I am known to have pretty strong opinions when it comes down to a lot of things, especially when it comes to popular culture and the stupid shit in our society. I basically say the things people are too afraid to say out loud.
We, or at least the some what intelligent people, know that we live in a society that is obsessed with celebrity culture and anything that's trendy as hell. If you are a little bit like me (which might just be a bad thing) you will understand where I am coming from...
So here is my infamous "Shit List"...
Please do not send me bitch messages...it really does not make you intelligent or tough to have a fight over the internet. Nobody cares how tough you can be with a keyboard...hahahaha
Understand that this is all in good fun.
Britney Spears
It's pretty sad that at one point in my life I adored her music. And you know what???? It wasn't half bad. Sure it was guilty pleasure bubble gum pop of the mid 90's, but it was catchy as hell. Yet Ms. Spears doesn't have enough of the musical talent in her pinky finger, but she sure can put on a act. I have to say I was a fan of her Snake on a stage MTV Music Reality Freak Show Awards performance. She really did "sexed it up". Yet it was her lip locked with hag bag Madonna, her marriage with K-Fed, shaving off the rest of her wig, and oh yeah taking care of her children, that ruined her chances of being another "pop diva". Instead she is just another sad excuse of a...if I dear say singer who produces mediocore records...after records.
Oh yeah she has a new single out..."Womanizer"...I seriously thinks she needs a dictionary.
Jonas Brothers
It's not like I hate this musical trio...only that that ripped of the Hanson Brothers...(R.I.P Mmmm Pop). It's just very hard for me to think that anyone would take them seriously, especially when they get older. Yeah they are overly cute teenage boys with fake instruments that make the tween girls cry and scream with delight...but what will happen when the boys become MEN...and their cute factor has faded away. Will they become sex gods or cute over the age little fairy boys?
Because really will those purity rings last forever???
Keyboard Abuse
As you all know, the site called Allpoetry.com. I would like to consider myself a poet who appericates the craft. Actually poetry is just apart of me like breathing...so you know I am pretty serious about it. One of my biggest pet peeves that I have when I am reading poetry on this site is whem people are typing like they raped the keyboard. WeN u rITE LYike THis , U jUSt SeEM STOOPid. Listen up guys...this is a poetry site...not aim/myspace/facebook/ or any damn social chat space. Leave that chat speak in a chat room.
Techno (The Repeative Kind)
ERrrrrr not good. Not good at all. Everytime I hear over played techno music, I feel like I am at a rave party...with glow sticks and E.
And maybe very colorful neon stockings.
Reality TV
What the hell can I say about reality TV?????? What could I not say about it. I could write a whole rant on how shallow and stupid these shows are, but I would probably run out of space on this blog (if thats possible). I actually wrote a article on this very same topic for my school paper.
So in short...reality T.V is a just badly scripted sitcom with pointless drama and competitions.
Disney Channel Stars
Does every single star on Disney have to be a damn singer, but than can not even hold a single note? The answer to that is obiviously yes. That is the way Disney can brain wash kids...through MUSIC and maybe very clever marketing.
It just pisses me off that perfectly good shows like Phil of the Future has to be canned because a certian somebody wants to be a musician. Aly and AJ are a sister act that make Hilary Duff and Haliey Duff look like Destiny Childs (there is speculation going on that Beyonce and Kelly Rowland are actually half sisters!!!). So whats my point. That bitch left one of the last good shows on disney to become another whiny pop singer???
These girls no nothing about pop music...dear I mention the Montana girl
HSM
If high school was like this...I might just drop out. So much money spent...sooo many talentless celebrities wasted.
Poor poor Zac Efron...I really thought he had some talent (I know, I know! He was pretty good in Hairspray...why did he go back to HSM and why to the skank Hudgens). Plus Corbin Bleu is just fine as hell. What a cute fro!
Mainstream Pop/Bubble Gum Pop
Since I was talking about pop music...I mind as well bring it up in it's very own catergory. Anyways...what the hell is up with Popular music nowadays. As soon as I turn on the radio...all I want to is blow it up to tiny bits. Yes I can admit that I use to listen to whatever the radio or MTV/BET use to tell me to listen too. I was a drone...I had not taste in music. No taste. However over the last couple of years my music taste as broaden and well it hasn't taste this sweet. Like honey ice tea.
So sure you can call me a music snob or an elitist, but I really don't give a fuck. I will LIKE what I like and I will hate what I hate...oh well.
I love me some Hendrix and will keep on loathing Soulja Boy. It's the circle of my musical life.
Skanks
Close your legs and you might just meet a decent guy.
That goes for you too Ms. Cyrus and Ms. Hudgens.
LimeWire
It takes so long to download...plus I can never find the real small indie bands...the shit that really matters.
Liars
They are the worst kind of people, right behind dirty politicans and bloodsucking Lawyers.
Converters
I know what it is like to be radical in something you truely care about, I can admit that I would love to ram a bat to someones head everytime they litter or forget to recycle their plastic bottles, but I don't. Who gave me the right to hate on someone because they are killing the enviroment?
