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previously rubixcube


My ambition in life (besides conquering the world): none other than leave my parents and travel the world. I can tell people think that such a thing is a phase, a thought that wont last long. That is not true at all. I will prove them wrong. I will escape this leashe. Am i sounding crazy? I can already imagine the opinion of me that you are forming your head even as you read. Get to know me and you will find i am quite a decent person. If you are curious about me read a piece that i have written or just add an entry in my guest book.

Things im interested in: I love history. I spend about half my television viewing time on history, dicovery, or national geographic channels. I especialy enjoy learing about the medevial period. It enthralls me! I like to play sports, especialy soccer, which is why i am also a placekicker (for those of you who don't know that's football) and i love to read and play shooting games on Xbox. HOnestly, i dont really enjoy writing. I enjoy teh end result. That is what inspires me as a writer.



~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."




The person i talk to the most on SW is easily Lies (I refer to her as Rosie cuz her name used to be Prim Rose)
The people who i refer to the most about writing are Gerifitzsimmons and Gary Alexander

THese are links to my fave songs: (these lyrics may offend some people)
Get Stoned: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jdILYbSkwQ
Re-education: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHv_1Jct9NA
Too Drunk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpW-QHOqZ6U
Soul Survivor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpP1Iljl3rE


Wise words from equally wise people
Wise words on the making of a pb&j: Just enough so the pb isn't over powering and making it hard to talk and the jelly doesn't ooze out the back like a bad taco everytime you bite it- Cactus Jack

Lies (Lexi): I don't like it that much either, but it's better than dark chocolate and german chocolate crap. UCK. >.<
ME: you racits bastard! Whats wrong with being dark?
Lex: Nothing is wrong with being dark as long as it tastes good - like yummy black guys.
CHECK OUT MY STUFF BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I like to write mostly... just whatever hits me. I really don't write much, nor do i enter in many contests... actualy, i have entered in several in the last couple of weeks, which is more than i have in the entire time i have been on this site. When i do write, my work remains largely unfinished. If you like fantasy check out "The Chronicles of Alaric", if you like humor check out any of my "How to Kill Yourself in Five Minutes or Less" (#2 is just a quick contest entry, so you could to better reading any of the others), and if you like writing that makes you think check out "Choice: A Metaphore" or "The Ending"



My fave stories are fantasy. my fave authors include j.r.r tolkien, terry brooks, j.k. rowling, michale chrihton, Bernard Cornwell



my fave bands are skillet, pillar, evasnescence, paramore, linkin park, nickleback,3 days grace, hinder,saving abel, staind, daughtry, puddel of mudd, sevendust, offspring, seether, finger eleven, Theory of a deadman, shinedown, hollywood undead, breaking benjamin, 12 stones, Seether, Disturbed and my fave rappers are ludacris, young jeezy, and T.I., eminem, The Game, Tupac

my 4 fav songs of all time are "get stoned" by hinder, "Re-education" by Rise Againsnt,"Too Drunk" by Buck CHerry, "Soul Survivor" by Young Jeezy

my 3 fave trilogies are The Matrix, Lord Of The Rings, and the Borne trilogy. My 3 fave induvidual movies are Kingdom of Heaven, superbad, and saving private Ryan, and i just couldnt leave out The Good the Bad and the Ugly, so that makes 4.

My 3 fave series are the Lord of the Ringss trilogy by J.R.R Tolkien
the Shannara series by Terry Brooks and the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling and i know i said three but i just cant ommit the Bartimeus trilogy... i cant remember the authors name. Another awsome book is Into the Wild (once again i forget his name) I know i said i was ganna stop with three but i just couldnt

My fave author is J.R.R. Tolkien. He was brilliant and he wrote the best books known to man (lotr)

"I'm bringing sexy back...." post this on your page if you didn't know that sexy was gone...

this is the link to those emoticon things http://storywrite.com/column/show/53



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