The Weird Worlds of Alli, Kasey and I (part 7)

Alli, Sam, Vincent, Kasey and I walked through the doorway type thing, we came in and it was completely nd utterly dark, and when I say dark I MEAN dark. "It's dark in here!" Kasey bluntly stated. 1

"No ccrap Kase, no wonder I didn't notice." I said. We started to walk towards the centere of the room, Alli in the front because she led us here, when suddenly Vincent found a switch. "HEY! It's a switch, I'm gonna turn it!"  Kasey shook her head, but he did anyway and when they looked down, they saw five sets of fingers points up, with light bulbs on the top of them. 2

"Wow," Alli said. "They actually have bulbs on them." As she started to jump up and down trying to break the glass.3

Sam took her hand. "Darling, I really don't think you should do that, they might just break and then you'd be nowhere." 4

"Alright then." She said and stopped jumping. They started to walk down the hall, when Kasey saw a door. 5

“Let’s go in this door!” Kasey pointed to a door next to Sam. We all walked into the room, and a light shined on a single object in the middle of a room. Suddenly a voice started singing from under the spotlight 6

“Well I may not be that gentle7

And I may not be very small8

But I can clip your nose hairs9

I can cut them all…”10

“What the heck is this crap?!” Sam yelled over the singing. All over the room lights had come on, showing all different nose hair clippers, all over the room. They were all SINGING! “I don’t know, Kasey chose the room!” Alli yelled back. Alli walked over to the thing in the middle. “EEWWW,” she shrieked, “It really is nose hair clippers! Look, a booger!” She ran back to Sam and hid behind him. “You know, only guys have to clip their nose hairs.” Kasey shouted. “That’s not true, some girls do too.” Alli yelled at her, the singing was unbearably loud. Kasey shook her head “Nu uh, only guys do.” 11

“No, girls do too, if they have male hormones!” 12

“Well, then they’d be basically gay.” 13

“No, they’d just look like a guy.” 14

“Oh…..do I look like a guy?” Kasey asked worriedly.15

“No.” 16

“Oh, ok, so I don’t have male hormones!”17

“No, Kasey, you’re the farthest from male hormones as you can get.”18

Kasey glared at Alli. 19

“What, that’s a compliment!” 20

“I’m not a girly girl!” 21

“No, but at least you’re not a guy!”22

All the guys looked up. The singing had stopped and they could hear the girls perfectly fine, but Kasey and Alli didn’t realize that. 23

“What’s wrong with being a guy?” Vincent asked. Alli, thinking it was still Kasey talking, screamed over the music that was no longer there, “They have penis’s! Penis’s get in the way when you sit down. So do balls.”24

“Yeah,” Said Vincent, “But at least you enjoy them when you need them!”25

Alli glared at Kasey for contradicting her, even though it was really Vincent who had. Kasey looked extremely confused and stared back. Sam walked over to Alli and put his hand over her mouth. She screamed something muffled that sounded like, “Arrggh! Mudurfgder, dn’t!” Then realized Sam had his hand over her mouth and tipped her head back to look at him. “Oh…” she mumbled through his hand.  26