My Country Likes to Pee

This is a parody of the american song my country tis of thee. For those who don't know it, it goes something like this:1

My country tis of thee
sweet land of liberty
of thee I sing2

Land where my fathers died
land of the pilgrims pride
from every mountainside
let freedom ring3

*coughs* And now, for my parody ^^4

My country likes to pee
God's sweet urinary
of thee I sing5

Land where my fathers pissed
land of relieving bliss
For God's sakes don't you miss
The toilet bowl.6


Haha...I got bored tonight in a starbucks. Came up with a lot of random weird poems. One other one of them went something like:7

To AJ8

You're a pervert
but you're also kinda sexy
Can your wheelchair accomodate two?9

Compulsive Eating Disorder...10

Who's food is this on the table?
Is this anyone's food?
It's just sitting here
In front of me.
>.>
<.<
Isn't anyone going to eat it?
Doesn't anyone want it?
I don't want it!
<.<
>.>
*snatch*
*grab*
*munch*
I couldn't stop myself!
D: 11

And there was an ode to coconuts, but I don't remember it. That's all for now, good night ^^

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  • callthexylophone
    June 21

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    yay coconuts! btw, you want "whose food" instead of "who's food." thanks for making me giggle girlishly! and good luck, kiddo! =D


  • Sekhmet Kitty
    April 14

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    An ode to coconuts?lol
    Well you sure made me smile in a very random, funny kind of way
    I liked it


  • Mr Pooptastic
    April 10

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    Hilarious

    Thats just so ridiculous and funny. I love it, its sooooooo awesome . *starts singing it*

  • Mazzon
    February 28

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    Heh. Funny stuff. I especially liked the middle one, it's got a nice twist to it as to one not familiar with this AJ person the wheelchair comes as a full surprise.


  • k3nny silver member
    September 3, 2007

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    hmm... I don't really know much about US songs. but well, this seemed quite funny. lol

    Get bored more often in starbucks


  • xWonderxBreadx
    September 2, 2007

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    *holds in laughter* My country likes to pee...BWAHAHAhAHAHAH! *falls out off top bunk and falls onto floor* AHAHHAHAHAHAA! Soo funny.


  • XxCynical HeartxX
    August 31, 2007

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    Candace...You are weird. But funny. I guess that's why I put up with you.

    Why couldn't you remember the coconut one? *sob* lol.


  • Token Massacre silver member
    August 31, 2007

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    You need to remember the coconut one or make up a new one. I like the parody that was funny. thanks for sharing them. It put me in a good mood.

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