I can make Emma (etoile) LOL... apparently

First time today, retelling my epic fail:

I was watching a movie and I got up to pee (like you do) BUT I got my feet tangled in the wire of the laptop, came 2 seconds away from faceplanting AND dropping laptop then was all *phew* cos I put the laptop down without dropping it BUT THEN I stood up again and the heel of my boots got caught under the sofa and I moved and dragged the ENTIRE sofa like 4 inches across the room .

Second time today; Facebook

Shelly O'Connor
SocialInterview.com asked me "If you had to defend your hometown against invading zombies, what would be your weapon of choice?"
I answered: "Nathan Farrell. His ego is big enough to feed them all."

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