Po sat out of view from the camera, behind his incredibly stupid-looking mushroom “home.” Ah yes, he thought, he hated this “show,” but what the hell; it was the perfect excuse for doing what he always did. He quietly lifted up the small, yet well hidden cover of a hole in the floor to reveal his day’s meal: ‘shrooms. He lifted one out gently and quickly ate it, stem and all. These were new; he hadn’t really tried them before. Soon, he’d eaten them all and he felt them taking effect.1
Ten minutes later, he lay on the floor in his own blood-filled vomit, wishing he hadn’t eaten those ‘shrooms. He shuddered as another wave of nausea blew through him and he vomited once more. He cried out in pain as he realized something else was wrong. Something was in his mouth. He ripped off the costume’s head, no longer caring about that. He reached into his mouth and, much to his horror and shock, pulled out his own esophagus. It must’ve torn in half and somehow came up last time I blew chunks, he thought. The bright red organ hung from his mouth like a blood-covered hose. He felt more vomit come out and spill into his body. He tried shrieking in pain, but the tube hanging from his mouth forbade him. He felt his stomach’s acid roast his lungs and he was soon unable to breathe. He felt the walls of his stomach disintegrate and the rest of the acid eat away at his body. He shuddered again deep inside, now far removed from pain, as his heart was destroyed and bathed in acid, stopping it cold. His mind felt sluggish, his thoughts slowing, until...until....2
The rest of the crew, particularly the cast, left early that day. Good thing they hadn’t been on the air then. The remaining icons of babydom retired to the locker room minutes after walking off-stage. 3
Just as Tinkie-Winkie’s actor opened his locker, a spring-loaded ax flew forward and sliced deep into his head. The remaining two stared in terror as the sides of his head slowly fell apart, along with the rest of his body, and landed on the floor, his brains and blood spattering about. 4
After a couple minutes of simply staring, the last two simply shrugged and went about their routine. One had to be tough in this business; couldn’t let a little head-splitting get to you. La-La’s actor stepped into the shower and immediately noticed something wasn’t right. The water was scalding hot, but when he leapt back out, the feeling didn’t go away and he realized it was acid. He screamed as his eyes were eaten away and what was left fell out of their sockets and onto the floor below. He tried wrapping his arms around himself to comfort himself, but his skin was peeling off and as a result, his hands stripped away any skin he had left on his body. Organs fell from him and onto the floor below, including a half-gone lung. He felt his heart fall from his chest, still attached to blood vessels as it frantically pumped blood and adrenaline around his body. Drops of acid from his melting face, however, severed those vessels, and he eventually fell to the floor as nothing but a disgusting sack of acid-soaked flesh.5
Dipsy’s actor, of course, didn’t know about this. He managed to get himself fully dressed into street clothes before a football-sized meteor came crashing through the roof and went right through his torso. He looked down for a split second and saw a massive hole there, with absolutely nothing filling the void. The intense heat from it had burned away the flesh around the wound, and he, too, fell the ground, beyond pain, beyond even shock, finally getting rid of that horrible excuse for a “show” forever.6
Author notes
I've always wanted to see those idiots get killed, and when I wrote this up, I knew exactly what I wanted to happen. It's short, with pretty much no storyline, and rather crude, as pretty much all these scenarios are unlikely to happen in reality, but what the hell; it's gory and it involves all of those narcissistic losers dying badass deaths. This is for option #1, which should've been terribly obvious.
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww; I pretty much boycott the news these days, so, uhh...yeah, I never heard about it
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He felt up this little kid! It was all over...the news or summthin'.
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Barney was a pedophile? Oh man...I knew there was something I always hated about that show .
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I used to love them, until I found out Barney was a pedophile and these guys were old midgets. V. dissalusioned.
You made me laugh. Good!
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Thank you.
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Oh this was great. I loved the details. Espicially with the acid shower. That was great. I hate the freaking teletubbies. This was just great. WEll yeah loved it.
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Well, considering how much the world generally can't stand the Teletubbies, I think it's a good thing that I described their deaths so vividly, but that's just me. I'm glad you liked this so much; it was truly a pleasure to write.
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lmao...
*squeals in delight* yay! finally those stupid teletubies meet their timely and well-deserved deaths! *jumps up and down clapping hands* thank you so much for killing them!
you have just made my day! lol, very, very vivid descriptions...i didn't know if that was good or bad in this story, but i loved it anyway...
Keep it up!
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I can assure you that it's best you don't know lol.
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huh i think this is funny but what are the Teletubbies?
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Lol, thanks! It WAS pretty funny when I was writing this up, and still is. They may not die like this in the real world, but at least they did in my story. Hee hee!
