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My Best Friends

Brooke

Olivia

Diana

Anna

Erin

Marissa

Cici

Kerry

Sarah

Kristina

Hannah

Ashley

Lindsey

Victor

Katie

Josie

Shama

Courtney

Jackson

Stephen

Jack

Jeff

Mcolly

Billy

Andrew

Colby

Chris

put this on your profile if you love your friends
you're the peanut to my butter
you're the star to my burst
you're the pop to my tart
you're the fruit to my loop
but most importantly...
you're the best to my friend!

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When life gives you lemons throw them back and say: 'I WANT JACOB BLACK!!'

-someone

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
-- Chris Rock

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Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run, he hates that.

 Girl: Do I cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy : No
Girl: What would you choose...me or your life?
Boy: My life

The girl starts to run away, but the boy grabs her arm and says...
'you dont cross my mind because your always on my mind,
I dont like you because I love you,
I dont want you because i need you,
I wouldnt cry if you left because i would die if you left,
I wouldnt do anything for you because i would do everything for you,
I chose my life because your always in it.
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--------------are like apples----------------
---------on trees. The best ones-----------
--------are at the top of the tree.----------
------The boys dont want to reach--------
----for the good ones because they-------
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples--
--from the ground that are not as good, --
-but easy. So the apples at the top think-
-something is wrong with them, when in--
---reality, they are amazing. They just----
-----have to wait for the right boy to------
-------come along, the one who is---------
-------------brave enough to---------------
------------------climb all-------------------
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-----------------to the top------------------
-----------------of the tree.---------------

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"If you'd walk 5,000 miles to spend 5 minutes with someone who you love, put this in your profile."

The moon is meant for everyone to see, including your love, who is thinking

of you, missing you every second your gone.

                                       -me

Christmas is here,

Christmas is cold,

But your hand is the only thing

That keeps me warm.

        -me

I have to put on a fake smile, when in reality my heart hurts, and I can't breathe.

I love you so much, that I had to let you go.

The first time I saw you, I forgot to breathe.

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Things not to do in a Lord of the Rings Movie
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly: Wait! Which one is Harry Potter?
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: "Lucas could have done it better!"
4. Play a silly game where you have to have to laugh every time someone in the movie mentions "The Ring."
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When is Saruman is in Isengard, stand up and shout out "Rapunzel, Rapunzel,let down thy hair,"
8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off somebody's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle Of Helms Deep" Monty Python-style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "BARBECUE!"
11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and yell "RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I"m TOLKEIN about!"
13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard there's a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-along.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr Frankenfurter and walk around like everybody else is confused.
17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout "I see DEAD PEOPLE!"
18. Loudly imitate what you think a comversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would sound like.
19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud of Aragorn is going to run for Governor of California.
21. When Shelob appers, loudly exclaim how Jordan has really let herself go!
22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbor "Which one is Michael Flatley and when is he going to dance?"

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16 things to do at walmart 1. I don't like number one. so i deleted it. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
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All the stories read about Olivia, Diana, Brooke and Sam. Are not our real names. This is to protect our identity. Along with side names like Tim, TKM, Cristain, Kevin and Stephen. Oh and I almost forgot, Gary( he's gay though)*happy


92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Ms.Misery.SouthernSecrets15, Violent Glass, emo is my name, Grim Death, Becklypuff, Fuzzyheart,LunaInMoonlight,Samie7

You know if your living in 2009 when you
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) add this to your profile if you fell for this, you know you did


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If you believe that there's such thing as true love, or love at first sight, or you're really in love with someone now, let this sparkle in your profile!

IF YOU HAVE A PHOBIA OF ALL BUGS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! =P

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (LOL!)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

92% of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music then put this on your SW page.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN... but it was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this tt!!

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Livliv thought this was so funny



1. Your real name: samantha

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go):maXthsaan

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): samizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): green penguin

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on):kasey pine tree


6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): mensa

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): red root beer

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents):  Jesus Joseph

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets):Black Angel

10. Your Rapper name (Nick name plus "Flo"): samflo

11. Your Couple Name (The first 3 letters of your Crush and the first 3 Letters of your name):jefsam

12. Your name Drunk (first 3 letters of your first name, 3 letters of middle and 4 of last ): samkasmenk

13.Your Crazy name (the name of your 3 favorite T.V shows with "Crazy" in front of it and "Lady or Man" depending on gender at the end): crazyspongeobicarlywizardsofwaverlyplacelady

If you listen to music in the bathroom, sing along in the shower, use your toothbrush as a microphone, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.

