her daddy is a doctor

her Daddy is a doctor, she is so proud of him.

He gave to her a stethoscope, because she was his kin.

She never could pronounce its name, she was only four after all,

she brought it with her everywhere and held her head up tall.

One day she brought it into school, to show off to her class

all day long she wriggled and giggled until show and tell came at last.

"I have my Daddy's testicle!" She announced when it was her turn

but the teachers all began to laugh and her face did burn.

For of course she had no idea, what was wrong with what she said

so she told her Daddy that night and his face, how it did turn red!

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  • callthexylophone
    July 8
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    ewwww!
    but yay.
    thankies! =D


  • Rosemary silver member
    April 25
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    Cute

    Thanks for entering my contest and good luck.


  • UnEdibleChick
    March 15

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    This is funny! It also has a few mistakes in this. You didn't capitlize a few things and our sentences needs revising. Maybe you should form stanzas instead of single lines. Thanks for entering though.


  • TheBlueRoad
    February 24
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    Give a Joke and Kill the Day. Join this group if you love jokes!


  • Delfishie
    February 24
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    Wow, how do you go from stethiscope to testicle? LOL. Cute.


  • RegalTheft
    February 21
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    Wouldn't it hurt if she actually DID have his testicle!

    --RT


  • XxToxic TearsxX
    February 20

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    lol sum boi today in my grammer class said my moms hot when teacher sk him to read asentece it said my moms NOT home lol


  • Edeyn
    January 3

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    Heh. Mispronunciation is sort of a tradition where I'm from -- and not just for four-year olds. It sometimes seems as thought there isn't a single person under thirty in the stinking town that can be spoken to without an English to Hick dictionary.


  • Taboo Pixie
    October 10, 2007

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    Lol! you wouldn't mind if printed this out and showed my cousins would you!?..haha! omigosh nice! I loved it . Its so cute and funny. great job and thanks for entering!

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