Because I will be damned if someone is going to hate on me because I like the taste of bbq chicken and a cheeseburger or that I'm still questioning my faith or I don't want to believe in a God whatsoever. If I choose to be a vegertarian or an atheist, it should be on my own decision.
Let me be clear. I have nothing against Vegeterains. Nothing. I commend people who have the ability to stop eatting meat cold turkey (ok that was a pretty bad pun). I even have some friends who don't eat meat and our dedicated. At one point, I even tried to join them in this quest, because at the same time I love animals. But for me, it just wasn't something I could do.
I won't throw my views down anyones throat, so don't do it too me.
Autotone
That stupid shit that money makers like T-Pain use. God that loser can't sing for shit...yet he makes more money than I will probably ever make.
And now every dusche bag in the music industry, pop rap game to Britney Spears has to have this stupid device on their new records. I guess that is why Kanye West is losing speed.
Songs With a Very Overdone Dance
I have come to the realization that the only way a song can become extremely famous, popular, and well wealthy is if it is accompany by a dance. Plus sadly these dances aren't even that good to begin with.
Soulja Boy, Chicken Noodle Soup Gang, and anything that the Crunk South has created is beyond what this word needs. So please stop that stupid shit and listen to some really dancing music.
Circa, Jamiroquai...anything they have every made 1992-2006.
Jay Kay has one of the sexiest voices that the UK Blue Eyed Soul revolution has every produced...or even the whole funk/neo-soul/R&B movement.
Lil' Wayne
I might just get killed for this one but, god is his music mundane and well crap. This musician can not rap to say his godamn life, yet his records are selling more then almost every other album that dropped this year. Talented musicians such as Jack Johnson and Beck have to take back seat to this fool.
Come on, he sounds like he's freakin high everytime he records a damn album. The fact that the BET Hip-Hop Awards rewarded him as the best lyricist of the year, beating out Jay-Z and Nas is just insane. People say how he's lyrics are deep and have hiden messages. If I striped he lyrics down with no crazy back beats and just read them off a paper, you will understand where I am coming from. He is no damn rapper, let alone a poet. Bob Dylan was a poet, not this asshole.
It really makes me think that we are living in an upside down sociey where no talent, no drive, or no passion can get you very far.
And by the way Beck has better wordplay than Lil' Wayne has ever had. Listen to his Midnite Vultures album, circa 1998.
Holiday Decorations Up Way to Early or Late
My neighbor loves holidays. So much so, that he will put them up two months earlier and than down a half a year later. It really doesn't go with your decore if a paper ghost is hanging with a light up christmas reindeer.
P.Diddy/Puff Daddy/Sean John What the F**K is His Name!???
He's an naractastic bastard, who needs to get over himself.
EMOtional Whiners
There's nothing more pretenious that going to my local shopping mall and starting fights with 12 year old Hot Topic obsessed scene kids. Of course I don't do that because that would bring my maturity level to a zero.Now I am not knocking off anyone who shops there, but don't you find it funny that it used to be a store only the "Goth" kids were allowed in. I remember a few years back I was kicked out. Now it's the new trendy spot for freshman kids to shop at while they whine at their mothers for not letting them get their emo band inspired t-shirt.
Public Service Announcement: Please oh please do not try to cut your fuckin' wrist because you are so called judged at school. Who the hell cares if you can't dye you hair or cut it into an angular hair cut or if you are bisexual this week. I am always, all the time judged and if I freaked out everytime someone said some prejudice comment, who knows how things would end for me.
Oh yeah your music...(well today's modern emocore music) is quite horrible. Sunny Day Real Estate is the only "emo" band that made intelligent music. (I just really considered them grunge or post-grunge/ Indie-Alternative)
Boys in Super Skinny Girlfriend Jeans
We fucking get it! You are are scarcely close to being a sack of bones and can fit into the smallest size at Hollister....would you like a doggie treat?
There's nothing wrong with straight leg jeans on guys, it's actually quite attractive, but when my boyfriend is wearing jeans 5 sizes smaller that mine and female jeans, that just pisses me off. There's not way your package isn't hurting...unless there isn't too much to hurt.
Because that should be saved for the bedroom...not the school yard.
Friends with Benefits
A couple of years ago I tried this idea with an ex of mine (I will not name names). Long story short, it did not end well. We ended up dating again (and again and blah) and then eventually ended up in a long "break" and a nasty not to secret (it was only a secert for me since I was sooo damn naive) break-up.
The reason why this doesn't work is because as women, we tend to be quite emotional and at times needy (yeah I admit it!). A no string attached relationship is bound for disaster because the whole time you are playing house maker in the back of your head you want to actually have a real steady relationship.
Everyone wants to have a relationship...no matter how much they might sleep around.
David Blane
I can not even explain how much I hate Davide Blane (sp?)....How could I make this list and not include his name? It's like every trick or magical illusion (Chris Angel Mindfuck is soooo stealing his thunder) he has to put his life in some extreme danger and still have a thousand and one camera capture the stupdity in the moment. Camera hog anyone????
Go on youtube and search David Blane....watch this mock of him, it's perfect.
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