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Hio, My name is Paula and Mrs. Edward Cullen
~I'm a girl from New York.

**I am Puerto Rican, Black, and part Italian i try to show pride everyday

~writing has been a great outlet for me.

i joke around a lot

mk i am really sorry my page is uber long plz read it or at least skim it, most of it is important to me and has meaning thanx


**I tend to be that person that says random facts at random times. he he...

i am very clumsy and can be really stupid at times and sometimes i am so smart and give good advice...maybe...

I have a lot of epileptic spasms(not for real) they are just times when I have a random burst of energy and do something random.

i luv my friends & fam

I try to live life to the fullest everyday

I like myself the way I am, if you don't... OH WELL!!

Sorry I can be blunt sometimes.

i love music and am partly obsessed with Gir

sometimes my friends call me the voice of reason while others call me a di ti di

P.S. i also laugh randomly and laugh so hard i can
a. go into a seisure lol (not a real one)or so my friend Jordan says...
b. can't breathe
c. laugh so hard i have to pee
d. my whole body hurts

pepita: BO(RED)

on 12/31/07 i think i got electricuted. i was trying to unplug a printer and the metal part of the plug vibrated and it hurt. of course me & my idiostupidity kept my hand there now my left hand hurts.*tear*



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I luv Alvin & the Chipmunks

I luv Theodore

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If you hate cheaters, liars, and posers, post this on your page for a quick kill.

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Below is Mr. Bunny.
Please paste him on your homepage
to help him on his mission to
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Okay.. this is my little friend, Sammi. If you copy him onto your page, please look after him! He is a loving, sweet bunny, and he will always be kind to you.
Copy this message onto your profile page if you want Sammi, but change the name if you want.

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"immature":
a word used by people who don't know how to have fun

A best friend
- is a girl you can call in the middle of the night
& tell her you killed someone & she would say
"Where should we hide the body?"

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?"(great pick up line)


92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.
98% percent of teenagers have tried drugs and alchohol... post this on your page if you like waffles!

99% of teenagers would jump off a cliff if said it was in to kill yourself if you are one of the 1% percent who would be laughing at the retards post this on your page.

If you can see this ^..^ as a bat then you are a vampire.....really you are...kk i am done speaking to you now....stop freakin talking to me geez can't you annoy someone else!!!!L O L

Some girls turn heads but me and my girls,we break necks.....

"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit my with his PURSE!"


"Today is a beautiful day...now watch some butthole screw it up!



"I'm bringing sexy back...." post this on your page if you didn't know that sexy was gone...

Wierd is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Wierd is the same as different , which is the same as unique which makes wierd good. If you are wierd and proud of it post this on your profile.___________________________________________



------GIRL FACTS:
---When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand
---When she wants a hug she will just stand there
---When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
---When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
---When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
---When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
---When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
---When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
---When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
---When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
---When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that
---When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever.

Girl facts are compliments of RAWR MANIAC

" The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious."
- Albert Einstein
Your Inner Muse is Thalia

You are most like this playful muse of comedy.
Life is all about laughter to you, and you're a natural comic.
You make people laugh until their sides split.
And you're always up for some play time!
You Are Right Brained In Love

Bit of a drama queen
Peacemaker, first to end a fight
Good at thinking up creative dates
Tend to fall in love and get hurt easily
Going with your gut instead of your head
Empathetic and caring, sometimes to a fault
Good at recognizing patterns in relationships
Been in love many times, perhaps too many to count
Wildly passionate and intense when falling in love
Spontaneous with relationships, going with the flow
Overly visual - can play back past dates like movies in your mind
Roses, love poems, and stuffed animals are a good start to winning your heart

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QUOTE: FEMALES ARE LIKE HOT CARS...MALES ALL WANT US BUT IF THEY SPEED TO HARD THEY LOSE US


Hatred is a bitter, damaging emotion. It winds itself through the blood, infecting its host and driving it forward without reason. it's view is jaundiced and it sheks even the clearest eyesights...

Sacrifice is noble and tender. It's the action of a host who values others above herself. Sacrifice is bought through love and decency. it is truely heroic.

Love is deceitful and sublime. In its truest form, it brings out the best in all beings. At its worst it's a tool used to manipulate and ruin anyone who is stupid enouh to hold it...

Vengeance is an act of violence. It allows those who have been wronged to take back some of what was lost to them. Unlike sacrifce, it gives back to the one who practices it.

Sacrifice is for the weak. Hatred corrupts. Love destroys. Vengeance is a gift of the strong.

