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YOU PEEPS PROBABLY KNOW THIS BY NOW THAT I'M A MAJOR TWILIGHT FAN. MY MOST AVID READERS ARE Rosalie Hale and ScarsNDepth and HaydenLautner and WillowMcCarty. LOVE THEM AND THANX TO YOU GUYS I WRITE BETTER STORIES.

My favorite bands are Fall Out Boy and Panic! At The Disco

Other Bands I Listen to:
Paramore, The Sunstreak, The Matches, Crash Romeo, Vanna, Roses Are Red, Bouncing Souls, Arcane Legion, Papa Roach, Three Days Grace, Shadows Fall, Aiden, Paramore, Breaking Benjamin, Blue October, Academy Is..., Escape the Fate, I Am Ghost, Korn, Paramore, Crux Shadows, Bullet For My Valentine, and did I mention Paramore, Robert Pattinson, Muse.

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T W I L I G H T ♥ J U N K I E E S
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the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.Ѽ
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COPY THIS TO UR PROFILE,
IF TWILIGHT IS UR BRAND OF HERION !
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Are you that obsessed..........
♥That you've read the book twilight over a thousand times even though you know it by heart.
♥That you collect photos of twilight even though you have a whole collection.
♥That you took a group photo infront of a twilight poster.
♥That you collect articles from newspapers about twilight.


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-[♥ IN LOVE WITH TWILIGHT ♥]-

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♥«´¨• Twilight •´¨`»♥
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♥«´¨• New Moon •´¨`»♥
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♥«´¨• Eclipse •´¨`»♥
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♥«´¨•BreakingDawn•´¨`»♥
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♥«´¨•Midnight Sun•´¨`»♥
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can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porilfe!

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
(")_(") homepage and help him on his
way to WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!

92% of the teenage population would die if Abicrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you are part of the 8% that would be laughing their asses off paste this on your profile.

can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porilfe!

~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

If you read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
92% of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8% laughing your butt off.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile
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Girl: hey baby i want to show you...
Boy: ( cutting her off ) ugh i'm so mad
Girl: why? whats wrong ?
Boy: ugh everything
Girl: explain baby
Boy: just lost a championship game, parents flipped
out on me for no reason, and im catching a cold
Girl: well hey there will always be other games, you know
ill take care of you when your sick, what your parents flip about ?
Boy: they are making me pay them for a car repair
Girl: is it alot of money
Boy: no it just sucks Boy: but hey i dont feel well im going to go lay down
Boy: bye
Girl: wait i want to give you some...
Boy: cant it wait til tomorrow ?
Girl: yeah sure
Girl: bye
Boy: bye
2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive ...she goes.....
her friend swerved to avoid a truck....hitting a tree instead
her friend was killed instantly....shes in critical condition.
This is the conversation between her sister and her boyfriend
Sister: omg ( crying )
Boy: what? whats wrong ?
Sister: my sister...your gf was involved in a major car wreck
Boy: is she ok ? ?????
Sister: shes in critical condition
Boy: i'll be there in 10 minutes
He shows up to the hospital room ...standing outside the
door going over the last conversation in his mind over and
over as he heard the machines beep and beep and breathing tubes pump
Boy: she wanted to give me something or tell me something
Girls mom: yeah this...
it was an envelope smelling like she did sealed with a kiss in lipstick
he opened it..... it said ..... your everything to me....i love you with
everything i am and everything i have...i want to spend the rest of my
life with you.
Sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they went to
and the first picture they took together.
He kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture, i
t looked as if in the picture she was crying.... then the machines
flat-lined....3 minutes later she was pronounced dead
If you have any heart...any soul...or want to be happy you will repost
this. if you care for someone ...do not let something like this ever happen.

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My name is Sarah.
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen.
I cannot see,
I must be stupid.
I must be bad,
What else could have made
my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better.
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would
still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all.
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
all the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
the house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight!
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car.
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls.
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes.
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again.
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy murdered me.

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!

Attention all readers:
Weirdos will rule the world. Right after commercials.
-post this on your page to help the weirdos.

<===My Life To Music===>

INSTRUCTIONS
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense.
4. NO CHEATING!

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

WHAT'S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?

WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?

WHAT DO YOUR EXES THINK OF YOU?

HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?

HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?

ARE YOU GOOD AT SCHOOL?

WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:

YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:

HAPPY TIMES:

SAD TIMES:

FOR TODAY:

FOR TOMORROW:

FOR YOU:

WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?

WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?

WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?

WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?

YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?

HOW WILL I DIE?