A Meaningless Entry

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I remember once when I came across a completely biased contest meant for someone else to win.  This “someone else,” as I’ll say from now on, entered, and therefore was supposed to win.  But wouldn’t ya know it, when the contest judger went to judge the entries, he accidentally clicked the one just above it.  2

That entry just happened to be mine!!  3

As a result, the contest judger tried telling a moderator to open the contest back up so he could give gold to the person he wanted to.  Unfortunately for him, however, he slipped his tongue and said something about how this “someone else” was supposed to win it from day one.  Well, the moderator wasn’t too happy about this, so he told the contest judger to shut up and go away. 4

The contest was never re-opened.  I won 1st place with this meaningless, short, stupid entry that holds absolutely no value whatsoever.  5

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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, I'D LAUGH MY ASS OFF IF THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

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  • -BlackKnight-
    November 1, 2005
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    Well...steal some sleeping pills...or booze...or something .

    College wouldn't be so bad; I go to a community college, so I needn't worry about things like dorm costs or moronic roommates .

  • p b without the j
    November 1, 2005
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    Uh-huh. I agree there. Ugh! NO SLEEP SUCKS!!!!
    I wonder what college will be like? ponders
    Oh man! I'll look so bad every day...

  • -BlackKnight-
    October 30, 2005
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    Hmmm...if it was a bad day, I don't remember what for, or why . I admit, too, that some of my friends win as well, and also because their entries are far better than most of what I get, though I'm always more than willing to grant trophies to people I've never heard of if I think their entries are just as good, if not better, than the best of the competition.

  • p b without the j
    October 30, 2005
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    Oh, up there you got testy. Haha, bad day on Dec. 9, 2004? Damn! That was so long ago...
    Anyways, if what you wrote actually happened, I would have laughed my ass off. Oh wow...oh wow!!
    Actually, a lot of my friends win because they're the best, and all the other entries are crap.

  • p b without the j
    October 30, 2005
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    They do?!?!? [ ]
    That's bizzare, but so funny.

  • -BlackKnight-
    December 9, 2004
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    Do me a favor and don't lecture me about grammar. I can assure you that, unlike about 75% of the poets on this site, I use both proper grammar AND spelling, and I use it well. By the way, you might want to pick up on your mechanics. Also, what the hell does this mean: "i did is past tense"??


  • December 9, 2004
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    i didn't assume you WERE a woman... god this is pain to my ears... you can't be a good writer if you don't know your grammar...

    i did is past tense, you can't switch from past to present...

  • -BlackKnight-
    October 3, 2004
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    I didn't assume you're a woman...


  • Yemassee gold member
    October 3, 2004
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    She is a he, people always assume I'm a woman. No worries about the contest. It was more of a joke to a friend than a real contest. We were discussing something in a humorous vein and I made the contest just to playfully annoy her. I'd never lie to entrants and have contests just to give my friends trophies--I don't find those things that important. Yes, Kami is a nice kid--she's unusual for sure, but she's funny and that is priceless. Thanks.

    Yem the guy

  • -BlackKnight-
    October 2, 2004
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    Ohhhh, okay.

  • bambie k2004
    October 2, 2004
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    Yeah, that last comment was for Yemassee..she seemed to take my earlier comment the wrong way..lol I just wanted to say sorry that I was sounding like an A-HOLE..I try not to be rude in my comments..lol Sometimes it just comes out WRONG..lol
    Much love
    Bambie

  • -BlackKnight-
    October 2, 2004
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    Lol, not at all. It's an entry that I wrote up merely for this contest, and nothing more. Glad you managed to get a laugh out of it though, which is what I was (I think?) hoping for.

  • bambie k2004
    October 2, 2004
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    LOL..I'm sorry if I offended you..lol That comment was meant for the contest's that don't TELL you that their friend was going to win..lol The contest that this is entered into is DIFFERENT..THEY TOLD us who was going to win..Not like it was a secret..lol I think it is a great idea..Something fresh and new..lol I'm sorry if that comment came out the wrong way..lol I really didn't mean to be rude..
    Much love
    Bambie

  • -BlackKnight-
    October 2, 2004
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    Lol, whatever you say.

  • -BlackKnight-
    October 2, 2004
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    Lol.

  • Yemassee gold member
    October 2, 2004
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    They hate me--the reviews, lol. It would be far easier if they'd just get in on the fun and stop worrying about such silly things, lol. Hey, I've almost done that before, clicked on the wrong name, and if I do, I won't change it--I'd just create a new contest and give Papillon all 3 prizes, lol. Hey, contests should be fun, that's what I'm trying to do. Thanks for entering.


  • Yemassee gold member
    October 2, 2004
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    that Jackass is me, lol.

  • -BlackKnight-
    October 1, 2004
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    Lol, thank you.

  • -BlackKnight-
    October 1, 2004
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    Lol, thanks.

  • Hobbit Warrior
    October 1, 2004
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    haha, that's great. Slam on the pity contests, they make no sense to me. But to each their own. Meanwhile, an entertaining prospect.
    Amanda

  • bambie k2004
    October 1, 2004
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    LOL...I guess we will see what happens when they go to judge..You'd shit if it really did happen..lol
    Good luck in that contest..Hopefully they mess up ..lol Much love
    Bambie

  • -BlackKnight-
    October 1, 2004
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    Lol. It's actually based on a real contest. Check it out here: storywrite.com/Contest/832771
    Edited on Oct 01, 12:10 because ''.

  • bambie k2004
    October 1, 2004
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    Yeah, I think that I would have to laugh to..Some jack ass trying to let their friend win again..lol Kinda serves them right..lol You got a great one here..
    Much love
    Bambie

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