Lexiconsthedevil• Show stories

when i was re-reading my page i realized that there was a lot of things on there. they were all true and they told you point blank what i was all about. but instead here are a few quotes that i like that describe me while still makng you guess.

my favorite qote:
those who dream by day are often cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night
-edgar allen poe

others:
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
-- Chris Rock

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The road to success is always under construction.

Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

inth future, everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes" any warhol

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.

Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them.

-the world is smaller than it used to be (barbosa)
~ the world's the same, there's just less in it (jack)

-i have great faith in fools, my friends call it self confidence. -edgar allen poe

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
my excuse for not turning in homework: i couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

-When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

-Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
(this would be funnier if you saw my car!)

-It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
(funnier if you knew me devil**

ps. *98 percent of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile*

"I went left I got right at some big hotel
There was a devil at the bottom of the wishing well
He said you better give me something
Give me something good
Like everybody else I'm misunderstood


I took a guess and cut a portion out of my heart
He said that's nowhere close enough but it's a damn good start
I wrote the secret that I buried on the wishing well wall
He said I've seen one... it follows that I've seen them all
We spoke of human destination in a perfect world
Derived the nature of the universe (found it unfulfilled)
As I took him in my arms he screamed I'm not insane
I'm just looking for someone to understand my pain... "
-five for fighting lyrics to devil in the wishing well

15 there's still time for you
Time to buy and time to lose
15, there's never a wish better than this
When you only got 100 years to live
-five for fighting lyrics to 100 years



Name: alexis
Nicknames: lexi, lex, fat mirmaird
Birthday: october 13
Place of Birth: no clue (adopted)
Male or Female: girl i think
Grade: 10th
School: one that is way to hard for even the aliens of the advancd species of the planet yomama
sexual preference: lesbian

__Your Appearance___

Hair Color: brunette, but dye it darker all the time
Hair Length: low waist
Eye color: grey blue sometimes, deeps blue when im in love
Height: 5'8´´
Braces: had them for 6 years but not anymore
Glasses: contacts
Piercings: ears
Right or Left handed: both
First Love: totally bad experience dont even bring it up

___Favorites___
Movie: timeline, but ther are so many more
Song Right Now: hum hallleluia (sp?) by fob
Friends: christine(curly), marisa(shorty), melissa(leopluradon), cameron(asian face), wade(pepé-lé-pu)
Sweet: 3 musketeers (sp?)
Footwear: rocket dog/airwalk/roxy

___Currently___

Feeling: barf-a-licious
Single or Taken: seriously single! and totally looking for a girlfriend
Eating: gum
Drinking: chocolate soy milk
Online: duh
Thinking About: how my brain feels like it was replaced with a rock
Wanting To: go to sleep but i have to study
Watching: spongebob squarepants (of course!) jkjk
Wearing: jeans with glue stains. tank top and peanuts gang sweatshirt
___Your Future___

Want Kids: anyone who knows me will say duh
Want to be Married: yes
Where do you want to live: in view of the ocean. i dont think i could live without seeing it everyday
Car: chevy avalance

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

Hair color: blonde or black
Hair length: short but something can still run my fingers though
Eye color: blue
Appearances: dresses well, but not really a suit and tie person
Lips or Eyes: lips
Hugs or Kisses: was hugs but now its totally kisses
Short or Tall: tall but not too much taller than me
Easygoing or serious: easy going but serious when need be
Romantic or Spontaneous: all of the above (more romantic)
Personality: fun, encouraging, easy to be around, always there
Sweet or Caring: both
Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: totally trouble maker!!!

___What is better with the same sex_____
Hair color: brown or black
Hair length: short
Eye color: blue or green
Appearance: nice, comfortable
Lips or eyes: lips
Hugs or kisses: kisses
Short or tall: quite a bit taller than me or much shorter than. nothing to close to my own height
Easygoing or serious: easygoing
Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous
Personality: kind, fun, energetic
Sweet or carring: sweet
Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: total trouble maker!

___Have you ever______
Had Alcohol: no
Ran Away From Home: thinking about it (jkjk?)
Been with someone: no, but kinda depends on what you mean
Broken Someones Heart: you tell me
Cried When Someone Died: yes
Cried At School: only once
cried in frount of opposite sex: just once, and they were very surprised *cry *

___Do You Believe In___

God: no
Miracles: yes
Love At First sight: of course
Ghosts: Yes
Aliens: well we cant be the smartest thing out there. if we were then i would be scared
Soul Mates: Yes
Heaven: no
Hell: Yes(not a satanist)
Angels: no
Kissing on The First Date: depends on the person
Horoscopes: love them, always right (except in love)(well somtimes right)

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'no means no' guy one
'yeah even on the third time!'

*devil *
description of my friends seeing only my bf's and my feet behind the wall when they walked up the stairs. (we had been making-out):
"it was like war. i saw the feet first, told cam and wade not to look and said i was going in."


"How did you pass anatomy?"
"I got private lessons."

i'm a very visiual learner, how do you think i passed anatomy?!