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My name's Alex! But you can call me Blix cuz that is an amazing name and everyone loves it! Oh yeah! Like the kool aid man!!!!

Mah Bands:
Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers
Matchbox 20
Nickelback
Creed
MCR
Country Music
and tons more but I don't feel like listing them all
Mah playlist is amazing!!!





"We'll stick a boot up your ass cuz that's the American way!!!!" -Toby Keith

"How could you be so heartless?!?!" -Kanye West and Jamie's Eeeyore slide show

"You gotta go a little loco to stay sane!!!" Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers who make my world amazing with their Mexican rock!!!

My favorite color is RED!!!!!!

Animes:
Mar
Naruto
Fruits Basket
Death Note
Bleach
Wolf's Rain
Inyuyasha

Anime Characters:
KAKASHI!!! MINNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

I'm Alex. That's about it. If you want to know me. Talk to me.
(BTW my amazing friend Jamie is writin this all for me and she is sooo kool!!!! Yeah yeah you know it!!!) Alex for real: she has issues so just ignore her.

MESSAGE ME CUZ I LOVE YOU ALL!!! (not really. I might really hate you if you're a bitch or something so... DON'T BE A BITCH!!!)
Thank you for your time. BYEBYE!


Put this in your profile if you're AGAINST ABORTION...


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
(Seroiously.... how can people read this and not be sad or have at leats an ounze of sympathy. Put this on your profile. What would happen if that baby was you? And don't give me that "I wish I was that baby because I hate myself" shit. Cuz I know that isn't wha you really think and the people around you don't either.)


...Have You Ever...
() Smoked a cigarette
() Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
() Gone on a blind date
(X) Skipped school
() Seen someone die
() Been to Canada
(x) Been to Florida
() Been to Mexico
(X) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
(x) Gone to Washington , DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang karaoke badly
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Clause
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
() Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
() Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating


(x) I'm single
() I'm in a relationship
() I'm engaged
() I've had someone cheat on me.
() I've gone on a blind date.
() I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
() have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
() I've cheated in a relationship.
() I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
() I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
() I've told someone I loved them
() I've kept something from a past relationship.


Sexuality

() I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
() I've had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I am a cuddler.
() I love to flirt.
() I've been kissed in the rain. =]
(X) I've hugged a stranger.
() I have kissed a stranger.


Honesty/Crime

(x) I am a terrible liar... sometimes.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
() I've snuck out of my house.
(X) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
(x) I've cheated on a test.
() I've run a red light.
() I've been suspended from school.
(X) I've witnessed a crime.
() I've been in a fist fight.
() I've been arrested.
(X) I've shoplifted


Drugs/Alcohol

() I've consumed alcohol.
() I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
() I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
(x) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
() I can't swallow pills.
() I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
() I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
() I shut others out when I'm depressed.
() I take anti-depressants.
() I'm anorexic or bulimic.
() I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
() I'm addicted to adrenaline
(x) I've hurt myself on purpose
(x) I've woken up crying.
(x) I've cried myself to sleep.


Death and Suicide
(X)I'm afraid of dying.
(x) I hate funerals.
() I've seen someone die.
(x) Someone I know has attempted suicide.
() Someone close to me has committed suicide.
() I've attempted suicide.


Random

() I can sing well.
() I open up to others easily.{depending}
() I watch the news.
() I don't kill bugs.
(x) I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(X) I curse regularly.
(x) I sing in the shower.(sometimes
(x) I am a morning person.
() I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
() I'm a snob about grammar.
() I am a sports fanatic.
(X) I twirl my hair
() have "x"s in my screen name
() I love being neat
() I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
() I bake well.
(x) I would wear pajamas to school. (If they would let me! I wanna wear my Eeyore pajamas dammit!)
() I like Martha Stewart.
() I know how to shoot a gun.
(x) I am in love with love.
() I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
() I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts.
() I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
() I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
() I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish. (Seriously, tickle me too much and I will die from lack of oxygen. So, don't)
(x) I love white chocolate
(X) I bite my nails
(x) I play video games
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
(x) I'm good at remembering names.
() I'm good at remembering dates.
() I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
() I have tried to join a circus and failed (I wish!!!)