How I Earned My Nickname (hot lips)1
It was the final year of school when the new boy arrived. He was gorgeous and every girl in my class (including me) had the hots for him. Robbie was over six feet tall, broad shouldered and extremely handsome, with beautiful baby blue eyes, he had a quiet self-assured air about him but he wasn’t in the least conceited.2
I can’t begin to describe the boost to my already too big ego when he asked me out and I guess bearing that in mind I was due to receive some kind of come uppance!3
Our first date was perfect and I was the envy of all the school…. but that wasn’t enough for me…oh no!…I had this little plan, when school finished that afternoon I decided as he walked me home to take a little detour, this little detour would take us past the corner coffee shop where ALL the girls in my year congregated after school…after all I had to make sure that absolutely everyone had seen he was my guy.4
We reached the coffee shop and everyone was there…. as we approached holding hands I was positively beaming…. all eyes were on us as I said “hi girls this is Robbie” and as I said it I closed my eyes and turned to kiss him…(for extra effect of course)…what I hadn’t realised was that Robbie was smoking a cigarette at the time and…it was in his mouth…so instead of kissing his lips I kissed the end of his ciggie…. my lips immediately erupted into two huge matching blisters…they were painful…but not half as painful as the dent to my pride!!…. and that day I was christened hot lips and kept the name till I left my hometown eventually to be married…. it wasn’t to Robbie either!5
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ouch
Ouch......can't imagine how much that must have hurt.
Well written.
John -
Now, that's what I call a hot kiss!
Enjoyed the read! 
<3 Maureen
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I would say those lips would be begging for soft tender kisses Leanne.
As the InvisibleMan says, "NOT the most fun way to earn that nickname!"
A painful tale, told well.
Take care
Sammy -
oooh ouch... owie... I've burnt myself with a cigarette but not like that... ooh... man... ouchie
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HAHAHA...I'm sorry I'm laughing but that is seriously funny...it sounds like it hurt like hell...I've burnt my fingers with a smoke before but can't imagine my lips...OUCH...not the greatest way to earn a nickname but defiantely ranks up there in the funny catagory!
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hmmmm.....NOT the most fun way to earn that nickname! With those blisters, you probably looked just like Angelina Jolie!
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excellent
Ohhh Poor lass!
I have put a cigie in my mouth backwards before when drunk and sobered up real quick, so I can relate to the pain! Even though I quit drinking for eight years, and now regulate what and how much I drink, I still smoke.
Such a painful and embarasing story!
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This is awesome because It is totally something many girls would do, parade around with the hot guy to prove something and then have it blow up in your face, literally. But hey, you still get the hot guy!
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Hot damn Hot Lips!! What a good sport you are for sharing this story. That must have hurt your pride and your tender fleshy lips. Man, just thinking about it. You have given everyone a good reason for quitting.
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Oh no! That sounds horrible! I don't understand why on Earth you would ever disclose such embarassing information Well, I guess after a while you got over it and got married. Great story, although I too felt bad for smiling, because it sounds like a painful both physically and emotionally experience.
Good luck in the contest!
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Oh my greatness Leanne! I am so sorry for laughing because that sounds so incredibly painful! That made me cover my mouth just reading about it! I don't smoke and I just realized that as best as I can remember, I have only ever dated two men that smoked. One of which I married and fathered my children! See there! You and I both just proved that when you play with fire... you get burned! My burn felt better though!
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