- Last seen on Dec 17 2:55 PM 2008. Member since June 12, 2007.
- I am a 73 year old person
- I have 21 comments, 310 poems, 3 stories
My Stories
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Walk like an Egyptian1 / The King of Egypt was bored. He hadn't perpetrated a good poisoning for at least two days. As well as this, his queen, Ptymeup, had only recently kicked bondage into to
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1 / The gun was just lying there, inviting like. Just me and the gun. In the back room. I thought I should do something. The problem wa
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1 / Whenever I see a green sports car I have an overwhelming desire to smash its windscreen. It's all because of Molly Shipton who won the village beauty contest last year.2
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She sat and asked for fish and chips
Her gums were salivating<100 words, 5 comments, June 26. In Humor
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- Maybe You Shouldn't at allpoetry
Lemontwist - Jack and Jill Revisited at allpoetry
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To find the ragman's daughter - Power Packed at allpoetry
A prose piece to match the thought of the contest title, which might, or might not have been used.
