The first thing that I hate, or, rather, the thing that I hate that is currently at the forefront of my thoughts is how much I hate this stupid website.1
Oh, yes, I did.2
I hate storywrite. People that think, just because they can feel, they can write about it. Thank God there are people like me policing the site, crushing all their hopes and dreams, and bringing them back down to reality.3
Thoreau did not write about how emo he was in his diEd blACk haiiR and skinny jeans. Kafka's characters didn't die in car accidents where someone was pissed off at their significant (...gay??) other. Kerouac didn't write vampire erotica. Shit, even Palahniuk steered away from anime and fanfiction.4
I think it will be excellent when you all come to the conclusion that journal entries are not writing in any sense other than the most literal.5
What would just make my day is if you'd all delete your stuff, pack your bags, and get the hell outta Dodge. 6
Dodge means SW. 7
I want to read something good, damnit. Fuck you all.
Author notes
The freewrite practice I did the other day that asked me "what gets on your nerves".
HAHAHAHAHA. Good one, whatever SW user you were.
I figured I'd post this just to prove that I am indeed the most arrogant person on this site.
No, if you must be told, this is not a legit piece of writing. This is a very angry page pulled from my journal-in-the-sky.
Let's not talk about this.
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you are funny. good writing.
beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.
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If you don’t want to wade through a lot of Emo, gothic, depressive stuff then I wouldn’t recommend this site. Although, sadly as far as a real writing site goes this is the best I could find. I can’t write to save my life, but I can sure as hell try. If you boot out every teenage wannabe (myself included), you’ll be left with a population of nine.
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I have to agree
some the stuff thats written on this website is trash but you have to take the good with the bad.
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This is well written, but personally I like reading about people and getting to know them. Even better if they write about themselves in a poetic way! Sorry for not agreeing with you. It's good tht everyone gets their view out!
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I wish there was an easier way to communicate personal stuff with SWers without mucking through mile-long, filled-with-stuff-I-don't-wanna-read profiles.
Reading stuff like this makes me laugh. Prolly why I wrote it...
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Thank goodness, my dear, that you still have a head attached to your shoulders. Certain people, both on SW and AP, need to realize that the gigantic, gelatinous blob inside their skulls has a purpose, and that using it won't make you burst into flames... With a few exceptions, no doubt.
Another thing that gets me is the "dirty-pretty" phenomenon that has been disgracing Allpoetry of late... What sort of drugs were these kids' parents on, when they gave birth? I mean, since when is typing with e/x/c/e/s/s/i/v/e p.u.n.c.t.u.a.t.i.o.n the new black? And those goddamn emos, who gLoRiiFi cUtTiN cUz mI fAmLi hAtEz mE... That's another thing I don't suppose I'll ever understand. Check out my AP author's page, for a list of things that drive me insane!
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Check out sheeparecool - she angrily messaged me about this (even though it's not supposed to be taken seriously) and she has the best writing evERRERrrrRr...
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YES. God, yes.
If it wasn't for people like you, the bestsellers of modern times would range from "omg lol vampyres" to "my boifriend iz abuseing me" and other various titles off the top of my head. We need more mean people to make no-talent losers realize they are in fact no talent-losers. My writing right now isn't anywhere near what it should be, but I hope to improve and be justified to rip people's dreams to shreds soon.
Now you, you seem like the kind of person I would want feedback from. Direct and to the point. Excellent rant.
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I'm glad there are a few people out there who justify my arrogance.
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your the kind of person....
in the magical world of lolapalooza you would be the kind of ranter that I would put on a plate of chips. Why ? Not because of taste. Not because the sense of i would use your rant to salt them. No...instead I would actually sprinkly your rant and would spend hours pondering the deep meaning of your rant. Then reflect on your rant before relising that it is just a rant.
in the magical world of Jerry Springer I would be shouting out 'You go girl !'
plot: 4.
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you are very cynical. It is neat.
Yea, I can agree with most of this. Giving scathing comments brightens my day, though. Isn't it nice to rip people to shreds?
I would like to comment on the irony of you mentioning Palahniuk in a work called "rant." -
I enjoy reading a good rant every now and then, it lightens my heart that there are some of us that care about integrity and striving for a high quality.
I sympathies with you though perhaps you would throw me on the pile of those you would throw off the site.
I applaud your harsh but felt criticism.
By the way thanks for reading and commenting on my story.
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I just thought the freewrite practice I HAPPENED to click on justified me writing something scathing that I was feeling at the time. Naturally, I'm not that much of a butthead-this was just sort of an ironic example of the sort of thing I WOULDN'T want to read here.
If this was full of bad spelling and grammar, it would've been even better.
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Maybe you should make a group that requires application. You can view the stories of anyone who wants to enter and weed out the flaky fourteen year old girls and just crappy writers in general.
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You're a genius.
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I can't tell if you're complimenting my idea or being sarcastic, but thanks anyway.
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Serious.
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take ur own advice...no jurnal entrys plz.
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I don't Know whats funnier your anger or your spelling.
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Well...ya read it so...sorry for wasting 30 seconds of your time...
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