA!/Urban Warrior! (so many name changes mess with my brain...) And there's Osa Hyuuga then Oza Hatake...BRAIN DAMAGE!!!!!!13
Osa: *blank stare
Oza: *blank stare*
....
Both: YOU STOLE MY NAME AND TRIED TO MAKE IT AS COOL AS MINE!14
...*emo tear* I miss Oza!!!!~15
Megumi: Vũ Hà's version of the NUMA NUMA! YEA VIETNAMESE!!!!16
Shino: You're not even Japanese, let alone Viet. 17
Oza: O____o (to self) I think I might leave now before I catch stupid. 18
Megumi: Người tình Mai Ya Hee!19
Oza: WTR[ice]?!?!?!?20
~Ok, I'm making absolutely no sense, and for that matter, am not being remotely funny. Dang it, that sucks. So let's get on topic! ..... ~21
Megumi: Oh mi goodness. I dropped my calligraphy pen. 22
*drops pen*23
Oza: .... 24
*stares at pen*25
And the point of that was?26
Megumi: ....27
*awkward turtle!*28
Shino: Why am I just thrown in here?29
~Because you ahve no fangirls~30
Neji: Fan girls are essencial.31
Kiba: MOST EXCELLENT!!! 32
(alluding to the Bill and Ted' most excellent adventure!, alluded to in Naruto Abridged. in case you cared.)33
Oza: *turns to leave when the magical UCHIHA AYA comes!
*34~Uchiha Aya, the predecessor to Uchida/Umitake Aya, was created by Chibi. Oh gosh Chibi, the things that you started...~35
Aya: ....36
Megumi: OMP (oh my pie!) FELLOW TEAMMATE! *glompage*37
Aya: .... Remind me why I'm here?38
~Because I need a plot, dang it!~39
Aya: Oh. You need those a lot.40
~ROLL WITH IT, DANG IT!~41
Aya: *cough cough* So, Megumi, what brings you here?42
Megumi: I'm always here, silly head! Why are you here?43
Aya: *twitch twitch* I was considering bringing Haruno Yuuki back from the dead. 44
Megumi: *gasp* HARUNO YUUKI? We haven't seen her in a millenia *cough* year!45
Aya: ...*shakes fist at quizilla*46
Megumi: But she's not dead. Neither is Oza. 47
Oza: Hello---I'm right here! *emo death glare*48
~Oh snap! Yes, Haruno Yuuki---by BakaDemon...she was part of the most glorious Team 13! Oh the youthful days of Team 13....~49
Aya: PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT! *ooc burst*50
Megumi: ...Oh! You've come here for a plot? That seemingly involves the questionable existance of Haruno Yuuki?51
Aya: .... yes. 52
Oza: And Tacos!!!!!53
*the never seen Chouko magically appears* Chouko: Did somebody say food? *somewhere, Chouji screams*54
~Akimichi Chouko was my last OC, who never really aired much at all (if that's even the right term) She's going to be in my novel FUNNY LIKE SMOKE (as Megumi is in FROM CACCOONS TO BUTTERFLIES). But enough advertising!~55
Megumi: You----person I never see!56
Chouko: Yep! That's me! 57
Aya: COOK UP A PLOT FOR US58
Megumi: Hahahha! Pun! 59
Chouko: *obviously doesn't get it* Shouldn't the author have a plot?60
~NOPE!~61
Chouko: Oh. Well, that pretty much means our world will implode at any given time. 62
Megumi: AMEN! PREACH IT!63
Aya: ...What is mentally wrong with you?64
Megumi: ... I don't know...65
Aya: ....66
Oza: ...Its a mystery of science. 67
*time elapses*68
Miyuu Yamanaka: *walks by* Eww....hobos.....69
~Miyuu yamanaka...haven't seen the Yamanaka ness in ages! Goodness; miyuu changed her screen name so many times... Oh! Sinned ALchemist...that's right! Sorry! She also Created Krystal no Subaku. ... I'm gonna shut up now.~70
Megumi: I'd like to tell you we're not hobos! Just because I live off free samples in the mall---71
Miyuu: ...Aren't we in different generations?72
Chouko: Well, so am I, so I think once again our author has defied physics and logic!73
~I'm just magical and beast like that~74
Aya: *twitch*75
