First off, my stories are born from my imagination, meaning they're mine.
All stories by me... © Stephanie Berendt
Enjoy!
I've noticed that many users put something like this in their profiles, a sort of one-sided conversation with the person who reads their profiles. I thought it was kinda neat, and decided to put one of my own in my own profile.
Bored yet? 
Here are lists of things I like, things I watch, etc. :
----I Love:
- Travelling the world!
- Wolves
- Reading
- Writing
- History
- Mythology
- Hanging with friends and family
- Playing the viola
- Playing with Lego's
- Playing video games
etc. etc.
----Favorite shows:
- Bones,
- Fringe,
- Sanctuary,
- Ghost Whisperer,
- Eureka,
- Charmed
- Desperate Housewives
etc. etc.
----Favorite Video Games
- Assassin's Creed
- Mirror's Edge
- Civilization Revolution
- God of War (all of them)
- Heavenly Sword
- Zuma
- Sims 2
- Rise of Nation
- Devil May Cry IV
- Super Mario Galaxy
- Animal Crossing (all of them)
- Guitar Hero (II and beyond)
- Sims 3
- Crash Commando
- Pain*
- Infamous
- Afro Samurai
etc. etc.
* a note on this game. It is freakin' hilarious! You shoot this guy from a sling-shot type contraption and try to cause as much damage as possible to the surroundings. That's the basic idea. Check it out!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_(video_game)
http://pain.us.playstation.com/default.aspx
- Anita Blake series
- Maximum Ride series
- House of Night series
- Books by Tamora Pierce
- Blue Bloods series
- Dark Watcher
- Percy Jackson and the Olympians series
There are way too many more to list here..
Here's my favorite wolf poem (of the moment):
WOLF SONG
Granville Holt / Muldrow, Oklahoma
Not the night call for his mate
Nor the full moon instinct howl
This wolf song sings forlorn fate
A lonesome breed on singular prowl
Alone in their wild forest home
Guardians of woodland mystery
High upon timbered mountain tops
They roam deep shadows ranging free
Only the whisper of their silent paw prints
Swift across valley and meadow home
Ancient witness to continental journey
Wildlife pilgrims under starry dome
Darklight Monarchs in silken fur
Royal sanction of Red, Grey and White
World renown majestic and noble
From Alaska to Arabia an awesome sight
I could not be a nerd if I did not post some of my favorite Aristotle quotes.....
"Education is the best provision for the journey to old age."
"The moral virtues, then, are produced in us neither by nature nor against nature. Nature, indeed, prepares in us the ground for their reception, but their complete formation is the product of habit."
"We are what we repeatedly do."
"To perceive is to suffer."
"All men by nature desire knowledge."
My Author's Info could not be complete with things that i found interesting in other peoples' profiles:
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98% of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile. ***********************************************************
~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1.At lunchtime sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions switch to espresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
There you go, most of the things that interest me have been said, er, listed. Now on to some more personal things about me.
My family life is a bit complicated to explain. I live with my mom, step-dad, and my sister. My father (said "real dad") lives about twenty minutes away with my "step-mom" and my two half-sisters. I adore those little girls! Hey, I guess that wasn't too complicated!
Here at home, We have three cats and two dogs. The dogs are our little boys, our chihuahuas, and they are the cutest little things ever! (See my tumblr blog to see a pic of Cory, our littlest one.)
Being a video game lover, I play video games a lot, and it took a lot to not list every single game that I like, but there are many that I am anticipating for this fall, especially October. Namely, Assassin's Creed II. 
I've already pre-ordered the new PSP, the PSP Go (Lame name for it...)
Here 'tis!
http://www.amazon.com/PSP-Go-Sony/dp/B002BSC55M/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1244476113&sr=8-1
Freakin' awesome! Saw it in the E3 recording my dad downloaded from the PSN (PlayStation Network) to our PS3. Loved it! It's available for shipping in October. w00t!
Games that I will be buying when they are released (if my dad doesn't buy them first):
- Assassin's Creed II
- Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines
- Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
- Mag (most likely, though I'll prolly GameFly it first.)
- God of War III
- Batman: Arkham Asylum
- Prototype
- Final Fantasy XIII
....etc. There are others that are already out that I will probably buy as well, but I won't list them. I'm tired of listing things. 
Well, I'd write more, but I'd go on and on, so I'll cut it off here. My blog and twitter account pretty much fill in the blanks I didn't fill here about my personality.
"Live long and prosper."
~sberendt 
Mah trophays!
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Weed- on September 27Hey! Do you like wovles?
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faeriestone on September 5Just curious! I have a book called, 'City of Falling Angels,' by John Berendt! Any relation?
By the way, I like your page, and those, 'things to do at Wal-mart' sounds just like the kind of things my kids did when they were teens! -
Raining.Fire on August 31Coolio page!!!! I LOVE the Maximum ride series. How did u make ur page to where you can say "Mah Trophies" and stuff???? It's cool!

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samie7 on August 17you have a
page and also love video games! my favorite is starwars. i have all of them.(my dad is a HUGE starwars fan, there is a shrinein my basement to honor starwars.)

