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Well my first name is Jessica. I am 26 and live in the Mexican Ghetto section of Portland. Hooray for me. I have one husband, one toddler (boy) and three loveable dogs. I am currently going to school to be a vet assistant "Because you love animals so much" is what my admissions rep told me over and over and it must be true. I just want to be the slow girl in the Apollo commercial who says "I wanted to be a vet assistant ever since I was a 26 years old." Yay me!
I am really not a friendly person to meet, but I am friendly on the computer and if you REALLY know me. I mostly write novels about other people's unhappiness but from time to time i get a wild hair in my granny panties and write a short story. I don't care about being published, I just enjoy writing. I recently retook up doodling, mainly faeries in faerieland and girls. I try to draw animals but fail miserably. I drink cheap beer and enjoy walks on the beach. Really. I do. I smoked a cigarette for the first time last month. I have a crappy job that I don't like to go to. Drive a beater for a car. Umm.. I like "adult themed" cartoons like South Park and Family Guy and Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Robot Chicken if that counts as one! I used to be a crybaby who cried all the time but not so much any more. Love My Little Pony and cookie dough....play some video games once in a while. My lifetime faves include: Final Fantasy 3. Final Fantasy 7. Final Fantasy 8. Final Fantasy 9. Legend of Mana. Vampire Hunter D. Legacy of Kain. Soul Reaver. Gallop Racer (all of them). Mario Sunshine. Sims 1 & 2, never played 3 but I'm sure I would love that too. I watch some television: South Park. Family Guy. Full House. True Blood. Maury Povich. Secret Life of the American Teenager (and no my story is not a bite off, just a coincidence). Seventh Heaven. Sarah Silverman...what happened to her anyway. I fucking hate Towelie. I like to read and will read anything I get my hands on. BTW I think Towelie and Mr Hanky are the same person. Not Cool. I like the color pink. Green is cool. Love the beach but hate sharks.
If you want to be my friend, my myspace is: http://myspace.com/jessicamluce and I will add you