Letter Meme

Dear person, 1

I don't really know how to tell you this, but The mafia wants you. I think I realized it When your dog ran amok Under the bus and I saw you sit on The crazy monk. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning the The cut toenails to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Will tell the authorities about your passionate interest for mice.2

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Sha Wu-Ching3

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