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Ello, my name is jennifer. I tend to become obsessed with random things, some of these don't even exist. A lot of people just avoid me, and I seek them out and annoy them the most of all (my evil powers of annoyance! MWAHAHHA!!!!!!). I don't get those ppl who think everybody should be normal and follow the crowd. ewww.

My friends are furry little toads. I think they are very cute and pat them on their heads sometimes. These people who call me a "friend" are some of the most brave, enduring, and kind people on this planet. They face everyday the terrors of the evil force named me (i repeat, MAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!).

Best word ever=gerg

THERE'S A CHICKEN ON YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!

oh yeah I am allergic to blue shoelaces. Blue shoelaces are very evil things so don't wear them in my presence please.
tank oo berry much.

Merlin is cool.

I'm going to go away now.

oh yeah, read this its funny (got it off chris's page ):
"92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile."

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  • <100 words, 8 comments, March 21. In Love, Lyrics
  • You say you're sorry / But you don't care a bit / You say you're sad / Bullshit / You don't know, you never will / You're not the one who's being killed / How dare you make it all the same? / How dare you m
    <100 words, 5 comments, May 15, 2007
  • I値l go to bed / When you don稚 turn your head / I値l fall asleep / Counting all of you apathetic sheep / I値l awake / While you eat your cake / And you値l look at me like I知 a fak
    <100 words, April 25, 2007

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  • Stop Pretending at allpoetry
    You say you're sorry / But you don't care a bit / You say you're sad / Bullshit / You don't know, you never will / You're not the one who's being killed / How dare you make it all the same? / How dare you m
  • Go to Bed at allpoetry
    I値l go to bed / When you don稚 turn your head / I値l fall asleep / Counting all of you apathetic sheep / I値l awake / While you eat your cake / And you値l look at me like I知 a fak
  • A Very Emotional Love Poem (just reading it brings tears to my eyes) at allpoetry
    Your eyes are big
    And so is your heart

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