Kelly LeeAnn Nimmons: you have not seen BMFE until you come to South Carolina. haha.4 hours ago ·
Giovanna Elisabeth: Hahaha. pretty sure that I'm being stalked by a cow. no joke. and I don't mean like a kristen sized fat bitch. I mean like. A moo moo cow. Its come past my house every night for almost a week. And like 3 or 4 days ago i was outside and it walked down the street, stopped at a stop sign then trotted to the other side of the road and back. and came and stopped at the stop sign right by my house. It didn't Even turn its blinker on and it turned right. That combined with the swerving, I'd consider that Trotting While Intoxicated. TWI for you Mr. Cow!3 hours ago
Kelly LeeAnn Nimmons: hahaha "a moo moo cow" XD
thats kinda creepy to be stalked by a cow bby.
apparently you've moved from muffins to livestock.
lmao.
dude near my uncles house there are these nasty little bannie chickens, they look like alien quail things, creepy as fuuuuuck.3 hours ago ·
Giovanna Elisabeth: haha! My neighbor has like 15 of those. And I think she said she had like 30 peacocks. lol and 16 pigs but the pig in my yard is HUGE! 3 hours ago
Giovanna ElisabethAnd bby, it'll always be Muffins for me! xD cuz I'm pretty sure that I couldn't live without Mistress Blueberry.3 hours ago
Kelly LeeAnn Nimmons: i wanna get a peacock tattoo so badly, they are gorgeous, i remember when i was dating David he banned me from getting one cause he is terrified of them. hahaha. I've got banana nut sleeping on the couch, dirty piece of sweet bread, i found come poppy seeds in his muffin cup.3 hours ago ·
Giovanna Elisabeth:
I call mutiny! Banana nut is a filthy whore. We should stick him on the street corner. Chocolate chip did very well last night. 
I'm really rather impressed by his skillz.3 hours agoKelly LeeAnn Nimmons: i think i'm just going to break up with banana nut, i'm tired of his whoreish ways and ooo i met this little pound cake muffin last night and oh my god...i fell in love, he knew just how to hit the right spot. mmm. XD3 hours ago ·
Giovanna Elisabeth: Lol. oh really now? Does he have a brother or a sister? Cuz we both know, when all else fails, ask about siblings.
And as great as chocolate chip was, I don't think it could last forever. But I'm thinkin Mr. Cinnamon swirl might add just enough spice to my life. He's a gorgeous hunk of sweet bread.2 hours agoKelly LeeAnn Nimmons: hahah.no siblings, but i heard his cousin Double Dark Chocolate Chip was pretty amazing, i've not met Mr. Cinnamon Swirl yet.
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