WARNING: This is the word for word documentation of the greatest shroom trip of my life copied word for word from the original as it is written from beginning to end through several crazy upside down twisted spiraling pages of my notebook. It is a true depiction of what goes on inside the head of someone whos trippin' on shrooms nothing is left out. You will never know who rusty is. The baby was really crying and I did eat many a mint. The words have not been changed, there is little or no punctuation and what appear to be grammatical errors are actually the result of something causing me to stop writing and forget what I was writing about then when I started back up I was thinking about something different, and sometimes my hand and brain arent going the same speed and there are sentences inside of sentances hiding through out the text. The spelling errors are there in the notebook, so their here in the poem. It is written entirely in leprechaun, seriously. I WAS TRIPPIN BALLS. It took me a long long time to type up this whole poem from my book because I can barely read the handwriting.1
`enjoy` (if you can) 2
-King Bongmaster3
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Read me and wonder5
i would have I did6
I'm so fucking discombobulated7
I ate the damn mushrooms8
I smoked the little fuckers9
that was at one10
and now it is five I've smoked11
smoked as many but that12
was then this is now and13
now I must find my damn14
sunglasses they're no where to15
be found or maybe I'll just16
turn the lights down its17
to hot in here but its to18
damn cold outside I couldnt19
of what to do and so i sit20
one one butt but you left your21
damn shoes behind fuckin Rusty22
I hope your happy all by23
yourself just flippin the24
fuck out like me like25
who like you did i say26
shrooms I meant shoes but27
you didnt leave em behind28
I just ate em they werent29
yours but mine are you30
watching me I am watching31
but I turned the lights down32
soo you cant see me seeing33
you the time has come34
to count the times there35
was this time last time36
that other time there sometimes37
and theres others and then38
then theres time and time again39
and fucking that one time but its40
time to time my timing and41
five times five is twenty five42
ha ha yes twenry five43
what time is it oh its time44
its time to find what is mine45
whats mine is yours su casa46
mi casa i have my boots47
on I would like to take them48
off but theres no time for that49
its time to smokeI must50
get higher If i can and I51
will I do I am or at least52
I will be I I those Fucks53
they left me behind but54
they to are alone55
I'll just sign for it56
they'll give it to me free57
because its mine58
they'll have to Its not funny59
but I never said it was or that60
It would be I ate the61
fuckingmushrooms I love62
these damn fuckerz shrooms63
shroomies sherm-head oh no64
I want more but they65
make me go mad but mad is66
but mad is good I can't come67
to work now I'm sorry but I've68
eaten all these magic69
Mushroom you see but it70
wasnt my fault it was Sapos71
that Fuck I alone know72
why I'm so fucked up I73
know why but I dont know why74
I lke to get so high Pretty damn75
good is how I'm doing just76
wondering where you where Im right77
here watching Pretty woman its a78
pretty damn good fucking movie79
blunts are fun to smoke right now80
andothen theres all of the TIME all81
of it time I mean twenty minutes82
just went by but the way I83
fucking figure it I got another84
hour or two and after that85
theres more hell tomarrow there86
a full twenty four and seven87
days in a week that twenty four88
TIMES seven 24x7/168 thats one hundred89
and sixty eight hours in a week90
four times a month 168 thats91
six hundred and fifty six hours92
of getting fucked up and sleepin93
and workin and eatin94
and so for the next95
seven thousand eight hundred96
656x12/1312 and twnety no twelve97
hours I'll just sleepp and smoke98
thanx I've got lots of time on my hands99
from noon til night for years and100
years and I'll always have time for101
a few hundred cases of beer I102
fear I wont be coming back from this one103
your sitting there alone somethings104
on the mind yes it is I'm right105
here your right there but thats just106
fucking geography I'm a fucking107
geographically correct geographer108
geographin my way around the109
fucking room or the world which110
ever comes first I hope for the111
best but I plan for the worst112
but most importantly I must113
say I'm very sorry but I dont114
have the time of the day no time115
for this no time for that I musnt116
hurry but I cant be late for what117
I'm just sittin right the fuck118
here for hours on end I must119
have pissed a thousand upon120
a thousand times and I bet121
$5,000,000,000,000.47 that122
I'll be pissing again any123
time now mints are minty124
and I eat minty mints after125
I piss mints taste better than126
mushrooms but mushrooms do127
this to me so fuck mints and128
thier good ass taste cuz129
I just like mota suta130
shrooms and chocolate-psycadelic-super-pizza131
made by me so If you want132
a mint just given em away133
oh theres more where that came134
from when I say thanx I mean135
fucking thank you very much136
thanks alo no really thank you137
thank me butyou're me so thank you138
