Chibi and Artemis ACTUALLY Raid ToysRUS!---READ AS THOUGH YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! lolz

..Actually, it was Target. ToysRUs had NOTHING but ONE Naruto Figure, adn we got angry. But for security reasons (..) we are temporarily not showing the video. Not until we can censor ourselves out with little smiley faces of Megumi and Aya. So, since I can't make any thing official and copyrighted and crap, (since I'm not special enough), you will have to trust my word thtat this actulaly DID happen, as word for word as I can copy. And that it was a total IMPROV RPG in the middle of Target. And that no security guards arrested us. YUEA! But here's what happneed.

A=Aya

M= Megumi (bc I 'm freakin lazy like that)

A: (walks into aile, looking at naruto section)

M: (walks over)

A: What are you doing here, Megumi chan?

M: I"M LOOKING FOR FIGURES OF KIBS!

A:Kibs. Whos' kibs?

M:Kiba inuzuka! ♥

A: Dog boy. Dog breath more like it

M: HOW DARE YOU INSULT KIBS!

A: YOU KIDDING? A LEAF HEADBAND? *picks up cheap kid's headband* It took 3 years to get this! And all that time I spent in Atlantis...They're selling it for...7 Dollars?!

M: American children are so spoiled!

A:no kidding. they think they can be a ninja by putting on a headband. The sand village *eyes sand village headband*-what would the sand village say if they saw this?

M: *running out of things to say* Hehe....Kankurou has puppets.

A: *stares* *artemis tries to restrain laughing* Yes, and Gaara thinks they're cute.
I know. *OOC SPREE* GAARA I LOVE YOU! *looks around to make sure no random person heard that*


*picks up Naruto figure* Naruto-

M: Naruto looks LIke he's gonna eat someone...*hehe-he does on that evil figure...*

A: It does...

M: That's not good....


A: *stares* Its not good. He's a ninja you idiot! *whacks megumi with said figure*

M: *withdrawl* Don't kill me Aya, we're teammates!

A: *ignores comment* SASUKE.... *staring at back of Naruto figure*

M: *slowly goes over*

A: ITS HAKU!
M: ITS HAKU! ... HE LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN!

A : *about to laugh, but recovers* Megumi have you lost your mind?

M: But he does!

A: He's dead...
M: He still does....

A: *fingers ROck Lee figure*

M: !!!! ITS ROCK LEE NII SAN!! *looks to aya, pointing at it enthusiastically* ROCK LEE NII SAN!!!

A: You mean fuzzy brows?

M: ROCK LEE NII SAN!

A: Fuzzy brows, the tai jutsu user?

M: He's so youthful!

A: Shun...

M:YOUTHFUL!

A: Stop saying that word.

M: BUt he is! He told me all about youth and the power of the lotus blossom!!!!

A: Alright Megumi, you're asking for it! *puts fingers into hand sign* Kate Rajin---- *stops and stares at hands which have failed her* My chokra...My chakra points have been closed? DARN YOU NEJI-all teh way from konoha!

M: Neji's here? How's Neji here???

A: I don't know...just wait for him to miss his rotation..

M: Neji's a baka!

*silence*

A: cursed byakugan user. I'd love to test my sharigan against him... *rambles beyond the point of artemis' ears*

M: Sound ninjas? *as aya picks up mini figures of sound nins*

A: Kin! They've been plastisized! Is there such a thing as plasticide?


M: *gra bs box* THey're really tiny.... *looks on back* ITS CHOUJI!

A: Wher'es chouji?

M: *points like an idiot* CHOUJI!

A: Fatty?

M: Chouji's so kewt!

A; HES FAT. He wasn't meant to be a ninja-

M: He's like a big squishy teddy bear!!!! *rocks self in hug*

A: *looks to camera, points at megumi with crazzy sign. Megumi ish oblivious.*

M" *waves estatically to camera*

A: *hits megumi with box again* *reads off characters on back* ORaochimaru...Sasuke...where's sasuke? If only I could find him...*vengeance in voice as she throws down figures, picking up head band thingee* A real ninja graduate (hearing impared!)....why does the shuriken have fire? *looking at figures of actiony figures*

M: Why is it...plastic fire? That's kidna fake..

A: Plastic fire..*snickers, megumi blankly staring*....looks like pacifier, come on!!

