List: Contest Pieces

Bunch of stories I've written specifically for contests.

• Stop spinning, you're making me dizzy...

  There was cheese, and possible some beer... But mainly cheese. I can't remember anything much clearly, 'cept for the cheese... And spinning

  2200 words, 10 comments, on Feb 11 4:35 AM 2008. In Cheese, Contest entry, Humor, Randomness
• Odour Of A Clown.

  600 words, 81 comments, on Mar 14 6:56 PM 2008. In Adult humour, Contest entry, Humor
• The "Great" SW Murder... Mystery?

  3300 words, 35 comments, on Mar 31 7:41 AM 2008. In Contest entry, Fiction, First person, Humor, Murder, Mystery
• Uber-deep.

  Deep, so deep you can't see the bottom.

  <100 words, 28 comments, on Apr 29 12:47 AM 2008. In Deep
• The Amazing Title That Has Nothing To Do With The Story

  The probably completely un-awaited new story by some peoples favourite author DoozerDan!

  3300 words, 113 comments, on May 19 2:35 AM 2008. In Humor, Just plain funny, Parody, Rule breaking, Zombie
• Of Booze and Morons

  It's that time of year again. The time when a bunch of men head to a field to play with their balls...

  700 words, 135 comments, on Jul 18 8:03 PM 2008. In Afl, Flash fiction, Humor, Satire, Sport
• Kaleidoscope Eyes

  In the not too distant future, one man on a quest finds something unexpected... like, totally unexpected...

  500 words, 62 comments, on Aug 24 1:26 AM 2008. In Fiction, First person, Other
• Is it myth?

  <100 words, 12 comments, on Sep 19 12:22 AM 2008. In Humor, Myth
• Final words.

  <100 words, 9 comments, on Sep 21 11:06 PM 2008. In Quote
• Don't get bored.

  <100 words, 19 comments, on Sep 24 8:16 PM 2008. In Black humor
• What They Say.

  100 words, 68 comments, on Oct 16 8:22 PM 2008. In Black humour, Dark, First person, Satire, Thought-provoking
• The... Club.

  He's a very literal kinda guy.

  800 words, 45 comments, on Oct 17 1:21 AM 2008. In Dialogue, Humor
• Weirdest comp I ever did do.

  400 words, 6 comments, on Oct 24 7:56 PM 2008. In Contest entry
• The Value of Death.

  For one death is the end, for another, it is a means of profit.

  3400 words, 92 comments, on Dec 29 8:31 AM 2008. In Crime, Dark, Fiction, Horror
• More Quotes for another contest

  The author removed the next 15 minutes due to it being very boring, and somewhat pointless.

  200 words, 4 comments, on Jan 18 10:40 PM. In Quotes
• Look, Ma! No hands!

  400 words, 58 comments, on Jan 28 11:51 PM. In , Adult humour, Black humour, Fiction, Humor
• And Doozer begot Dan, and...

  The great DoozerBobby, heir of the awesome DoozerRobert, heir of the stupendous DoozerRobby, heir of the stunning DoozerBob...

  300 words, 8 comments, on Feb 2 6:19 PM. In , Humor, Inspirational, Life, Other
• It's a Birthday Mash.

  Part way through said party a non-descript, but highly individual emo made an astoundingly intelligent observation: Blondie was not there.

  500 words, 41 comments, on Feb 11 8:18 PM
• Quotes of Inspiration and BS

  100 words, 3 comments, on Mar 11 10:57 PM. In Hmm, Humor, Inspirational
• Gutterbrains Anonymous.

  2100 words, 23 comments, on Mar 27 9:56 PM. In Adult humour, Humor, Play, Script
• The Start of... Something.

  <100 words, 12 comments, on Apr 1 8:43 PM. In Contest entry
• Triomino Crumpet.

  600 words, 2 comments, on Apr 20 7:37 PM. In Contest entry
• Pros and Cons of... Ice-skating?

  600 words, 11 comments, on Apr 27 8:19 PM. In Life, Rant, Rave
• Pot, legal or not?

  A contest entry - if the contest can be opened again.

  500 words, 16 comments, on Oct 2 7:59 PM

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