thanks for making me happy thanks139
for making my fuckin cheeks hurt140
from smiling so thank you shrooms141
and thanks to you to me to us you see142
your us I'm me we're you and143
your me so thank you sir your welcome144
your very welcome you can come145
with me I welcome you your146
majesty stop go red green147
god bad shrooms grow148
oddly and get eaten when149
I eat them & I DO eat them when150
I have the TIME but I suppose151
I'll have to make time cuz I152
can't be this far gone all of the153
Time I tried to call out154
to you but you didnt answer me155
what do I do I'll eat another156
mint cuz I'm just really my own157
damn sidekick I want another158
quarter cap or half or whole159
but come again once you come160
back otherwise youll have no idea161
whats going on I well I'll be damn top of the mornin162
to you young man the suns out or its up back from coming163
down cuz coming down is bad some would say its good164
but only if they didnt have a good TIME TIME is irrelevent165
to me I eat my little oysters raw like sushi but then166
I throw them with fore right back up at you on167
me damn I will not vomit I dont vomit I just168
dont do it ask anybody they'll tell you 'that motherfucker169
right there doesnt vomit, ever' I dont feel like170
I have to vomit so vomiting isn't really an option171
It never was It never is on FOX 17 live its me172
not vomiting you wanna watch your invited I'll just munch173
and gobble like a turkey like the beast master gar174
Gar is his name and that motherfucker is so good at175
talking to animals that Dr.Doolittle looks like a pre-teen176
naked better not touch it cuz you'll go to jail like the rapist177
you are I have no animals no pets but I'm willing to bet178
that some TIME in the next179
ten thousand hours or so I find the TIME to find a pet then I'll have some180
body to talk about this and181
that and everything fat I must182
tell the animals that I know183
how to smoke fifteen blunts184
is one day its not a matter185
of how but when right now186
right then and then and then too187
I want to smoke someTIME188
with you thanx anyway but I189
have my own TIME I mean the190
lights coming in I cant turn it191
off I need more shrooms192
to make the sun go out it will be much193
easier on me I'll save myself194
the rest and the trouble if I195
just knock me out theres no more196
weed just some roaches no197
more magic mushrooms just some198
stems but I spent all of my199
time up just like I spend money200
the birds chirp I yawn for my201
TIMES number to many times to202
time my tea for I have no tea so203
I know for a flat fact that it is204
absolutely not tea TIME If only clocks205
could fly and they had eyes and206
they had the time to watch me207
get high and sleep and piss and208
eat mints fuckin rust I hope you happy209
with whats happened now I've stayed up all nightman I I hear the baby crying is she ok shes still crying just crying like the little fucking baby that you are call her calm her down you should put a belt on your child that is the advise that I advise you to follow otherwise her britches would come right down like Australia and that means trouble those upside down fucks them are the ones that cant have any mints but I never take a break no time for such things I'm hyperactive I just dont get up for hours at a time and often times I'lls top blinking my eyes if I'm not careful I'll blink them right off my powers are neverending but it would appear this sentance is not.210
What did you think? Please comment!
Comments
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Dude your my hero, enough said
beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.
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Damn you musta been tripping hard.........thats a fucking long poem lol,its fucking tight
Angelbabie -
wow, that was pretty damn entertaining....especialy
"god bad shrooms grow
oddly and get eaten when
I eat them & I DO eat them when"
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This was very long but very good you have very good riteing ability
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Oh my fuckin God!!! That was so fuckin awesome!!! You was trippin bad, weren't ya? Can't say I've ever had shrooms, but my friend has and he said a stuffed rabbit started talking to him and they had a conversation for like 15 minutes. I was like, whoa. Anyways, pretty good write, made absolutely no sense, but it was damn good. You are THE KingBongMaster!
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Yes sir, you did a fine job of making me want to eat some mushrooms, actually I prefer acid trips. I just recently tried Salvia extract, it will bring you well beyond any other psychadelic and it is legal. LSD25, one drop in each eye, over 300 times, distorted my mind, up for days snorting lines, mixed with LSD and extacy destructive design, bleeding eyes, crystal meth or ice, reality suicide, goodbye. Check out a poem I wrote called three day festival, you might understand where others couldn't... KingBongMaster you are....
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This was great. Best thoughts, I wrote when i was trippin last week and swore I was not going to post, Its not much but here it goes
light tinkers twinkle twinkle
oh I like stars
who?