Move forward not with hatred not with love, move forward with purpose. Take back what was stolen. Make those who laughed at your pain pay. Not with hatred, but with calm, cold rationale.

Hatred is your enemy, Vengeance your friend. Hold it close and let it loose.

Insanity: A condition many say I suffer from after being alone for so long. But I don't suffer from my insanity—I enjoy every minute of it.


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[Put This On Your Page If you Were Abused Or Are Against Any Form Of It!]



Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Ms.Misery.SouthernSecrets15, Violent Glass, emo is my name, Sport-gurl-101



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My name is Sarah.
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen.
I cannot see,
I must be stupid.
I must be bad,
What else could have made
my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better.
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would
still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all.
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
all the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
the house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight!
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car.
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls.
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes.
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again.
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy murdered me.

Paste this into your profile to help stop child abuse.

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*A black woman walks into a resturaunt and orders some food. The waitress, who is white, refuses to serve her, saying she is colored. The woman looked at her and said:

When I was born, I was black.

When I grow up, I'm black.

When I go into the sun, I'm black.

When I'm cold, I'm black.

When I'm scared, I'm black.

When I get sick I'm black.

When I die, I'm still black.

But you,

When you were born, you wre pink.

When you grow up, you're white.

When you go in the sun, you're red.

When your cold, you're blue.

When your scared, you're yellow.

When you get sick, you're green.

And, when you die, you're gray.

And you're calling me colored??

*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.

TO EVERY GIRL


To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times.

To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that thinks they are fat and wants him to
say I don't care just to show how much she means to him.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

TO EVERY GIRL WHO JUST WISHES HE CARED MORE.

To every girl who just once, wants a guy to give their jacket up when she is cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

TO EVERY GIRL WHO SHOWS HOW MUCH SHE CARES BUT GETS NOTHING BACK.

To every girl that ever thought "Maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

TO EVERY GIRL WHO WANTS WORDS BACKED UP WITH ACTIONS.

TO EVERY girl that FELL for ALL the LIES ONLY TO FIND THEMSELVES ALONE in the END.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face.

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

Post This On Your Page If You ARE the "Girl"
For Guys Post it if you want to find a girl like that and if you have then post it and Put at last line "I Love a Girl Like That"


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

i am the man who died alone in the hospital , because they stopped operating on my when they found out that i was homosexual .

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

*Repost this on your page if you believe homophobia is wrong*

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.




...This one bulletin is for you...


Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...


i guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image

If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "

If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

Blonde Alligator Shoes

A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation.

She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoo ts the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.

Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration,

"OH GREAT THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"


Coulrophobia = fear of clowns
Arachnophobia = fear of spiders
Hemophobia = fear of blood
Apiphobia = fear of bees
Entomophobia = fear of insects
Albuminurophobia = fear of kidney disease
Athazagoraphobia = fear of being forgotten
Cancerphobia = fear of cancer
Iophobia = fear of poison
Mastigophobia = fear of punishment
Meningitophobia = fear of brain disease
Methyphobia = fear of alcohol
Obesophobia = fear of gaining weight
Pharmacophobia = fear of drugs
Taphophobia = fear of being buried alive

1) Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2) Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3)your first initial?
4) Your month of birth?
5) Which color do you like more black or white?
6) Name of person of the same sex as you?
7) Your favorite number?
8) Do you like California or Florida more?
9) Do you like the lake or ocean more?
10) Write down a wish (a realistic one)
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1) You are completely in love with this person.
2) If you chose:
Red- you are alert and your life is full of love.
Black- you are conservative and aggressive.
Green- your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3) If your initial is:
A-K you have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R you try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z you like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4) If you were born in:
Jan-Mar The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-Jun You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec Your love life will not be too great but will eventually find your soul mate.
5) If you choose:
Black- your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White- you will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6) This person is your best friend.
7) This is how many close friends you have in your life time.
8) If you choose:
California- you like adventure.
Florida- you are a laid back person.
9) If you choose:
Lake- you are loyal to your friends and to your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean- You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10) This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour

Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you

When a guy calls you to just say hi or stop by to say hi.. he is thinking of you and can't get you off of his mind...

When you are on the phone with a guy, and no one is talking, he doesn't get bored, the only thing he cares about is the time that you share...

When a guy looks into your eyes, he is looking into you

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
minutes
he means it

When a guy says "you are beautiful," he means it

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do

When your laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world

When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
he is in love

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it

When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you til your done

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call
you

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