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Random Sentences
(All true-Mainly)
By Jalice Cale, Silver Dancer and Pixie Queen

•The world is made of giant worms, and potatoes are actually small green aliens…I think.

•Vikings all died because they were cold lemonade but that’s only the beginning of the plan.

•If you run fast enough you will find eight and six pineapples.

•Pie is funny and I have yellow spotted pantyhose with a rather nice vest!

•If you eat 345 marshmallows with three seconds to spare, the race against world domination will succeed!

•You’ll never get to the moon if you’re just as sane as I am.

•They are coming for us… all of us and then we go sky diving.

•A tomato is red and squishy so a pile of garbage is not just rubbish.

•I have the IQ of a yellow banana!

•My favorite quote in the world is ? I’m not sure actually?

•If the Earth was flat would you think about them…They’re stealing
your snow!

•Did you say you were as pink as the blue fish in the bathroom?

•I love Jackson Rathbone, mainly because I think you are a pile of cheese.

•There are nine Larry’s in the world not to mention that I ate your face and your big left toe!

•My teachers secretly call me a mental patient…I’m not sure why?

•Did you know that the world will eat my shorts and say ‘Yum!’

•A² + B² = C² means you will have to eat the teletubbies.

•If you don’t watch out, something that tastes like peanut butter will fall on your head.

•Lamp posts are good weapons if they are all around us…LOOK OUT! There’s one on your head.

•I will destroy all living creatures with a girl called purple cheese!

•Long neck turtles have green and yellow bananas that will eat you before you eat them.

•Sausage dogs love to eat pineapple with ice-cream.

•I think that I am going to do the leap frog with a certain twist???

•10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Boom, we have lifted you to heaven on roller-skates.

•Did you know, when you pick your nose it is a very special word for the Giant red octopus.

•Emily Cullen and Pixie Queen are crazy exploding sugar monkeys

•Jalice Cale is so insane that the penguins are scared!

•If you thought you were sane, just eat your green peas.

•If you thought I’m crazy just look at Michael Jackson!

•If there is a conspiracy we will have to find the ‘x’ marks the
spot, or they will kill us!

•If you can climb up a fridge you will find the united states of New Zealand.

•Purple tree climbing octopuses are your friends, so we must all die and then party in our graves.

•The Pie say’s ‘FATALITY’. Teehee!

•The point of mathematics it to torment the yellow and purple penguins!

•I’m just as sane as I need to be therefore I will now eat this pie and then throw it at your face!

•The water cycle is just plain evil, so I think you should run…NOW!

you may put this on your profile but doing so will not protect you from anything wanting to eat you and i refuse to give you chocolate!

* Put this in your profile if you're AGAINST ABORTION...
Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

* Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

* Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

* Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

* Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

* Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

* Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
~So true.~

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less bored but still bored...

oh i know lets tell everyone about the penguins!...maybe later

not bored!

i huged three trees in 10 seconds

im a octapus!...well i was once not anymore!

oh i know lets tell everyone that my freind is a assai - *gets cut off by freind!*
FREIND: stop telling everyone that!
ME: why?
FREIND: becuase i said so
ME:

ok now that ive finished me and my freinds argument lets um....oh i know letsn tell eveyone how if there bored of randomness they can scroll down to the bottom of the page or if the REALLY hate randomness leave!...to much efffort.....

lalalalalalalala .... hey stop listing to my sing!

hmmm ik think i scared everyone away