List: Humorous bits

Bits of humour

• Daftweejimmy's almost near death experience sort of thing

  Sunshine isn't everyone's cup of tea; just as well really, it would probably burn your mouth quite badly. Of course, there are worse things

  700 words, 1 comment, on Nov 14 5:52 PM 2008. In
• Walk on by........

  The picture that inspired this was of people from the waist down, walking along the street; what else could I have done? (Actually, don't a

  700 words, 9 comments, on Nov 15 11:07 AM 2008. In Slightly humorous
• how to influence friends without making people

  It was the story about the elephant circumciser that got me the job, but it was a close-run thing. My nearest competitor was a man of many

  2700 words, 23 comments, on Apr 14 6:42 AM 2008
• My last day as an elephant circumciser

  Like most people of my age and gender, I enjoy a small measure of the foaming ale after a long day's slog. And believe me, my job used to b

  2000 words, 12 comments, on Apr 23 6:17 AM 2008
• What happens next

  That's always the question. 1 / There you are, marooned on your desert island, plane flies over, You are in the forest picking coconuts.2 /

  1000 words, 9 comments, on May 8 7:48 AM 2008
• Welcome home

  I don't know how long the phone had been ringing, but, annoyingly, it stopped as I reached out to scoop it up. It didn't help that it was s

  1200 words, 10 comments, on May 14 4:53 PM 2008
• Greeters; trust them at your peril.................

  1800 words, 7 comments, on May 19 4:19 PM 2008. In Adult, Crime, Depression, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Inspirational
• I'm really too shy.......

  But I can overcome it. And this is because of a strange aberration in the time / space continuum, which has the very severe problem of bein

  800 words, 5 comments, on Jun 11 2:33 PM 2008
• Something along these lines

  The problem, as always, was how to fit the chicken in.1 / It's something you have to get absolutely right. Get the chicken in the right pla

  800 words, 6 comments, on Jun 18 4:58 PM 2008. In
• Why I don't trust Fairy Stories

  My bum was sore.1 / There are clever people, doctors, anatomists, surgeons, folk of that ilk, who will tell you if you ask them, that the g

  800 words, 19 comments, on Jun 20 4:35 AM 2008. In Mildly humorous
• Melanie, marry me. I might....

  As I put the phone down, the age-old question churned up the neurones. If God was so omniscient, why couldn't He have seen all the trouble women were going to cause, and just made us hermaphrodites?1

  4100 words, 16 comments, on Jul 14 10:38 AM 2008
• The truly serious and well-researched tale of ties.

  Did you know that the tie was invented by a very spiteful woman?1
  

  600 words, 15 comments, on Aug 26 7:25 AM 2008
• I've never told a single lie..

  1800 words, 3 comments, on Sep 21 9:18 AM 2008
• Things that might disrupt the path of true love (but didn't)...

  Based on a true story, but I won't embarrass the young couple's real names for fear of what they might do in revenge. I hope to God they do

  800 words, 1 comment, on Oct 24 6:57 AM 2008. In Mildly humorous
• Letters can be so difficult to write.....

  3700 words, 8 comments, on Oct 28 3:08 PM 2008. In Slightly humorous
• an unusual Monday

  Most people don't like Mondays, and I'm one of the crowd in that respect. Most Mondays aren't particularly memorable for me, but this first

  3300 words, 17 comments, on Nov 30 8:17 AM 2008

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