~ROTFL JK JKJKJKJKJKJKJK~76
Oza: That was just...even more mentally scarring...77
~Well I just do that to people. Get over it. ~78
Aya: PLOT!!!PLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTvPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTv*falls into seizures*79
Megumi; *points* Ha! Aya fell into epileptic seizures!80
Oza: That's not funny, dang it! We've gotta save her!81
*everyone tackles aya to ground at once*82
Miyuu: *turns to omniscient author (which you...can't really turn to)* This is all YOUR Fault!83
~Buwahahhahah! Cackle cackle cackle~84
*because Deichan be everywhere...*85
Deidara: What's going on, un?86
Oza: Aya fell into epileptic seizures once the (female) author called herself beast. 87
Deidara: That's jsut...wrong, un. 88
~next to him, REkusshi Fujihara! We can't forget Rekusshi, un! Created by Lexxi/AllisonUpgradesOro, she is the neice of Orochimaru!~89
Orochimaru: I eat your face.90
~Not a very...nice uncle... But she has Kankurou and Deidara!~91
*catfight b/w Kankurou and Deidara!*92
~Ok, well, Rekusshi's awesome.~93
Rekusshi: Megumi!94
Megumi: REKUSSHI!95
*uniting hug*96
Oza: ...Or maybe it was from lack of plot97
Deidara: Does this "Artemis gem" ever have a plot,un?98
Oza: She'd better for her National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo)) piece that she'sgot 10 days to finish.99
Deidara: Then why's she reminiscing about old OCs?100
~BOREDOM!!!!~101
Krystal no Subaku: *passes by* It's always boredom. 102
*awkward silence*103
Deidara: Well, to add to the plot un, I finally got vengence on that Inuzuka squirt--- (Kiba, not Suzuki!)104
~Suzuki Inuzuka is Ninja Bubble's BTW~105
Deidara: Woah... I was broken in mid sentence. That's mean, un! But anyways, that Inuzuka squirt stole my sexy jacket! So, I stole his rabid dog!106
*foaming at mouth Akamaru!*107
*everyohne screams except Megumi, who squeals: KIBS~~ ♥ *108
Aya: *wakes up* Ugh...I feel like I just fell off my bed from an attack of epileptic seizures...all those bright lights....109
Oza; *snaps fingers* It was those bright lights! Of course!110
*right in front of them all, there is a suddenly noticed giant DDR arcade machine*111
DDR Machine: LETS DDR~!!!112
Megumi: OMP[ie]!!! DDR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!113
Aya; THE LIGHTS!!!!!!!114
Oza; THe plot!115
Chouko: *shrugs* Well, we never had a plot to begin with116
Deidara: *dangles akamaru* ....Why am I the only man prescent, un?117
Rekusshi: Because you can pass off as a girl if need be118
Deidara: .............119
*AKWARD TURLE!!!!120
~Ok, well my Nanowrimo is waiting~121
Oza: But none of this was funny! At all!122
Megumi: I'm not even laughing !123
Shino: You fail at life.124
DDR Machine: YOU'VE ABANDONED ME!!!!!125
*magical tofu wad falls from sky*126
Megumi: ...ITS A MIRACLE! *temporarily distracted*127
Aya: LIGHTS! THE LIGHTS!!!! THE LACK OF PLOT!!! THE GIRL-MAN!128
Deidara: Hey, un! i TAKE offense to that!129
ChoukO: *squints eyes in distance* Its that obnoxious kid from class (aka Kamizuru Kichiro, a secret OC of mine) *grabs frying pan and runs*130
Shino: You're all retarded. 131
Miyuu: I leave now. *walks away*132
~Seriously, I have to go.~133
*no one notices, all lost in their own chaos*134
~Well...FIne! *sniffle sniffle* Just...just don't remmeber me! Remember all the OCS! No one needs to know the AUTHORS! FIne! JUST FINE! I'll go cry in my BLOG! That's right! All my FACEBOOK friends can COMFORT ME!!!! (um....i dont' actually even go on facebook...)~135
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