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I love to read and write and really liove to talk....its my favorite. Anywho I think if you are actually reading my profile you are either really bored or you think I am actually cool. Sooooooooooooooooo since you are reading my profile I will make it worth your while and tell you the funny yet true story of how I came to find this place call storywrite. I was a freshman and it was our first big project in English, I'm a big procrastinator(don't think I spelt that right), so I waited until the day before the project was due to actually do it. I found out that I had to find some article either in a magazine, newspaper, or on the internet that had 500 words or more. Then after I found my article and counted the words to make sure it was indeed 500 or over words I had to sum up the article in what the damned teachers like to call a sum-mar-ry(yes i meant to spell it like that). Don't get me wrong I love to write but for the love of wal-mart do these ladies not understand that there are 50,000(alittle over exagerant) students who are going through or in my case already went through the whole weeks newspaper (we only had a week for the project) and already plucked every story that had 500 words or more on it? Excuse me for trying to be different than everybody else. So I started looking through magazines. I informed myself after I went through about 10 magazines that no magazine will have an article that is below one million words. So, I went to the only place that understands me, the Internet. I went to google. I typed in gay marriges (I like to piss off teachers, they all seem to be against it) 500 page article. The first thing that pops up in googles long list of articles is one that said something about gay marriages so I clicked on it and the screen loads and it lookes nothing like a news article cause the background is black and the letters are pink and there are little pony designs all over the black background. I don't want to leave the page cause now I'm interested in the page because now I"m wondering "What the hell is this doing at the top of the list of googles list of'gay marriages 500 page article's.". So I scroll down to see the name of it and it caught my attention so I scrolled down some more only to start reading a story about two lesbian chicks who hook up and have sex. All the while I"m reading this I'm thinking that maybe i should just pick an article that everyone else in the world had picked.
I ended up doing my project over some old guy debating over some stupid thing to this other old guy, and my summary ended something like this. 'And the great debaters gave eachother one last angry look before they both froze to a neverending silence. The prove is the picture above'.

If you did not get the ending joke you might want to think about redoing your school level a couple times. Anyways I ended up gettinga 70 because of the last joke because I was "supposed to take the project seriously because I was the only one who had done that article out of all her classes."

that one was just irony.