Hi Barbie
Hi Ken
Want to go for a ride
Sure Ken!
Well to bad go to go
I'm a screwed up girl, in a stupid world
My life is a joke, I think i'm about to choke!
You can see me whole, if you score the goal
Retardation, my dalmation
Move it Barbie, you're a harpie!
I'm a screwed up girl, in a stupid world
My life is a joke, I think i'm about to choke!
You can see me whole, if you score the goal
Retardation, my dalmation
I'm a smelly bum, in the garbage world
Fix my shoes, make it right, i'm your father
You're a troll, talk'n'bowl, feel the hatred in stink,
Barf right here, breathe there, stanky tanky...
You can go, you can bathe, if you say: "i stink"
(ug-gag-cough)
I'm a screwed up girl, in a stupid world
My life is a joke, I think i'm about to choke!
You can see me whole, if you score the goal
Retardation, my dalmation
Move it Barbie, you're a harpie!
(ew-ew-ew-hey)
Move it Barbie, you're a harpie!
(ug-gag-cough)
Move it Barbie, you're a harpie!
(ew-ew-ew-hey)
Move it Barbie, you're a harpie!
(ug-gag-cough)
Make me stalk, make me gawk, do whatever you please
I can act like mime, i can smell my own knees
Go get smart, not a fart, gimme that dart,
burn a school, be a fool, you stupid harpie
You can go, you can bathe, if you say: "i stink"
You can go, you can bathe, if you say: "i stink"
Move it Barbie, you're a harpie!
(ew-ew-ew-hey)
Move it Barbie, you're a harpie!
(ug-gag-cough)
Move it Barbie, you're a harpie!
(ew-ew-ew-hey)
Move it Barbie, you're a harpie!
(ug-gag-cough)
I'm a screwed up girl, in a stupid world
My life is a joke, I think i'm about to choke!
You can see me whole, if you score the goal
Retardation, my dalmation
I'm a screwed up girl, in a stupid world
My life is a joke, I think i'm about to choke!
You can see me whole, if you score the goal
Retardation, my dalmation
Move it Barbie, you're a harpie!
(ew-ew-ew-hey)
Move it Barbie, you're a harpie!
(ug-gag-cough)
Move it Barbie, you're a harpie!
(ew-ew-ew-hey)
Move it Barbie, you're a harpie!
(ug-gag-cough)
I having no fun at all!
Well Barbie, get a better life
Oh, I hate you Ken
A contest entry
- Re- Write a song by LittleKt.
175 points, ended September 1, 2007, 4 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next story in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Oh, my God! This is wonderful! My sister loves that Barbie song. I'll show this to her. he he.
you got me inspired to write a song like this.
I did.
But it's not this good.
This is
Wonderful.
Fantastic
Creative
Cool
Great
and...umm. I can't seem to think more at the sec.
But
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haha lol thats pretty funny right there!
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wow i did not think you could remix the barbie song i think that is funny great job keep up the work
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SO AWSOME....can i have the album when u sing it
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thanks for the comment and i dont think you wanna hear me sing
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lol
OF COURSE we do!
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AWSOME!!!!!!!!!11
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I like it. It's funny.
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Haha! Thats great!!!!!!
Good Luck on your entry
Princessbeginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 3, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 4.
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LOL
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This is so funny. It made me laugh and it takes a lot to do that. Love it
beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.
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I have to admit that this made me laugh out loud. Hilarious.
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Awwww..
You ruined a perfectly good song....I'm not happy. : (
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO ZACH!!!!! =^._.^=MEOW
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...Um...
I have no idea what to say.
Very...unique?
Definately different...
And sort of mean.
I mean, I don't like barbie, but wow. You sure don't do ya?
I just don't like the retardation part
xoxo
Tay
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