Whats with the green men
get out of the dog bowl
I told them
they multiplyd
no way my husband said
I said hey baby wanna play
i need some trees
oh pass me one of these
twinkle twinlke
twinle twinkle
the light in my mind
stop splashing your making a mess
damn dog bowel
yes ill smoke one
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*dizzy* wow...that was so awesome. sounds fun. my bf called me the other day while he was high and told me his face was melting off. sounds like a GREAT trip...awesome!
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musta been a good trip man!
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Your kind comments on my poetry compelled me to visit your site and try to get to know you. I loved this piece!!! and the work you put into it. It helps me to know you. You should know that I am 50 years old, and I have a degree in Psychology. So please don't be offended when I say Please be careful with yourself.
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omg effing god...shrooms are neat...yaya i like the natural shit yay
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i feel like i was there.. and most of it actually makes sense to me... in a weird way.. not all of it o'course.. and the only two measily times i've tried shrooms.. i tend to be SO carefully it ends up being a mild trip.. and when i'm done i regret taking so little.. but what do i know? *shrugs*
anyway.. this makes me want to trip just to write.. on anything.. i dont care.. i remember when we did acid (a bunch of us) everyone would freak out as soon as ONE person would leave the room... it was like THE worst thing they could have done to us. and we worried so much... and they say "druggies" are bad... psh..
what's up with the baby? Was someone's kid there? that woulda bugged me out too.. anyway.. fun
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that was awsome...sounds like you had a good time, keep writing
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PIMP lol
um yah it would b cool as hell 4 a follow up to know what eally happend danm the time i shroomed OMG ok lets not even go there almost killed my cat yah n/m so yah nice 1 YA STONER oh shit imma stoner DANM US STONERS!!!!! -
Well this makes me wonder why people tell me my poetry sounds like I wrote it tripping. I'm glad it doesn't.... but.... eh I have to go hit my head against something now...
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damn i can totally relate to that shit...except im NEVER alone when im trippin...me n three of my friends tripped once and one of them left and went into his dorm room alone while me n the other two played halo two in my room for awhile and anyways he cried for like 3 hours i guess and tried to hang himself with his fuckin sleeping bag, so anyways yeah i learned from that...anyways yeah tripping is great
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word sounds like you were fucked the fuck up
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pimpin
lol....thats really great, funny and intense. that must have been one hell of a trip. thats okay last night me and my girls ate way too many shrooms, its all kinda blurry, but i do remember running down back alleys because there was smurfs and leprechauns chasing us. One of my friends figured she stole a gold coin and we were all gonna die. it was also minus 30 and we were in our p.j.s(underwear and tanktop)so when we woke up this morning we were a little bit frost bitten. but hey, it was fun and were not dead yet. Your trip was pretty intense, i never thought of just writing when your trippin. -
ok I don't know why but I feel extremly dizzy after reading that.. that was totally awesome...sounds like one great trip... ... anyways awesome write keep it up.
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WOW...this was...umm...well i'll just say interesting...and awesome...sounds like one hell of a trip...oh man...dude...that sounds like it was fun...well great job!!!
~Katie~ (someone random) -
wow! i want to trip like this, jeez, neve done those damned shroom thingys but want to so badly!!!!!!! anyway this is hilarious adn you should do shit like this more, just come online and right random shit when your high, it's great, i do that anyway but those are different, anyway, great write this is HILARIOUS!!!! bye king.
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FantabulousTrip!!!
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Wow!Sounds like one hell of a trip! The last time I shroomed my head flew apart like the guy on lawnmower man.It was trippy.Someone had to hold my head together or I would freak out cause I did not want it to fly apart...lol...Thanks for sharing your trip!
Dark-Princess -
W00t!
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Thats the crazy part about it. I'm an experienced shroomer and I warned the new guy not to end up alone or he'll go nuts. Then somehow I ended up alone
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Never! never do mushrooms alone...enough said
. this was a trip and a half my fiend . very telling of the great shroom experience...try it as a tea next time-mind blowing to say the least...peace
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this is fucking crazy. but why are you sitting and writting instead of rockin out in the world? you are not a lone ranger.
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Dude, that was so incredibly trippy. It totally kicks ass!
~Erin -
dude, i already read this. still excellent.
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Lol, it took me ages to read that! But I did read it all, I'm very confused and very hyper!!
I've seen my parents on shrooms, it's funny as anything! Hope you had fun on them, I wanna do them... Mum said they're the only drug I can do that she'll get me!!
Anyway, I'll stop jibberingm, this was hilarious and very random!
Georgia
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I seriously wonder how long you were sitting by your self writing this... lol It's crazy but very interesting to read, long as hell... keep it up.
PLUR -
okay this is awesome...... sweet and insane.
lightangel -
Pimp! Long but good..... where did you get this? It's awesome.
DanielleMarie
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