Put this on your profile if you ever pushed the door that said pull.

If you think iPods are gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you watch several shows that you would suffer through withdrawal or die without, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you have been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever ran out in the rain to cool of in winter, Copy this on your profile

If you like pie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song you don't know, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe, copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing you butt off.

If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile. (please define "died")

If your profile is long copy this into it to make it even longer.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

Cote de Pablo is fucking staying on that show! And she'll get married to Tony and have lots of babies.


A PET’S TEN COMMANDMENTS

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.
4. Don’t be angry with me for long and don’t lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.
5. Talk to me. Even if I don’t understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.
6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.
7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.
8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I’m not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.
9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.
10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can’t bear to watch. Don’t make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so.~♥


If a pet dies 75% would say “oh well they were a good pet”
20% would cry their eyes out. If you are one of the 5% that
would give their pet a funeral then post this to your page.

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I know, Twilight again, but it's not as bad as it seems. I like the books and the movie, but I'm not that crazy about Edward.
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If you like or are ABSOLUTELY FANS of Twilight, light up your profile with this logo.
Team Jacob!!!

This is Mr. Bunny. Please paste him on your page to help him accomplish his goal of conquering all the member profiles on SW.
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Parade of the evil bunnies is on its way!!

*98% of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this into your message*

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'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'



There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift.

She is my BFF, break her heart, i'll break your face

we're tighter than the Jonas Brother's pants

A friend will ask whats wrong, a best friend will be ready with a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry

She can call me a whore and I can call her a bitch, but we're still Best Friends
copy and past if this is wat your BFF would do


"Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control."

Everyone is waiting for someone to find them, but what happened to trying to find yourself? Who you really are? Do you know who you want to be? What you want people to see?

Love, will only help you some of the way. Love is uncontrollable, irrational, and you will never understand it.


Friends are the ones who won't run when you are crying, or when you have fallen so hard, real friends are the ones who will pick you up, and carry you home, they'll go through hell and back just to bring you a smile, and wipe away your tears. These are my friends.

If you don't know where your going, make a map. Don't think on it when you make the path, and follow fate. Follow your heart.

Make friends, love, and just laugh. Life is only so long


There's only one me, and one you. I, on the other hand, are going to be the bright one outta all the gray dull ones. I'm going to shine, and make myself stand out.

Everyone tries to fit in with the crowd, they dress the same, act the same. They are clones in so many ways, and no one has their own personality's anymore.

They can't even help it anymore either. They are pushed and pulled into it, till they give. They are hurt, till they cave and become other one of the them.

There is only a few of us, that stand out, and are our own person.


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Lost - That feeling you get, when your undoubtedly unsure. When you forget all about hope, love, and friends. It's depression in a different form.

Hope - It's that warmth, and safe feeling. It's knowing that your friends actually care, that your friends will always be there. It's what makes you get up everyone morning and do what it is you do.

Hero - A hero is simply someone who is lost themselves. They take care of others first, save them, hold them, and take care of them till they are all better, when them themselves are screaming out for help.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."

A girl and a guy were speeding on a motorcycle over 90 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (hug) Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(Newspaper insert next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes were broken, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone... then post this on your page.

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LINKIN PARK 4 ever

"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
"If you find yourself in a hole, quit digging"
"Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement."
and I can't leave out:
"There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves."

“Actions aren't determined by fate. Rather, fate is determined by actions.”


Fuck love, I'm gonna keep my day job
Celebrate the life that I've already got
With a bottle of something that'll make this day less relevant
Fuck life, I'm gonna put up a fight
From what I hear the trend is that we're all gonna die
So if I'm gonna fuck it up then I might as well fuck it up right
Everybody knows how
Tomorrow's such a letdown
We wake up wondering
Just to do it all over again
But no one wants to admit
That they actually kinda like it
When they end up with another reason not to give up just yet
You can't go to hell if it isn't real
But if it is I'm sure I'll see you there
We can talk about how surprised we are it even exists
You said you have to go I don't, don't really know
Why you tend to give up
There's so much more, if only you'd look..."

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Those who mind don't matter,those who don't mind matter

Don't pay attention to people who talk behind your back, it simlpy means your two steps ahead of them

Funny quote: Treat me like your homework. Slam me on the table... and do me all night long!

If you think you are beaten, you are;
If you think you dare not, you don't.
If you'd like to win, but think you can't
It's almost a cinch you won't.
If you think you'll lose, you've lost,
For out in the world we find
Success beings with a fellow's will;
It's all in the state of mind.

