Buy one and get one free ?

Sometime in the far off future` a young man goes to the local store and buys himself a wife, oh yes sir` these are all the rage y`know ! the salesman says while showing the young man a few of the latest models.1

nah` I`m looking for the homely kinda woman who can cook and keep me warm during our cold dark nights` the young man replys, ummmm let me see what we have for you says the salesman.2

he returns with a big smile on his face` now this young lady is ideal for your needs sir, she is young and desirable but most of all ... very loyal and home loving !.... I will take her` said the happy fellow.3

oh but what` there is one more thing ? ... oh yes` what is that then !..4

with a smile` the salesman says buy one and get one free ? but you must keep it in the container until you get it home !.5

when he arrived home` he opens the container and is shocked by its contents, for this is no homely female ! ... she is a real babe with the body of a goddess.  the years pass by and the young man spends many happy hours showing off his new bride and making endless love to his extra gift too, by now the young man has become an old man and he feels it is time to part with his wife ? for she has become old and wrinkled.6

the other model was still as good as new for it was a android and they never age, but how could sell both while his wife was so ugly ? ... then he remembered the salesmans.7

a few months later a young man came to his door asking about the wife he was selling ! .... oh yes` step this way sir, you can have her at a bargain price and you get an extra gift so long as you agree not to open its container until you return home ? .... it`s a kinda buy one and get one free.8

alright then` the young man said and off he went with his beautiful new wife and a rather funny smelling box, as he closed the door` the man said to himself ... he will not want my wife when he opens up her box.9

so much for buy one and get one free.10