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It is I, though, lo and behold, this is not an antic of a philosophical nature. I'm simply writing this because I am confused. You see, I'm infamous for having these bizarre dreams that result in comical tales. IE: having sexual relations with Freddy Krueger before singing acapella to a chick on the phone and beingby Mag the Chodja on Aug 28 8:49 AM, In Dreams, Life, Stuff, Thoughts. 400 words. → 5 comments, Add one?
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by Mag the Chodja on Aug 21 2:41 PM, In Adult, Funny, Random, Weird. 400 words. → 2 comments, Add one?
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by Mag the Chodja on Aug 14 11:53 AM, In Adult, Anger, Legion, Movie, Rant, Retarded, Review. 900 words. → 4 comments, Add one?
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by Mag the Chodja on Aug 14 11:46 AM, In Adult, Anger, Rant, Retarded, Stupid. 700 words. → 2 comments, Add one?
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Epic Guitarist is Epic. 1 Ok, here's the deal. I want this beautiful, bald mother fucker to have my babies. I'm going to cling to his face, insert my Mag-Babies, and then breed myself a super Maggie that will forever troll the musical industry with Epic Win . 2 This song is just plain beautiful. I love itby Mag the Chodja on Jul 24 9:34 AM, In Andy, Awesome, Epic, Guitar, Mckee. 200 words. → 10 comments, Add one?
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Yeah, so, I think everyone knows that Michael Jackson has been splattered all over the media as of late. I miss the King, but c’mon. Enough is enough. I hope the ending of his funeral will finally let the harangue die down a bit. 1 For those who don’t think it’s too soon to be makin’ fun of dear MJ, here’s a linkby Mag the Chodja on Jul 8 11:13 AM, In Lick my, Pimple, Principal pimpell. 800 words. → Make first comment?
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I am deeply saddened by the loss of the King of Pop. I heard about it yesterday afternoon, June 25th. I'm not gonna go on with a heartfelt goodbye, I'm just gonna say that Michael has moonwalked himself too high and may he jam awn it with Michael, Gabriel, Camuel and Barakiel in the eyes of the Lord. Show'em a thingby Mag the Chodja on Jun 26 9:58 AM, In Cheerful, Depressing, Jackson, Michael, Sad, Win. 600 words. → 6 comments, Add one?
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by Mag the Chodja on Jun 23 10:28 AM, In Adult, Jiggle it a little, Random, Rant. 800 words. → 3 comments, Add one?
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31395457/ns/technology_and_science-wireless/ 1 Ahem. What the balls? 2 Can you believe this bullshit? There’s a tournament for –texting-. The winner gets 50k dollars. 3 What. 4by Mag the Chodja on Jun 17 9:53 AM, In Call me papa, Contests, Fail, Life, Rant, Stupid, Win. 1,500 words. → 1 comment, Add one?
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Mature Boosh. §==========§==========§ I've known people to deem maturity as a right of passage for older ages, as well as opinions that age has nothing to do with maturity. I, myself, believe that the older you are, the better your -chances- of maturity. 1 There are anomalies concerning this topic, asby Mag the Chodja on Jun 12 1:42 PM, In I like to wank it, Maturity, Philosophy. 500 words. → 7 comments, Add one?
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by Mag the Chodja on Jun 10 9:28 AM, In Adult, Balls are itchy, Philosophy, Rant. 1,200 words. → Make first comment?
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I’m posting another journal so that I can inform the, (what, two readers that pay attention to my philosophical nature?) interested parties of this infuriating itch that has begun to plague me. 1 I have an itch. 2 This itch is a menace to my sanity. It resides along the gutter-lines of my chode. It beckons, iby Mag the Chodja on Jun 4 8:45 AM, In Children need to be whipped, Contest, Life, Rant. 900 words. → Make first comment?
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You ever hang out with your friends, just chillin', kickin' back a few, and havin' a gay ol' time when all of a sudden one of them expresses their relaxation by way of the backdoor poot-toot? 1 And the fart wasn't just any old fart, it was the fart that -sounded- warm? Like...there was a little juice behind it, aby Mag the Chodja on Jun 1 2:32 PM, In Eat my butt, Jolly dong slinger, Tugfest. 500 words. → 1 comment, Add one?
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Alright, another venture into the frugal intellect that is my own. Sadly, this week, I’ve not much to rant about, or to joke about. However, I need a little help with a certain issue, so I’m going to post another Chromosome up in this piece. 1 I’ve got my thinking cap on – decked out with my alluring thunderboltby Mag the Chodja on May 26 9:52 AM, In Contemplative, Life, Personal thoughts, Random. 400 words. → 2 comments, Add one?
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by Mag the Chodja on May 13 1:32 PM, In Adult, Life, Offensive, Random, Rant. 500 words. → 4 comments, Add one?
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I have nothing whitty to say. I'm angry. I received a donkey punch by The World. Yeah. Straight up fist-faced. I work a shitty, boring, low-paying job. A fact that I'm sure is somewhat well-known. At this job, at this hospital, there's an IT department. Of course. I've applied for the IT department four timby Mag the Chodja on May 13 10:49 AM, In Life is total bullshit spank me. 300 words. → 6 comments, Add one?
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by Mag the Chodja on May 12 8:51 AM, In Adult, Humor, Inspirational, Nonsense, Rant. 500 words. → 3 comments, Add one?
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Ok, there's something I cannot possible breach the barriers of understanding on, and that's people pleasers. I can understand the why's on a mental level, but I cannot understand the steadfast permanence of their mentality. People pleasers are the lactating grannies of society! What is a lactating granny, you mayby Mag the Chodja on May 1 3:34 PM, In Anger, Drama, Friends, Insecurity, Life, Rant, Stupid. 1,000 words. → 4 comments, Add one?
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