Randy johnson

  • Last seen on Aug 11 11:47 AM 2008. Member since November 29, 2007.
  • I am a 36 year old man from Tennessee (United States)
  • I have 752 poems, 181 stories

My Stories

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  • Wal-mart's blunder
    The people who run the Wal-mart stores are trying to make their employees vote for McCain.1
    100 words, 1 comment, August 9, 2008. In Poem
  • I'm not a God
    I'm not a God but I am loved by one.1
    <100 words, 1 comment, August 5, 2008. In Poem, Religious
  • Corporal Capeman
    He was Corporal Capeman and he wanted to fly like a bird.1 / He was very ugly and he was also an annoying nerd.2 / He was a grown man who a
    100 words, July 30, 2008. In , Humor, Poem
  • Jesus came to my house
    My daughter was sick and she was dying.1 / My wife and I couldn't stop crying.2 / Jesus came to my house and he healed her quick.3 / I'
    100 words, July 27, 2008. In Poem, Religious

My Poetry

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  • A case of the shits
    That chinese food gave me a case of the shits.
    I'm going to the bathroom over and over and I'm about to have a fit.
    <100 words, November 3. In Humor
  • I work for the IRS
    I regret to say that I work for the IRS.
    If you're wondering if people hate me, the answer is yes.
    <100 words, 1 comment, August 16. In Humor
  • Knighted
    The Queen knighted me and she cut off one of my ears.
    I tried to be brave about it but I burst into tears.
    <100 words, August 12. In Humor

My other items

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  • The American way at allpoetry
    People try to tell me how to talk and it's damn irritating.
    They cram political correctness down my throat and it's aggravating.
  • God is wise at allpoetry
    I'm not as wise as the Lord in Heaven.
    He's billions of years old and I'm only 37.
  • God is wonderful at allpoetry
    God is wonderful; God is the best.
    He makes things better when we're distressed.

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