I couldn't remember the last time that I had been so shocked.
Did my mother really just call him a 'fucking wank-stain'?
I didn't even think she knew the words.
And in front of his congregation too?1
Author notes
For 'First Line' contest - there is no real story behind this. Yet.
A contest entry
- First Lines! by Bitter Irony.
200 points, ended November 30, 2007, 56 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next story in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Nice! Hilarious, with a specific tone and quite a few surprises (the last line!) for something so short. I would certainly read more!
Thanks for entering the contest, and good luck!
~Bitter Irony -
HAHAHAHA. That was too funny. Amazing short here. You actually have to make a story out of this. You can't ket it go to waste. Nicely done!



