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READ MY STORIES. they are all short, under 1000

-"I don't lack ideas, just the will and patience to write them."

-I know what I want, and I'm not afraid to tell you.

-I have opinions, and I understand that some people don't want to hear them. I just don't care.

Currently I am:
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writing a bit in my composition notebook, I'll post it when I'm done editing the first chapter.


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Random Facts on Me:
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-I may have minor anger management problems. I end up working myself into a frenzy, and embarrassing myself and friends. I gotta work on that.

-I am pretty paranoid. Every LITTLE THING bothers me.

-Kinda self-centered. Yeah, that also comes into being paranoid. I am certainly important enough to be conspired against.

-I am not exactly sympathetic. Like during all the sad stories at the end of American Idol, I'm just like, "SUCK IT UP!" Now I usually consider a lot of those people faking tears to get sympathy votes. Like, "oh my god, my life is so messed up!"
Everybody has problems,you just don't see us whining about them.

-I am a little conceited. I don't ever EVER brag, but in my mind I always think of how stupid some people are. (I look down on idiots, I'm sorry) I wonder if people really are stupid, or they just lazy and don't try?

-I hold grudges.

-I am a little mean to people I don't like. No guilt, because the reason I dont' like some kids is because they really deserve it.

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-Quite recently I have started disliking sappiness. Nicholas Sparks...author of The Notebook...what is wrong with this guy? It's a guy, writing romance. Disturbing and let's face it, awkward... And in the ones I've read, somebody always dies or comes close to dying. The dog dies, the girl has cancer, the wife goes into a coma. Come on! LIGHTEN UP! Who wants to read about doom and gloom?

-Vampires...getting a little old for me. I LOVED LOVED LOVED twilight. Notice the past tense. I am now quite irritated by vampires and their redundancy. Same thing. They always have some non-vampire love interest. See below.

-I'm always slightly annoyed when things get popular. And anything I like soon becomes popular. Which is why my list of "likes" is a lot shorter than my dislikes.

-I bought Twilight a long time ago, back around the second book. Then I started hating it when they got way popular. Everybody who is popular read it. (of course when I was reading it they were considered EMO.)

-I dislike the Jonas brothers. SO ANNOYING. and the Jonas fangirls? UGH. I keep telling my friends there is NO FREAKING CHANCE you'll marry Joe!

-I hate Miley Cyrus. At first she was cute, down to earth, funny, innocent. Now she's kinda "edgy" and full of herself. She has the biggest ego, she's over advertised, and her carreer is barely holding on thanks to milions of 5,6,7, and 8 year olds.

-I dislike Emos. They just seem like lonely people who want attention. I feel sorry for them.


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Despite all my rants, I'm pretty nice. I like to make my friends bracelets. I love shopping. I still love minnie mouse. You know, I'm a sweet cute kid. So, no, I am not a mean, miserable, emo teen. I am a happy, sweet, cheerful chick who loves pizza!

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~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."

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