I'm 15 Years Old and I Cost 3315$ a Night

(_) I know how to make a pot of coffee.
(_) I do my own laundry.
(_) I can cook for myself.
(x) I always do my homework.
(x) I enjoy intellectual conversation.
(_) I think politics are exciting.
(_) My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my peers.

Total = 2

(x) I show up for School everyday, unless i'm sick.
(x) I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
(x) I've never gotten a detention.
(_) I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all.
(x) I know what credibility means without looking it up.
(_) I would consider starbucks as coffee

Total = 6

(_) I know how to run the dishwasher and/or do the dishes.
(_) I can count to 10 in Spanish.
(_) When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
(_) I can mow the lawn.
(_) I can wash a car.
(x) I can make adults laugh, without being stupid.
(_) I remember to water my plants.
(x) I study when I have to.
(x) I pay attention at school.
(_) I remember to feed my pets.

Total = 9

(x) I can spell experience without looking it up.
(x) I clean up my own mess.
(_) The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee (or caffeine)
(_) I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
(_) I understand jokes the first time they are said.
(x) I listen to my elders.
(x) I can type fast.

Total = 13

(_)I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
(_) I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex.
(_) I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over 25 & have a job.
(x) I can read a book and actually finish it.
(x) People have said that I act older than I am.

Total = 15


Now add up how many (x)'s you have & put "I act _ _ years old." in the subject line

COST

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[_] Blonde - $50
[_] Black - $15
[_] Bald - $5
[_] Other-$75

Total: $100

Eye Color:
[_] Brown - $50
[_] Green - $75
[_] Blue $150
[x] Hazel $100
[_] Other - $15

Total so far: $200

Height:
[_] Over 7′ - $200
[_] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[_] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[_] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[_] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[x] Under 5′4 - $95

Total so far: $295

Age:
[_] 50 to 56 - $175
[_] 46 to 50 - $150
[_] 41 to 45 - $125
[_] 31 to 40 - $100
[_] 26 to 30 - $75
[_] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 19 to 20 - $25
[_] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $320

Birth Order:
[_] Twins or more than twins - $750
[X] First Born - $320
[_] Only Child - $250
[_] second born - $150
[_] Middle child - $100
[_] Last Born - $100
[_] third born - $550
[_] fourth born - $300
[_] fifth born - $400
[_] sixth born -$215

Total so far:$640

Drink?
[_] I did like once - $400
[_] Only Holidays - $250
[_] Sometimes - $215
[_] YES - $200
[_] only weekends - $300
[_] Every other day - $50
[_] Once a day - $15
[_] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[X] No - $600

Total so far: $1240

Vision?
[_] perfect vision $400
[_] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[x] No correction $100
[_] Glasses $50
[_] contacts $25
[_] Surgical correction -$100

Total so far:$1340

Shoe Size:
[_] 13+ - $300
[_] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[_] 11 to 12 - $400
[_] 7 to 10 - $500
[x] Under 7- $450

Total so far:$1790

Favorite Colors (two):
[_] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[_] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[X] Purple - $225
[_] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[X] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total:$2315

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[_] Yes $0
[X] Nope-add $1000
[_] some- $750

Final Total: $3315

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“I cost $_____ a night"