Some twisted cliches.

A bird in the sand, is worth two in the boot.
a rip off the old sock.
a case only a lawyer could love.
a good bang is hard to find
a sauce of a different odor
a pitchers worth a thousand walks
a nose by any other shape would smell so neat
you're hot in the dark
acorn in my hide
absinthe makes the liver grow older
aint that the skunk calling the cat smelly
all good rings come to those that skate
alls bare in love and war




these are all by me xD tell me what you think.
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