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hey hey....

the name's Jonesy (Coraline Jones, to be exact...) and i have coppery-brown hair & light auburny eyes that are occasionally darker like blackish or plain brown and sometimes a bit lighter (just think cullen... creepy, i know.) OH WAIT! I HAVE BLUE HAIR! I ALMOST FORGOT! and i dont blink. only when i feel awkward, uncomforatable, trying to hide my feelings or crying- did you know that its impossible to cry w/out blinking??

i am five-foot-five and... definitely not skinny... but not too fat.. (lets just leave it at that) and a terrible runner... let's not go any farther in that area.. i loove basketball, though.

my usual outfit is:
on weekdays- school uniform, which is burgundy/blue/white (we get to choose- yay) polo shirt and gray or dark blue skirt/ dark blue pants.

on weekends- layered white tank top with some other random things- i layer stuff a lot- i have this awesome purple tank w/ a wolf on it which i love... with all my layers, the style works year round.. (here in california, winter is just an extended fall and snow doesn't exist... yosemite and big bear excluded.) Ooh, I also have a lot of rockin' T shirts. Muchly.



my favorite things:

fav color: pink or gray (not grey, i hate that spelling of it)
fav drink: DIET DOCTAH PEPPAH
fav brand: ed hardy or converse... or gap... orr.... BRASS PLUM
fav movies: CORALINE AND SWEENEY TODD!!!!, corpse bride, willy wonka & totoro
fav music: coraline soundtrack, sweeney todd soundtrack, blink-182
fav food: frozen blueberries
fav word: suddenly or supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.. OH AND EPIPHANY!
fav musical: SWEENEY TODD!!!! (next comes Les Miserables, and then Phantom
of the Opera.. and then Mary Poppins.. yah that totally kills the depressed theme)
fav resteraunts: Vittorio (pizza place), Gladstones (looks over the ocean), Moonshadows (kind of like gladstones?), and the Jekyl and Hyde club (nightclub/restaurant, BESTEST special fx... and creepy- the talking mummy on the wall is a bit lame tho.. )
fav song: by the sea (sweeney todd) or epiphany (also from sweeney todd)
fav quote [that just happens to be from sweeney todd]: THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE, EVEN U MRS. LOVETT EVEN I or NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER FORGET


OK, fav's r over...

randomest things i've ever done:
sing "the worst pies in london" while dancing w/ my cat (one one of my mood-swingy days- and the song is just the first one that popped into mah head)
transform myself from a (slightly ) good child into a sweeney worshipping maniac within twelve days

EDIT: LOOK HERE! also, transform myself into a Wybie Lovat lover within a week of seeing the movie CORALINE... for the third time.

develop a habit of poking people when the mood hits...
have an imaginary friend... in middle school.

my other account is kitigrl-sparkloholic, but that account's more like for fooling around and entering contests. this account is for writing my two novels-in-progress, "the magical land of lalala" (at least for now XD ... i couldnt think of a good name..) and "madd" (about a girl named madison- and her friend allison- hhahaha cam seem familiar???) oh- and "neverland"... let's just say that it's peter pan related... and also, my coraline fanfics! all featuring the coralineXwybie pairing cuz they're so darn cute together!

i love writing (why else would i be on sw?)

ALL THE STORIES ARE 100% MINE haha

Ok, i admit, i stole some of the concept from my friend, Cam. OH WELL DEAL W/ IT.

heh heh..

I HAVE MOOD SWINGS AND ... UH... ok.. caps lock off...

i get random and ANGRY at people real easily... but it's hard to tick me off online (unless ur all liek *beeep* *swearr* *beeeep* cuz i hate it when people swear... ) so ur prob'ly safe.

i hate using the shift key but i use it for my stories- grammar counts!- but not on here.. but CAPS LOCK is my fwiend.

I AM NOT IMMATURE WHAT IN THE NAME OF CREAMED CORN GIVES YOU THAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!

ok- random rant:

IF U HAVEN'T SEEN SWEENEY TODD THEN HE WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT AND SLIT UR THROAT! WATCH IT OR DIEEE! WATCH IT OR DIEEE!



and a note to everybody: EITHER I LOVE YOU OR I HATE YOU- OR YOU ARE BRUSSEL SPROUTS- which are surprisingly good.



can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porfiel!

i can raed taht tpye of sutff esaily. it's scenod ntaure to me. yay for chseee!





please read my stories! i definitely reccomend madd- so far - actually, no, a lot of people hate it.

magical land of lalala- only if you're in the mood for some randomosity.

and neverland!!!! very cryptic- some disney movie bashing- but only at a minimum.

dont read my coralineXwybie fanfics they are lame. but i love them to pieces!

The Magical Land of lalala (lol, rite? couldnt think of a name...) IN PROGRESS
*the magical land of lalala chapter 1= http://storywrite.com/story/222932

Madd &hearts () IN PROGRESS
*madd prologue= http://storywrite.com/story/239410

Neverland IN PROGRESS
*neverland prologue= http://storywrite.com/story/240134






visit my website, it took me a long time to build. pwease go on it????? *puppy dog eyes*


Stories I'm focused on

My Stories

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  • I woke up to the sun shining into the window...1
    100 words, October 14
  • Jake's house was huge and beautiful, like an chunk of heaven that fell to earth in the shape of Johnston Mansion.
    800 words, September 19
  • Soon enough, the flight was called, and soon enough, I was situated in my seat.
    400 words, September 19
  • "I'm staaarving." Sam moaned.1
    300 words, September 10

My other items

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  • Column: How to write 'realistic' fantasy at storywrite
    first- we're talking about fantasy here, yes, magic and all that, not just fiction, fantasy.

    if you've read 'the magical land of lalala' (something i posted) you know what i'm talking about. Fantasy, in my opinion, should not be all 'ooh, a unic

My journal entries

Guest Book

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  • ncpenguinlover on April 12
    omg! you live in california??? my dad lives thar! O8
  • FreeingIan on March 14
    Hello, niece.
  • Whispers on February 1
    Thankies for the guestbook comment! I love Sweeney Todd too, maybe we should both marry Johnny Depp
  • frozen hearts on January 14
    i haven't seen sweeney todd, btw.. i don't like horrors... i'm so timid

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