*RANDOM OLD GUY WALKS BY AND STARES AT OUR CAMERSA, no joke!*

M: Aya's making jokes. That's bad.

A: It is bad...

*random blob of sound as random old guy comes BACK, and stares at our camera again.*

*grabbing of figures, old guy comes BACK, tryign to inconspicuously look at figures, but you can tell that he looks at camera. Lolz, i think he wanted to be posted on youtube, ROTF*

*Megumi grabs rock lee*

A: Are you gonna buy that or not?

M: *whines* I dont' know... 12 dollars that's a lot...
A: *looks back to see if said random old guy is gone yet*, which he is* *poitns with gritted teeth at remake of itachi's head band*

M: Itachi?

A: Itachi...where is he? *looks around*

M: no-dont. aya you can't anybody. This is a toystore!

A: SO WHAT IF ITS A TOYSTORE??

M: It'll scarr little children! *aya sighs* Little children shouldn't be scarred, walking through the toy seciton...

A: *punches megumi's arm lightly*

M: OW!

A;I'm going back to our world so I can actually kill someone...

M: Aya no... *puts rock lee back sadly*

END


Author notes

THIS TOOK SO FREAKIN LONG....GAHH! Ok, Aya I'm never recordng this in script AGAIn. EVER>

I'd like to thankthe random old guy, who really makes the story. Thank you Target for not arresting us or anythign.

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  • Lover of Stories
    September 23, 2007
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This was SO funny!!! You are such a comedian, Pegleg. I cracked up so bad when you said that guy wanted to be in a video and posted on Youtube, that was so hillarious! There were lots of other funny parts, too. Thanks for making me laugh really hard.


  • Dreams of Insanity
    September 2, 2007
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    I have a question in regards of a ninja ambush related matter.

    If you came across a group of enemy ninjas threatening to kill you and your team what do you do? Do you:

    A.) Use your kunai and take them out.

    B.) Use your shadow-clone jutsu.

    or

    C.) Turn into a rolling fat-ass and squish them.

    The choice is yours choose wisely.


    • Chibi-chan
      September 2, 2007
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      Aya: Hmm...depends exactly on the skills, ninjutsu, alliances, and perhaps kekkei genkais of the enemy.

      • Dreams of Insanity
        September 2, 2007
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        Aya....YOU GO INTO TO MUCH DETAIL! Gawsh! *stomps off to go grab her ninja gear to plan an attack on Aya and see what she does*


        • Chibi-chan
          September 2, 2007
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          Aya: *crosses arms and activates Sharingan* Come at me with all ya got. I eat AND pwn you.

          • Dreams of Insanity
            September 2, 2007
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            Oh I will be doing the pwning. I will attack you from where you least expect it and when you least expect it! *is dangling above Aya, trying to figure out how to lower herself down*


  • Red Rose of Light
    August 31, 2007
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    LOL that was rich hahaha

    beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.


  • Sinned Alchemist
    August 31, 2007

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    rotfflmao

    Are you seriously gonna post it?

    ~Krystal standing behind Miyuu muttering about rapists and ichaicha~

    Kristina:I wanna do something like that!...I want cookies and milk and a nap and to go back to kindergarden......


    • Artemis Gem
      September 1, 2007
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      maybe. probably only when I can magically edit videos and censor our heads for protection's sake. don't want any more stalkers! *i've already like got random ppl at school stalkign me to class....CREEEPPPPPPPY YYY*

      • Sinned Alchemist
        September 16, 2007
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        Hmm....My thumb and pointing finger are green.Like fuzzy brow.Somebody stalks me to math class!It's Kayla.And Abby.And Quinn.And everybody else in that class with me.


  • Siby Anan
    August 31, 2007

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    rofls. This is just so hilarious!!

    I read it as though my life depended on it!! Please don't hurt me!! *shields head*

  • Chibi-chan
    August 31, 2007

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    YES!! AWESOME Random old guy!! This DID happen, no joke...we nearly asphixiated from laughing so hard...

    lol you should post the one where I'm wearing the bright orange jacket...


    • Artemis Gem
      September 1, 2007
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      NO MORE! this took me like ahalf an hour or so to type out, and so i'm tired of it! you do it!


  • Artemis Gem
    August 31, 2007
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    wooow that just took up my morngin doing that.

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