Have you ever heard some song and after listening to the lyrics, you go, "Ohh that's just weird."
So have I. Here are some.
"Every Breath You Take" by The Police
Okay, first of all, every time I hear this, I shiver and look around. I mean, have you HEARD the song?!
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you.
Either God (or Ala, or Ceiling Cat, whoever you believe in) wrote the song, or whoever did stands two inches away from your face at all times. EWW.
"Always Be My Baby" by Mariah Carey
Well, hello, you broke up, Mariah. And I WONDER WHY. Maybe he wanted to get away from your stalkerness. HOW ABOUT YOU MOVE ON INSTEAD OF WRITING A SONG ABOUT IT?*
You'll always be a part of me
I'm a part of you indefinitely
Boy don't you know you can't escape me?
Ooh darling cause you'll always be my baby.
WHAT THE HELL? Just, ick, uh, weird, ew. Boy, even if you change your name and leave the country, you can't escape her.
"Can't Get You Out of My Head" by Kylie Minogue
Well, it's ok to think about someone, but even I don't think about my boyfriend like all the time. I got other stuff to deal with. But this song is a little too...uhh.
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy your lovin' is all I think about
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy it's more than I dare to think about.
Blehh. Just...no.
Anyways, that's it for my rant today. Ahh, shit, my butt hurts, I better go.
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Aha thats so amusing. I think that all the time, listening to song lyrics and its like "WTF!!!! Stalkers!!" and sometimes there's a really crap line and its only shoved in so the song rhymes or something. -
Yeah, I know Every Breath You Take. Also, there's Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls, and it goes like:
I don't want the world to see me,
Cause I don't think they'd understand.
Well if everything's meant to be broken,
I just want you to know who I am.
Well I'd give up forever to touch you,
cause I know you feel me somehow.
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be,
and I don't wanna go home right now.
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