The night was cold, as the story's told1
On that fateful Christmas Eve2
With snow so high, it would be July3
Before it would all unfreeze.4
But Santa Claus can't wait to thaw5
He had to make that flight!6
The reindeer sailed but the wind prevailed7
And the sleigh went down that night.8
--9
The darkest moment10
Ever known11
Would be if children12
Some young, some grown13
On Christmas morning14
Awoke to see15
Not a single present16
Beneath the tree.17
--18
The night19
KITT20
Saved21
Christmas.22
--23
Through the desert hills -24
Far from winter's chills -25
Were the Knight Rider and KITT.26
They heard the SOS27
"Michael, Santa's in distress."28
"We've got to get him out of this!"29
"Channel four degrees30
East by Northeast31
And Michael, we've no time to spare."32
Pedal to the floor, KITT's engine roared33
Turbo Boost into the air!34
--35
The darkest moment36
Ever known37
Would be if children38
Some young, some grown39
On Christmas morning40
Awoke to see41
Not a single present42
Beneath the tree.43
--44
The night45
KITT46
Saved47
Christmas.48
--49
"Michael, I'm picking up a signal."50
"Kitt, give me a close-up of that snowbag over there."51
"Looks like I've found our man."52
A thousand gifts lay atop the drifts53
Poor Santa far below.54
KITT pulled back, prepared to attack55
And blasted through the snow.56
They hooked the sleigh and they were on their way57
KITT in Rudolph's place.58
They made their rounds through every town59
Put a smile on every face.60
--61
The darkest moment62
Ever known63
Would be if children64
Some young some grown65
On Christmas morning66
Awoke to see67
Not a single present68
Beneath the tree.69
Ah, but the darkest moment70
Never came71
'Cause KITT and Michael72
Well they saved the day!73
That Christmas morning74
Dawned clear and bright75
No trace of trouble76
All through the night.77
--78
The night79
KITT80
Saved81
Christmas.82
--83
"Michael, this isn't exactly Foundation business. How are you going to justify the expense?"84
"Don't you worry about Devon. After all, this is Christmas! And besides, we're having a great time!"85
"A great time? You call towing a herd of reindeer and a fat man in a red suit a great time? Really, Michael..."86
"Listen, KITT, just try to think about the smiles on those children's faces when they wake up tomorrow morning!"87
"I'll never understand this human sentimentality."88
--89
The night90
KITT91
Saved92
Christmas.93
Author notes
These are actually the lyrics to a song put to a remix of the Knight Rider Theme. No, I didn't write them, someone else did. Just thought I'd share
Comments
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wow i didnt know you could write such great poems awesomely done Katie great job
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Awesome!
So funny! I gotta admit, KITT is way better than a dumb reindeer with a big red nose!!!(jk, I am not Rudolph-prejudiced
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"Michael, this isn't exactly Foundation business. How are you going to justify the expense?"84
"Don't you worry about Devon. After all, this is Christmas! And besides, we're having a great time!"85
"A great time? You call towing a herd of reindeer and a fat man in a red suit a great time? Really, Michael..."86
"Listen, KITT, just try to think about the smiles on those children's faces when they wake up tomorrow morning!"87
"I'll never understand this human sentimentality."
Truer words have rarely been spoken.
Kewl lyrics, though. Thanks for sharing!