If you think you're outclassed, you are:
You've got to think high to rise.
You've got to be sure of yourself before
You can ever win a prize.
Life's battles don't always go
To the stronger or faster man,
But soon or late the man who wins
Is the man who thinks he can.

- I had to memorize this poem last year along with Olivia and Brooke

put these lyrics on your page if you've had your heart broken "can you forgive me again.I don't know what i said. but i didn't mean to hurt you.i heard no words coming out.i felt that i would die.it hurts so much to hurt you than you look at me. your not shouting anymore your silently broken. i would give anything now to kill those words for you.each time i see something i regret i cry.i don't want to leave you.but some how i know that you will never love me yeah cause you were made for me. some how i'll make you see. how happy you make me. i can't live this life with out you by my side.i need you to survive. so stay with me.you look in my eyes and i'm screaming inside that i'm sorry. and you forgive my again your my one true friend and i never meant to hurt you.those are the lyrics to forgive me by evanescence.


Friendship is like peeing yourself
everone can see it but only you can
feel its warmth

Love hurts so much that i drew blood

I fell for you,
now you have
to pick me up

When you love someone you let them go......Right?

Love is another way to suicide


Love is another way
to show how sick eachother are

Every flower has it's time to bloom....

Every friendship has a break up for a minute....

Every sistership has a fight....

Every me has a you....

Every tear has a reason....

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Things you don't want to hear during surgery:


Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.


"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."


Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!


Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?


Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.


Oh no! Where's my Rolex.


Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?


There go the lights again?


"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em."


Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!


Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration.


What's this doing here?


I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.


That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?!


Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.


Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right?


OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.


This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?


Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?


Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.


What do you mean "You want a divorce?!?"


FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!


Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!


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Olivia wrote these for her best friends, me and brooke, olivia, back at yah i copied this for u livy
The first we talked to each other I knew we would always be friends. Our friendship has kept on growing and I'll be here for you to the end of time. You listen when I have a problem and help me dry the tears from my face.You take away my sorrow and put happiness in it's place. We can't forget the fun we've had laughing 'til our faces turn blue. Talk of thing only we find funny people think we're insane if they only knew! I guess this is my way of saying thanks for catching me when I fall. Thanks once again for being such a good friend and being here through it all.1

A best friend is a sister that god forgot to give you.2 (fav)

Boyfriends come and go but friends are here forever3

Best friends we're the kind of people who laugh at a joke three times once when it's told. The second when someone explains it to us and five minutes later when we actually get it.4

A brunette and a blonde with an inseparable bond5


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You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing to hard.7


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Crazy times call for crazy friends.9


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With friendship, it doesn't matter how long you've known each other or how many fights you got into what matters is who said "I'll be there for you"and proved it.11


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Angels exist but sometimes they don't have wings. We call them best friends. Pass this on to your true friends something good will happen to you.13


Don't break the chain.14


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Best friends is a promise not a label.16


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The only way to be a friend is to be one.18


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A best friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.20


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So we're crazy,but that's just how we roll. 22


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And if you want to now how a girl survives just look by her side.24


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Friends can't live with them can't live with out them.26

friendship isn't about whom you know the longest...It's about who came to your side and never left.27

Life is too short. Grudges are a waste of happiness. Laugh when you can apologize when you should and let go of what you can't change. Love deeply and forgive quickly take chances give everything and have no regrets life is to short to be unhappy. You have to take the good with the bad smile when you're sad love what you got and always remember what you had always forgive but never forget learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change and things go wrong but always remember. Life goes on!

copy and paste for ur bff!
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If I had a single flower for everytime I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.

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Kate Holbrook: Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table?
Angie Ostrowiski: [nervous] I don't know.
Kate Holbrook: What do you mean, you don't know? You think you're at an Arby's right now?
Angie Ostrowiski: You know what? I wish I was at an Arby's 'cause there's better food and cooler people there!
Kate Holbrook: [looks under the coffee table] Did you stick *all* this gum under here?
Angie Ostrowiski: I don't know! Maybe you stuck some of it under there.
Kate Holbrook: Yeah, actually, you might be right. 'Cause sometimes, when I work a really long day, I like to come home and chew a huge wad of Bubblicious gum and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table!
Angie Ostrowiski: Bitch, I don't know your life!

-Quotes From The Movie Baby Mama

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95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if miley cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5% yelling "Jump Jump!"

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

A Fallen Angel Destined To Fly.
Broken And Crazy,
But Too Strong To Cry.


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