Journals by SpydurPoet, by newest first

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  • Sorry
    by SpydurPoet 10 hours ago, 200 words. Friends only.
  • RAWR! Last Funnies for a While
    Today has been a horrible day. Long day at work. Too many calls. The chair I am sitting in at work seems to be cutting off my circulation. Ugh. I wasn't going to post the funnies because I was looking through these and nothing made me laugh, but I decided that that is not a reason to keep you all from laughing,
    by SpydurPoet on Nov 12 9:51 PM, 500 words. → 3 comments, Add one?
  • Have You Noticed...
    That on my main page, the title above my journals is "Documenting the Drama"? This is as fitting today as ever before, but I intend to change that. 1 Whether sought out, ran into, or dumped unwanted upon me, my life has, for the last decade at least, been full of too much drama, trauma, heartache, heartbreak, c
    by SpydurPoet on Nov 12 4:12 PM, 600 words. → 3 comments, Add one?
  • Funnies to Brighten your Night because...
    the sun...has gone...to bed and so must i...goodbye....goodbye.... Okay. I'll stop singing tunes from The Sound of Music now. Today was AWESOME. Seriously. I signed up for overtime for today because last week I called in sick Thursday and Friday because both my son and I were sick. I got up this morning really rea
    by SpydurPoet on Nov 11 7:21 PM, 700 words. → 7 comments, Add one?
  • Funnies to Brighten Your Morning...and Mine
    see more Epic Fails 1 see more Lolcats and funny pictures 2
    by SpydurPoet on Nov 11 8:48 AM, 400 words. → 2 comments, Add one?
  • What You May Not Know
    Before reading this, please be forewarned that this is about things in my life that are deeply personal, and can possibly change the way that you view me, particularly if you are deeply religious. 1 Once you read this, please do not contact me with your judgements about how I have chosen to walk my life. I pay
    by SpydurPoet on Nov 11 8:35 AM, 2,400 words. → 13 comments, Add one?
  • The Wolves are Back
    I know there are those out there who have the capability to interpret dreams, regardless of what my religious affiliations will say, and I would like to know what you think, if you read this. 1 I had two dreams the night before last night, and they have been bothering me. 2 There will be a journal following t
    by SpydurPoet on Nov 11 7:51 AM, In Dreams, Personal, Strange.  700 words. → 10 comments, Add one?
  • I'm Trying
    I've been trying to write lately. As you have probably noticed, whatever I've written recently kind of...well...sucks. 1 Muse, please come back! I miss you! Look - I make you laugh now. 2 I Can Has Cheezburger 3 see more Lolcats and funny pictures 4 MLIA 5 Yesterd
    by SpydurPoet on Nov 10 10:04 PM, 300 words. → 2 comments, Add one?
  • One More.
    One more. This is funny.
    by SpydurPoet on Nov 9 10:36 PM, → 1 comment, Add one?
  • New Friends
    Today, they moved me into my new desk (yes, I have been moved 3 times since returning to work) near my new manager. 1 I was kind of worried about being on a new team because I only met these people in class two weeks ago and didn't really get close to any of them. That is, until one of the guys on the team came
    by SpydurPoet on Nov 9 10:21 PM, 200 words. → 7 comments, Add one?
  • The Results
    First of, I'd like to thank all of you who entered the contests.  You made it very fun for me to read and judge. 1 I did have to delete contest #4 & 5 (Poets & Halloween) because I only had 2 entries despite the time extension, and the system would not let me judge without at least 3 entries. 2 I also
    by SpydurPoet on Nov 9 11:44 AM, 4,400 words. → 1 comment, Add one?
  • One More
    Last night I stayed over at a friend's house. When I woke up to go to the bathroom, I was thoroughly confused when she told me not get lost. As it turns out, during the night I had slept walked to the bathroom but then went downstairs into her parent's room and pulled off their comforter, telling them it was on fire
    by SpydurPoet on Nov 8 2:31 PM, 100 words. → 3 comments, Add one?
  • I Almost Choked
    Literally. I laughed so hard at this I almost choked. I mean, just...wow. 1 Today, I tried number 35 on the list of things to do to get kicked out of Walmart. 'Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"' He ran with a horrified
    by SpydurPoet on Nov 8 2:21 PM, 100 words. → 5 comments, Add one?
  • I Don't Know...
    by SpydurPoet on Nov 8 1:53 PM, 200 words. → 7 comments, Add one?
