I like little people, leprechauns, oompa loompa's, trolls, midgets wearing leather underpants and generally anyone that I am taller than. I enjoy wearing TuTu's and singing bawdy songs about the end of the world. Booze and I are having a notorious affair currently and I am the better for it. I am also known to be a bit of a fibber.
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- Last seen on Sep 22 10:52 AM. Member since April 16, 2008.
- When I'm not writing, I'm getting people drunk.
- I have 13 comments, 6 stories
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3900 words, 1 comment, April 17. In Adult, Musical renaissance humor
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He never craved a color before. But in the overpowering illumination of cosmic darkness; he began obsessing over red. Browns and blues, whites and blacks, brilliant yellows and metallic everything stretched before him; all900 words, February 26
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daftweejimmy : About this boozin etc........ on July 9, 2008I am an upright puritanical elder of the United Free Church, sober and unflinching in the pursuit of the truth, eschewing all hard liquor, and disapproving of even the hint of anything like it in others. Rumours that this is not the case have reached my ears, but since I was the one that started the rumours.....
And you think you can fib!
