A=Aya
M= Megumi (bc I 'm freakin lazy like that)
A: (walks into aile, looking at naruto section)
M: (walks over)
A: What are you doing here, Megumi chan?
M: I"M LOOKING FOR FIGURES OF KIBS!
A:Kibs. Whos' kibs?
M:Kiba inuzuka! ♥
A: Dog boy. Dog breath more like it
M: HOW DARE YOU INSULT KIBS!
A: YOU KIDDING? A LEAF HEADBAND? *picks up cheap kid's headband* It took 3 years to get this! And all that time I spent in Atlantis...They're selling it for...7 Dollars?!
M: American children are so spoiled!
A:no kidding. they think they can be a ninja by putting on a headband. The sand village *eyes sand village headband*-what would the sand village say if they saw this?
M: *running out of things to say* Hehe....Kankurou has puppets.
A: *stares* *artemis tries to restrain laughing* Yes, and Gaara thinks they're cute.
I know. *OOC SPREE* GAARA I LOVE YOU! *looks around to make sure no random person heard that*
*picks up Naruto figure* Naruto-
M: Naruto looks LIke he's gonna eat someone...*hehe-he does on that evil figure...*
A: It does...
M: That's not good....
A: *stares* Its not good. He's a ninja you idiot! *whacks megumi with said figure*
M: *withdrawl* Don't kill me Aya, we're teammates!
A: *ignores comment* SASUKE.... *staring at back of Naruto figure*
M: *slowly goes over*
A: ITS HAKU!
M: ITS HAKU! ... HE LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN!
A : *about to laugh, but recovers* Megumi have you lost your mind?
M: But he does!
A: He's dead...
M: He still does....
A: *fingers ROck Lee figure*
M: !!!! ITS ROCK LEE NII SAN!! *looks to aya, pointing at it enthusiastically* ROCK LEE NII SAN!!!
A: You mean fuzzy brows?
M: ROCK LEE NII SAN!
A: Fuzzy brows, the tai jutsu user?
M: He's so youthful!
A: Shun...
M:YOUTHFUL!
A: Stop saying that word.
M: BUt he is! He told me all about youth and the power of the lotus blossom!!!!
A: Alright Megumi, you're asking for it! *puts fingers into hand sign* Kate Rajin---- *stops and stares at hands which have failed her* My chokra...My chakra points have been closed? DARN YOU NEJI-all teh way from konoha!
M: Neji's here? How's Neji here???
A: I don't know...just wait for him to miss his rotation..
M: Neji's a baka!
*silence*
A: cursed byakugan user. I'd love to test my sharigan against him... *rambles beyond the point of artemis' ears*
M: Sound ninjas? *as aya picks up mini figures of sound nins*
A: Kin! They've been plastisized! Is there such a thing as plasticide?
M: *gra bs box* THey're really tiny.... *looks on back* ITS CHOUJI!
A: Wher'es chouji?
M: *points like an idiot* CHOUJI!
A: Fatty?
M: Chouji's so kewt!
A; HES FAT. He wasn't meant to be a ninja-
M: He's like a big squishy teddy bear!!!! *rocks self in hug*
A: *looks to camera, points at megumi with crazzy sign. Megumi ish oblivious.*
M" *waves estatically to camera*
A: *hits megumi with box again* *reads off characters on back* ORaochimaru...Sasuke...where's sasuke? If only I could find him...*vengeance in voice as she throws down figures, picking up head band thingee* A real ninja graduate (hearing impared!)....why does the shuriken have fire? *looking at figures of actiony figures*
M: Why is it...plastic fire? That's kidna fake..
A: Plastic fire..*snickers, megumi blankly staring*....looks like pacifier, come on!!
*RANDOM OLD GUY WALKS BY AND STARES AT OUR CAMERSA, no joke!*
M: Aya's making jokes. That's bad.
A: It is bad...
*random blob of sound as random old guy comes BACK, and stares at our camera again.*
*grabbing of figures, old guy comes BACK, tryign to inconspicuously look at figures, but you can tell that he looks at camera. Lolz, i think he wanted to be posted on youtube, ROTF*
*Megumi grabs rock lee*
A: Are you gonna buy that or not?
M: *whines* I dont' know... 12 dollars that's a lot...
A: *looks back to see if said random old guy is gone yet*, which he is* *poitns with gritted teeth at remake of itachi's head band*
M: Itachi?
A: Itachi...where is he? *looks around*
M: no-dont. aya you can't anybody. This is a toystore!
A: SO WHAT IF ITS A TOYSTORE??
M: It'll scarr little children! *aya sighs* Little children shouldn't be scarred, walking through the toy seciton...
A: *punches megumi's arm lightly*
M: OW!
A;I'm going back to our world so I can actually kill someone...
M: Aya no... *puts rock lee back sadly*
END
Author notes
THIS TOOK SO FREAKIN LONG....GAHH! Ok, Aya I'm never recordng this in script AGAIn. EVER>
I'd like to thankthe random old guy, who really makes the story. Thank you Target for not arresting us or anythign.
Please tell me what you think
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This was SO funny!!! You are such a comedian, Pegleg. I cracked up so bad when you said that guy wanted to be in a video and posted on Youtube, that was so hillarious! There were lots of other funny parts, too. Thanks for making me laugh really hard.
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I have a question in regards of a ninja ambush related matter.
If you came across a group of enemy ninjas threatening to kill you and your team what do you do? Do you:
A.) Use your kunai and take them out.
B.) Use your shadow-clone jutsu.
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C.) Turn into a rolling fat-ass and squish them.
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Aya: Hmm...depends exactly on the skills, ninjutsu, alliances, and perhaps kekkei genkais of the enemy.
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Aya....YOU GO INTO TO MUCH DETAIL! Gawsh! *stomps off to go grab her ninja gear to plan an attack on Aya and see what she does*
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Aya: *crosses arms and activates Sharingan* Come at me with all ya got. I eat AND pwn you.
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Oh I will be doing the pwning. I will attack you from where you least expect it and when you least expect it! *is dangling above Aya, trying to figure out how to lower herself down*
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LOL that was rich hahaha
beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.
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rotfflmao
Are you seriously gonna post it?
~Krystal standing behind Miyuu muttering about rapists and ichaicha~
Kristina:I wanna do something like that!...I want cookies and milk and a nap and to go back to kindergarden...... -
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maybe. probably only when I can magically edit videos and censor our heads for protection's sake. don't want any more stalkers! *i've already like got random ppl at school stalkign me to class....CREEEPPPPPPPY YYY*
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Hmm....My thumb and pointing finger are green.Like fuzzy brow.Somebody stalks me to math class!It's Kayla.And Abby.And Quinn.And everybody else in that class with me.
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rofls. This is just so hilarious!!

I read it as though my life depended on it!! Please don't hurt me!! *shields head* -
YES!! AWESOME Random old guy!! This DID happen, no joke...we nearly asphixiated from laughing so hard...
lol you should post the one where I'm wearing the bright orange jacket...

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NO MORE! this took me like ahalf an hour or so to type out, and so i'm tired of it! you do it!
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wooow that just took up my morngin doing that.