  • (Not MLIA) Funnies (Forwards from Cell)
    From Ted 1 "This Christmas, let's put mistletoe in our back pockets so all the people who hate us can kiss our ass." 2 From Carol 3 To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 4 1. Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down. 5 2.
    by SpydurPoet on Nov 7 12:39 PM, 1,500 words. → 7 comments, Add one?
  • Walking &&&&& Driving
    Sorry. Yes, I did have to insert all those additional ampersands in the title. I've been going to work walking. I've also been driving. The driving is slightly scary, and I won't be doing it much, but I can do it. The walking...well. 1 I bought a cane on Monday and went with that instead of my walker. Tha
    by SpydurPoet on Nov 6 12:35 PM, 200 words. → 1 comment, Add one?
  • These Had me L'ing OL
    Today is the day after halloween. I answered the door to a boy dressed up as robot saying "trick-or-treat!" Confused I told him it wasn't halloween anymore and that it was yesterday. His face fell and he walked away muttering "damn time machine, need to fix that thing!" I quickly ran inside and gave him all the candy
    by SpydurPoet on Nov 1 11:11 AM, 1,000 words. → 6 comments, Add one?
  • Halloween 09 Images #1
    Featuring 1 2 3 Nicholas 4 The Dead Lawyer 5 6 7 8 9 James 10 The Dead Worker 11
    by SpydurPoet on Nov 1 9:42 AM, 600 words. → 1 comment, Add one?
  • Happy Halloween
    Happy Halloween everyone. Pics to come later! 1 To those who cannot celebrate, watch scary movies all night, and I'm sorry. If you lived in SATown I'd bring the celebration to you... 2 3 Scare on. ~*~SP~*~
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 31 12:47 PM, 100 words. → 3 comments, Add one?
  • take me to your leader
    Join my group the dOrk fOrces 1 our mission: to make people smile, and if possible laugh. 2 if you get them to fart while they laugh, extra brownie points. 3 oh. and you can shamelessly promote your poetry on the reading list here, too.
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 30 10:14 PM, 100 words. → 5 comments, Add one?
  • funnies
    Today, I was playing my iPod on shuffle. The song, "This is Not the End" by The Bravery came on. The next song was "This is the End" by She Wants Revenge. It was followed by "The End." by My Chemical Romance. As soon as the songs finished, the battery promptly died. I think my iPod left a suicide note. MLIA 1 T
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 29 6:48 PM, 200 words. → 4 comments, Add one?
  • Sorry
    I am at work right now. We've been really busy lately with the takeover. 1 I have also been sick and tired and... 2 WALKING! which is making me even more tired. 3 I should be back to normal within a week or two. I am going to extend the contests, too, until November 5. 4 Hope you are all doi
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 27 6:40 PM, 100 words. → 5 comments, Add one?
  • Here But Not Here
    I am having some really annoying issues with my keyboard right now. Unfortunately, until I get a new one, I will not be commenting because about 20% of the keys don'twork properly. Sorry. But when I get a new one, I will come back and read and comment.
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 24 9:24 AM, → 1 comment, Add one?
  • join us
    the dOrk fOrces 1 because i am a dOrk and would like to think i am not the only one...
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 23 11:04 PM, → 9 comments, Add one?
  • this week.
    well, it's been about a pretty average week. 1 other than the fact that i worked odd hours, everything is about normal. 2 my friends at work make me laugh. i am closer to walking than last week. the customers are at once both coniving[sp] and stupid. my parents managed to piss me off some more. yeah. i'd
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 23 9:29 PM, 100 words. → 6 comments, Add one?
  • Offline
    Sorry. I am doing training again this week. The whole house is sick, though thankfully not bad. Also, I am incredibly tired from working, trying to walk, and taking care of 6 sick people (myself included). 1 I will not be online, probably for the rest of the week. 2 I miss you all and I hope you are al
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 20 10:51 AM, 200 words. → 4 comments, Add one?
  • Not-The-Sun BG #1
    lemme know what you think! 1 Autumn Ethereal by autumn-ethereal @ deviantArt.com 2 Pen and paper by Cattie @ deviantArt.com 3 The Sheer Will of the Sun by KeswickPinhead @ deviantArt.com 4
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 18 12:43 AM, 100 words. → 4 comments, Add one?
  • Rude Commentors and Purple Bunnies
    Someone (can't put the link here, apparently) left the rudest comment I have ever, ever received on this bg that I entered in a contest. 1 Her comment? 2 "There really is no reason why you should have won Obviously you didn't work as hard enough as I did with my entrie. 3 Nothing to do with "life"
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 17 11:40 PM, 100 words. → 92 comments, Add one?
