The Elf, The Carrott, and The Tissue

The Elf maiden was packing her bag for her big journey. As she was packing she decided she had better pack a snack. After looking around she finally decided on a carrott. She also had a cold, so she decided to pack a tissue, seeing as the journey wasn't too long and she didn't think she would need one too badly.

Strapping her pack onto her shoulder she walked out the door and onto the road.

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The carrott was sitting on the table minding his own business. Suddenly, he felt something grab him. He was lifted into the air and jammed into a dark cave. He had no idea where he was. He could feel many things jammed into this cave. Lucky for him he was next to something soft, and with every shake of the bag he wasn't banged into anything. He sat still in fear of not knowing what was going to happen. Wait a minute, who was he kidding. He couldn't move anyways!

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The tissue paper was enjoying the slight draft in the house. Every so often he would float a few inches off the table and then flutter back down to the table top. As she floated up one more time, she realized she wasn't going back down. She just kept rising up farther and farther. Suddenly she was thrust into a dark compartment. She had no idea where she was, and there was no breeze with which to enjoy herself on. She settled down next to an orange pointy thing.

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After walking for an hour and a half the Elven Maiden stepped off the side of the road and decided she needed to eat her snack. She sat down and reached into the bag, found what she was searching for, and brought it out. She inspected it before she finally snapped into it. She ate it slowly, savoring the wonderful taste. After five minutes, she finished the last bit of the carrott and stood up to continue her journey.

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The carrott was starting to get tired of being jostled around when all of a sudden there was a large swinging sensation and everything suddenly went still. The cave was suddenly filled with light as the top opened up to the heavens. A large hand came in and closed around the carrott. He was extremely jubilant. He thought he was escaping. And then he saw it. The eyes of the thing were just looking at him, and then the mouth opened. Silently the carrott screamed as the tip of his body was eaten. The carrott had never felt such pain as this. Inch by inch the giant ate him. Finally when all that was left was his head, he gave up hope. He went into a damp cave full of sharp grinding white stones. He was chewed to a mush and then took a journey down a long tube almost like a water slide, yet the water smelled disgusting. He landed in a green substance and felt himself dissolving. This was the end for the carrott.

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The Elven Maiden, now minutes away from her destination, could feel a sneeze coming on. She quickly reached into her bag and pulled out her tissue.

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Now that the sharp orange thing had dissapeared the tissue was actually enjoying the slight swaying motion of the cave. Suddenly, as had happened to the orange thing, light flooded the compartment, and a hand reached in and grabbed the tissue. As she raised up into the light, she was thrilled to fill the breeze fluttering her edges again. Soon though, she realized her destination. A giant thing with two holes. She was suddenly thrust over the holes.

"ACHOOO!"

Nasty, green, slimy stuff came flying out onto the tissue. The once beautiful pink paper was now dirty and disgusting. The Elven Maiden threw down the tissue and left it there in the grass.

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The Elven Maiden finished her journey at her aunts house, where she had dinner and talked about her childhood memories. The carrott...well lets just not talk about where the carrott ended up. And as for the tissue, it was rained on and got soggy and dissolved after a week of being exposed to the weather.