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the ones that apply to me... XD.


I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hooker.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.

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