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Hahah! This was brillant! Not exactly what I had in mind for horror, but it fit perfectly! You did such a great job describing how each one died.. It was just so funny to think about there actually being guys in those over-plushed suits.. Heh. Great work, and best of luck in the contest!
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Lol, thanks; when I wrote it, I saw it perfectly too...
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Finally, those damn teletubbies died. Great description with their deaths. I could see it all perfectly in my head(hahahaha)......ha
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Still funny. It just seemed . . . I dunno . . . random and desperate.
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I think I remember being told once that Teletubbies was the kind of show one should watch, should they watch it at all, after dropping a tab of acid or two. Whether or not that's true doesn't really matter for me; the show still sucks. But anyways, yeah, I pretty much ran out of ideas at the moment for really gory stuff; looking back on it, I probably could've come up with even better stuff, but oh well.
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I loved how you killed off Dipsy. Did you just like, run out of inspiration or something? Hahaha.
I'll leave you with a quote from an insanely stupid (but funny) parody of Scream and other movies: Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th:
"What should we watch?"
"Teletubbies!"
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Lol. It wasn't meant to be depressing; the only reason I entered it was because it contained their deaths. It's hard to make a story depressing when you're killing off the Teletubbies, ya know?
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LMAO
Thank you SO MUCH for killing the teletubbies. Unfortantly, I don't this qaulifies as depressing. Still I enjoyed it. Visions of their deaths shall always make me smile. Thanks eternally! -
Well, it met two out of the four, seeing as how it was dark and it contained death. If anything else, it's not really meant to be serious; just something to get a laugh or two out of. Anywa, I just woke up, so I'm still pretty out of it. See ya.
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Well... I suppose it did contain death, but mind you it wasn't really what I was asking for. "Depressing, sad, dark, ect" stuff... I mean sure it may be depressing for little children, but I'm 15 years old for christ's sake! For a person unlike myself I'm sure other people liked this but... meh...
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Thanks!
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Gruesome and gud!
Tee hee i loved this! U killed the teletubbies much better than I would've! thanx 4 ur comment, Keep writin.
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lol okay okay, you're right, they all suck. Haha ;-)
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NO! There are none of them that're better than the other, THEY ALL SUCK LOL. Anyways, thanks for reading and commenting on this; I'm glad you liked it.
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Thanks! By the time I got to Dipsy, I'd run out of ideas for good deaths, so I just kinda threw that one in there more as a comedic thing than anything else. I'm glad you liked it; thanks for reading and commenting on it.
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This was awesome! Death of the Tellitubbies makes me so happy, and you protrayed their deaths very good. I didn't much like Dipsy's death though, seemed too far away from the others' deaths, but none the less, it was very good.
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Lol, thanks.
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WOW! That was the greatest! It was just beautiful! I love the fact that you kill the Teletubbies...I hate them...The way you killed Po was the best...after that it sorta went down hill just a little, but still so great. Thanks for entering! GOOD LUCK!
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ROFL Good grief, haha. That was hilarious. Sickeningly graphic, but incredbly funny. Awesome job, haha.
But...I do think that Tinky-Winky and Dipsy should have died first. La-La and Po seem a bit more...I dunno, better in my opinion. Granted the whole show sucks, but Tinky Winky and Dipsy deserved to die first. lol
I can't remember the last time I had a nightmare either. Thanks for sharing, and God bless.
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Who's Clive Barker? As for my imagination, yeah, it does seem to run wild at times; it's just a matter of knowing when to restrain it, and in this case, I didn't.
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Well don't you have quite the imagination. I can not imagine what my daughter sees in the show (she is only 18 months) but once it comes on it has her full attention.
Would you be a Clive Barker fan? You write simular to his horror.
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Hmmm...my head can be an awful dark place, eh?
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*just stares* wow. Nice vivid images .. not sure I want them really in my head.
*taps your head* what is going on your head anyway? Where do you come up with these?? One thing for sure, I certainly don't want you to become my nightmare!
Nevertheless, I have to say that it was very very very very satisfying to see every teletubby die in my mind. Aaaaaaaaaaah................. *smiles dreamily* I hate them as much as you do really.
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Cool, I'm glad you liked it as much as you did. Any dreams I have are usually pretty odd and, to be honest, I can't remember the last time I had a nightmare lol.
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LOL! This made me laugh so hard. (DIE EVIL TELETUBBIES!!!) Very gory, and not for little children, but hilarious all the same. You know, I always thought Po was a girl for some reason, lol...
Nice write.
Don't have nightmares now...
-morgana
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Lol, I'm glad you liked it. Thanks for reading and commenting on this.
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Brilliant
Hmmm... This could make a funny cartoon I agree, those twisted idiots should just die. Their druggie laughter and high attitude gets on my nerves everytime I visit a friend who's ickle sister watches those bastards. Thanks, this will atleast make me feel better if I ever walk in on that gory tune again
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