List: Things I lied about today...

I lied several times today (so here's the truth):

1. You do look fat in the those jeans.

2. I think your boyfriend is a douche.

3. I think your marriage might be solved if you could grow the fuck up.

4. I think your marriage is probably over.

5. I think you're a dumb old bitch who shouldn't be teaching in a school.

6. I am not going to make my little brother do all of his homework, its way too much and he needs a break.

7. I think you should be home with your sick child instead of getting a fucking massage...you cunt.

8. I don't like driving your dumb truck because it's a stick shift.

9. I hate babysitting your kids.

10. I do have time on my hands...just not for you.

11. I hate when you tell people I love to write.

12. I hate that you say I over analyze everything, when it's really just you wanting to stick your head in the sand!

• By me, right now

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