  • Hilarious Work Conversation
    Totally awesome conversation with my friend at work. 1 2 Rushing, Jessi Y. says: you on a call? B*********, Adam A. says: YEAH...WHATS UP Rushing, Jessi Y. says: do you see me? Rushing, Jessi Y. says: i am all shiny Rushing, Jessi Y. says: the sun is in our eyes B*********, Adam A. says: ME T
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 16 10:38 PM, 200 words. → 1 comment, Add one?
  • Contests - Oh MY!
    #1 - Prewrites #2 - MLIA #3 - Teddy Bears and Curly Fries #4 - Sylvia Plath and Ted Hughes #5 - Halloween 1 I found out that you can only post 5 contests per day. 2 Tomorrow I will post the next 5: Quotes Titles Music Picture _______ - I haven't decided on this last one
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 16 10:25 PM, 400 words. → 9 comments, Add one?
  • Sorry, Sorry
    Thank God it's Friday! But, of course, next week is a mess. I am supposed to be in training next week for escalation conversion, but they have not uploaded it to my schedule yet, and that means I am going to have to figure out what to do, where to go, what time to come in, etc. Grr. 1 We've been busy today. B
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 16 5:58 PM, 300 words. → 9 comments, Add one?
  • dun dun dun
    For you cat lovers... click here (( Thank you, JR from work )) 1 Today, I was reading an MLIA that talked about how they were getting their driver's permit, and the line was out the door at the DMV as usual. I wondered how often they went to get their driver's permit. MLIA from www.mylifeisaverage.com
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 15 10:34 PM, 100 words. → 2 comments, Add one?
  • Busy Bees
    I've been bombarded at work today. 1 Has it been one of those Thursdays? 2 Have some funnies. 3 Today, my grandma, my mum and I were sitting on a couch. Grandma pointed out there was "3 generations sitting on this couch". I rubbed my tummy and said ever so lovingly "actually, there's 4". I've never seen
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 15 8:27 PM, 200 words. → 6 comments, Add one?
  • Please Go Beg this Poet to Stay
    I know it's none of my business what he does, and I don't know him on any kind of personal level. The only reason I know of him is because he won one of my contests. 1 this is the poet, go read his poetry 2 click here to ask him to stay
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 14 10:45 PM, 100 words. → 2 comments, Add one?
  • This is AWESOME
    There is a contest running for the family (my family). Click here 1 This is an awesome contest.  It is being held by MoonlitRoses, gold is 1500, silver is 900 and bronze is 600. 2 The only requirement is that it is your best work, and it even allows prewrites! There are only 3 entries! 3
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 14 9:48 PM, 600 words. → 3 comments, Add one?
  • Contests!
    Okay. I know a few of you have sent me contests you have running that you would like me to enter. Umm.... 1 Can you send them again? Post them here in a comment. 2 Anyone else have any contests running? Let me know.
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 14 7:37 AM, 100 words. → 2 comments, Add one?
  • OMG This is Hilarious
    Come on. Who thinks MLIA honestly sucks? 1 I sent the link to MLIA to one of my co-workers and he said it was depressing. I replied that it was hilarious. He said it would be a good thing to read...the day you're planning to commit suicide. 2 Wow. 3 So. In honor of his weirdness, I am posting one m
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 13 10:39 PM, 100 words. → 3 comments, Add one?
  • Another Dose of MLIA because my life is SSDD
    Today I was at a debate tournament, and my opponent stood to rebuttal. He said "my opponent's arguement is like a bikini, what it reveals is very interesting, but what it covers is crucial." I lost the debate but I think he deserved it more.MLIA 1 Today, I was giving a speech in class. My teacher had warned us
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 13 9:48 PM, 400 words. → 5 comments, Add one?
  • oh yeah....
    i am at work, so if anyone is trying to contact me and i don't answer, please don't be offended. i am leaving this up and checking during down times, but it might take a while for me to respond. 1 2 3 4 i've never been terrified of rain before. now i fear it like children fear the slightly aj
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 13 4:00 PM, 100 words. → 2 comments, Add one?
  • a box of goodies.
    finally got my stuff from my old new desk to my new new desk. 1 what? 2 yeah. they moved me while i was out on leave, and then they moved me while i was down in conversion training. lol 3 so i finally got my stuff back. in a box. it was great. it had a notebook with a few journals in it. 3 books -
    by SpydurPoet on Oct 13 3:52 PM, 200 words. → 1 comment, Add one?
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