The Brave and Always Random Adventures of Madi Leigh

Battle of Mars: (part 1)1

With lightsaber (yeah, George Lucas stole it from us because someone opened their big fat mouth and told) in hand, I ran through the rocky Mars terrain. 2

I was being chased by the evil Marsian space pod... thingies. But that's not the point. The point is, I'm being pursued. 3

So, I'm being pursued by evil Marsian space pod thingies. I'm trying to get to the prison... place. Whatever, you understand my point. 4

The lead Marsian space pod thingie shoots little cheese balls at me, and I easily dodge the blows. Pong, pong, pong goes the cheese ball shooter. Damn, these Marsians were getting smarter!5

The glass doors of the Marsian prison place opens automatically, then closes on their space pod thingies. "Ha! Not fast enough!" I jeer. 6

When I turn around, I realize I'm in a mall. "How ironic," I murmur, because everyone knows about Marsians and malls. I race through the mall Marsian prison, trying to find my brother. 7

I see his cell not too far off! But I have to go through... My enemies have united!!! The crazed toddler with her wolf-hound-horse and General Wolfie S. Pider with his army of cocoroaches. I hold my lightsaber tightly, this would be the battle of my life. 8

I race to a giant oven, and inside, my army of chocolate chip cookie dough sprites leap out of the hot oven. Oh yeah, they seem pissed.9

So me and my batch of cookie sprites attack the evil doers, and win. Duh! I pick up one and look at it. "It's been a pleasure serving you, my lady!" It cries.10

"It's been a pleasure commanding you." I return. 11

I took a huge bite of the cookie and threw it to the ground.12

I race forward to my brother's cell. "Thank God!" he cried.13

My attention diverted to the thing on the pedistol. It was a hat. But not just any hat, an awesome hat. 14

"Which one will you chose?" A godly voice commanded from the sky, "Your brother, or the Hat of Truth?"15

I looked at my pleading brother, then at the hat. Which one, which one! Oh, I realized. "Duh!" I say aloud.16

I walked over to the hat and picked it up, placing it awesomely on my head. "Okay," I said, "You can keep him." I jerked my thumb to my brother, who had a look of disbelief in his eyes. And then I skipped towards the exit with my cookie sprites behind me. 17

"Oh," the voice said, "That was... unexpected." Then the mall crumbled away.18

Once outside, I danced with the sprites. "Oh yeah, uh-huh! What! What!" 19

Then I stopped. "I know what the truth is in the Hat of Truth!"20

"What? What?" The cookie sprites ask in creepy unison.21

"The truth is... THIS HAT IS THE BOMB!!!" And then we danced till the end of this story... Which is now.

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