Bozo's On Trial

"Mommy Daddy why? Why would Bozo the clown kill his wife?" I asked not knowing why I was seeing my favorite TV star in court.1

"She was a mean dirty whore. And stop calling us Mommy and Daddy. Your 23 years old now. Start acting your age or we are giving you back to the zoo." My Dad Told me.2

I used to live at the zoo. I was homeless and had no job or money. I was basically a lazy-ass who didn't give a crap about anything. I needed a place to stay so I dressed as a lion and broke into the zoo. One of the lion tamers saw me and assumed I was an escaped lion and put me in the cage. Apparently the staff and guests never realized I was a person.3

Of coarse my parents were never fooled. They noticed me almost right away by the way I wasn't wanting to eat raw meat. Then of coarse when I pulled out a lighter and started cooking it by hand they really knew it was me. So, they took me home and taught me the ways of the human.4

Bozo's trial was very sad to watch. I mean the bitch deserved what she got. She was apparently sleeping with a Mime from DownTown Studios and Bozo caught her with his invisible rope in her hands and flipped out.5

He grabbed an invisible bat and started bashing the Mime's head in. If that wasn't enough he used the imaginary flame thrower to burn his wife alive. It was sad no one could find the invisible water.6

Of course he was found innocent. They were able to prove that he was only defending himself. Supposedly the Mime had pulled an invisible gun on him and when Bozo went to defend himself with the flame thrower his wife got in the way. I guess no one was able to find the gun. The only reason it was proved was because the cotton candy vendor happened to see everything through the keyhole. He was a peeping tom who got off on Clown on Mime porn.7

"Mommy, Daddy, I want an invisible flame thrower."8

"That's it your going back to the zoo"9