List: Power to the Helmet!

This is reserved for my stupid, comedic writing. Retarded stuff, but quite funny, according to some.

• Rant - Immaturity Reigns

  Power to the Helmets!
  I like rocks.

  800 words, on Jan 7 11:52 AM. In Immature, Poop, Rant, Rave
• Rant - Life's A Bitch

  For those of who you notice the flaws in my mentality, well done, though not much of a challenge, is it? Har.

  600 words, 4 comments, on Jan 7 11:55 AM. In Comedy, Comic, Emo, Funny, Life, Rage, Rant, Rave, Sucks
• Rant - Selfish is the Martyr for Her Pride

  Isn't this type of thing just absolutely annoying?

  600 words, on Jan 7 11:58 AM. In Fiction, Martyr, Pride, Rant, Rave, Romance, Selfish
• Retardation and what Herpies Means to You!

  500 words, 3 comments, on Jan 7 12:00 PM. In Adult, Aids, Bdsm, Comedy, Dope, Drugs, Funny, Herpies, High, Sick, Stupid
• Advent of Inception

  A piece about an angel who visits Earth in a comedic fashion. It's incomplete, and will likely never be completed, but still a good read.

  700 words, 5 comments, on Jan 7 12:46 PM. In Angels, Comedy, Creation, Fantasy, Fiction, Funny, Humor, Naked, Soul
• Why Am I Here?

  Story about a man questioning his existence in the coordinates he currently stands. Enjoy.

  400 words, 7 comments, on Jan 7 12:48 PM. In Comedy, Dirty, Fantasy, Fiction, Funny, Good, Humor, Laugh, Naughty, Question
• Rainbow Poop?

  A day in the life of Magius Avvail. An adventure for all to see, but only if you're cool.

  800 words, 6 comments, on Jan 12 1:24 PM. In Avvail, Contest, First person, Humor, Life, Magius, Mine
• Don't Laugh at a Lunatic

  Um... Yeah. A story about my lovely character Ayperos. Written for a contest, mostly.

  1300 words, 5 comments, on Jan 30 10:47 AM. In Contest, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Lunacy, Other
• Poem - Cold Chillin'

  A poem about family. Life. Death. ... A new tv?

  200 words, 9 comments, on Feb 26 9:09 AM
• Poem - Colonic Tribulation

  A little poem I wrote a long time ago. Found it. Laughed. Thought I'd share my tribulation.

  100 words, 5 comments, on Apr 21 1:11 PM. In Butt, Comedy, Comical, Funny, Humor, Poem, Poetry, Poop
• Poem - Farewell Myrtle

  A poem, perhaps in prose, about saying farewell.
  Tell me if you get the joke.

  100 words, 15 comments, on Apr 21 1:17 PM. In Comedic, Comedy, Funny, Humor, Poem, Poetry
• iGod to the Max

  700 words, 4 comments, on May 11 2:31 PM. In Adult, Chat, Conversation, Fantasy, Igod
• iGod, Round 2 - Under-Arm V-Jay

  800 words, 4 comments, on May 11 4:29 PM. In Adult, Bot, Comedy, Conversation, Fiction, Igod
• The Mozart of Soft Hands

  Story based on real life experiences. Reality piece, though not exactly realistic.

  2600 words, 24 comments, on May 15 1:13 PM. In Humor, Inspirational, Life, Reality, Success

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