Random SFA Halloween Karqoken-ness

Halloween crappiness!!! I'm hyper from candy I got from trick-or-treating...and this is the result! XD1

I wrote this for fun yesterday and today because I was bored, and like it already says up there, hyperactive. Yes, it is crappy. >.< *shame shame* But...WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Sorry, just had to get that out of my system...2

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“COME ON, Aya, we don’t have all day,” Megumi said impatiently, practically bouncing up and down. She had waited all day for this, and she wouldn’t tolerate having to wait much longer.4

“Ugh,” Aya moaned from inside the girls’ room, looking at the black dress in disgust. The tall, pointed witch’s hat smelled of expensive, thickly coated perfume. It was making her nose itch.5

ACHOO!!!6

She sneezed, and grabbed for something to wipe her nose on.7

“Eeeew, Aya, that’s my dress!” Megu yelled, pulling away from her team mate. “Now hurry up and get your costume on so we can go trick-or-treating.”8

Aya glared at her. “Where did you get this stupid costume, anyway? The hat is drenched in some disgusting perfume, and these karqoken boots won’t even fit! I refuse to wear this dress…The cape is the best thing about the costume, and it’s too short!”9

Megumi’s eyes narrowed. “I made that costume specially for you, so stop complaining and put it on!” She looked dangerous.10

Aya wouldn’t give in, however. “This…is…KARQUOKEN!!!” she shrieked.11

“What’s going on?!?” Kazu and Sakumo burst in at the noise.12

Aya slammed her fist into Kazu’s face. “What are you doing in here?” she demanded. “I might have been undressed!”13

“Well, you’re not,” Kazu pointed out, rubbing his throbbing cheek. “Ow, that smarts!”14

“We heard you yell,” Sakumo said coolly, seeming a bit bored. His ice-blue eyes scanned the room, which looked like a tornado had recently blown through it. There were clothes everywhere. “What happened in here?”15

Megumi smiled. “I dug through my closet for a costume.”16

Kazu raised an eyebrow.17

“HELLO!!!” The force of Megumi’s voice in his face sent him flying backwards against the closet. “It’s Halloween! Don’t tell me you forgot, I’ve been telling you all week!!!”18

“Aya, you have to reason with her!” Kazu yelped, pulling himself up and backing away slowly. “When I agreed to escort Megumi somewhere…I didn’t think she meant trick-or-treating!”19

Aya glared at him. “D’you think I WANT to go trick-or-treating? We’re too old for such things!” She slammed her foot down a bit too hard, accidentally making cracks start to form in the floor under it. “I won’t be caught DEAD trick-or-treating, Atarny’it!”20

“Hmmph,” said Megumi. “You say you’re too old for such things…but you and Kazu never got to go trick-or-treating when you were younger, either!” The Aburakoji heiress grabbed Sakumo’s hands. “Sakumo, tell them they have to come trick-or-treating. Pretty please?” she begged.21

“Hnn…” Sakumo mused. A volley of images flooded his mind…Aya, threatening to send her demons into the men’s room…Him, in a pink shirt that read “Tough Guys Wear Pink”…Kazu, pressing a button on the camera…Tatsuya, leading them to a panty raid at the wrong house…Now he could get back at all of them! Well, except for Megumi, of course, but he could find some way to do that later.22

“Sakumo?” Megumi demanded, cerulean jade eyes flashing.23

Aya and Kazu tittered behind their fingers, sure that Sakumo would find some way to get them all out of this. Poor, unsuspecting Megumi…24

Sakumo’s mouth twisted into a smirk. “Aya and Kazu,” he said, his voice taking on a tone that meant it would be useless to argue with him, “Get into your costumes, now. We’re going to get every house in Atlantis, so we don’t have any time to waste.”25

Aya and Kazu’s mouths dropped open, while Megumi beamed.26

“Yay!!!”27

“Noooooooooooooooooo!” Kazu wailed, pointing a finger accusingly at Sakumo. “Traitor!!!”28

“I’M not going down without a fight,” Aya growled, ready to take out her demons.29

Sakumo ignored her. “Megumi, can I be the photographer?”30

Megumi nodded. “Sure!”31

Aya and Kazu looked at each other in realization. *insert gasps here* “He’s trying to get us back for the Tough Guys Wear Pink incident!!!”32

“Tatsuya will have to come, as well,” Sakumo said lowly, enjoying his plot of revenge.33

“And he wants to get Tatsuya back for the panty raid incident where we ended up finding Ryuu Arai’s panties instead of Aya’s!!!” Kazu blurted out.34

Sakumo smacked himself in the head. It was too late to stifle Kazuki.35

Temples twitched in Aya and Megumi’s foreheads. “WHAT PANTY RAID INCIDENT???”36

Dun dun dun…